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Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
11-27-09, 10:07 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,512
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Interesting in what way? The current world...

Interesting in what way? The current world record holder only got to screw around with position due to his ginormous height which is a known advantage under the current UCI rules in terms of getting...
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-25-09, 04:01 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,550
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Hopefully some Saudis will fly a plane into him.

Hopefully some Saudis will fly a plane into him.
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-25-09, 03:56 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 3,455
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Would you like a blanky and some hot cocoa? ...

Would you like a blanky and some hot cocoa?
HTFU you sound like a whiny little girl. Save your life story for people who give a ****.
Now get back to trying to market gay pporn or whatever it is...
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:29 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 850
Posted By Johnny Colnago

get the round ones dude. bought some squares...

get the round ones dude. bought some squares ones and they sucked balls.
so def the round ones from my own experience
hth
hand
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:27 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,085
Posted By Johnny Colnago

fixed gear is last week dude rock a p-far and...

fixed gear is last week dude
rock a p-far and rub some brakes on it or else you'll end up like that other guy in some other thread riding around without brakes in the snow...
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:25 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,088
Posted By Johnny Colnago

stop shaving them hair increases friction

stop shaving them
hair increases friction
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
11-05-09, 11:21 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 11,610
Posted By Johnny Colnago

don't get mad, just eat a dick lol

don't get mad, just eat a dick
lol
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:16 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,088
Posted By Johnny Colnago

best troll evar

best troll evar
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:11 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,958
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Stay here and do some sweet bar spins OP.

Stay here and do some sweet bar spins OP.
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:10 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,016
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Don't get mad white man. You can be my man...

Don't get mad white man. You can be my man servant when the yellow revolution comes.:thumb:
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:09 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 5,041
Posted By Johnny Colnago

I troll BFSSFG. Pay is not that great but god...

I troll BFSSFG. Pay is not that great but god damn is the work easy!
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:06 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,016
Posted By Johnny Colnago

P.S. Learn to spell "brakes" you...

P.S. Learn to spell "brakes" you ignoramus.
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 11:05 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,016
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Aged Bike Fixer, I'm coming for you man. My style...

Aged Bike Fixer, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
11-05-09, 07:22 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,016
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Confucius say, "Silly round eye, riding without...

Confucius say, "Silly round eye, riding without brakes leads to breaks."
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
11-02-09, 12:15 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,654
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Inch Pitch you 1/2" plebeian. edit: can't...

Inch Pitch you 1/2" plebeian.

edit: can't find a good photo, just imagine the 22 you use to race, with half the teeth missing! LOL
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
10-31-09, 09:13 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,654
Posted By Johnny Colnago

So true man. So f'in true. I am always spinning...

So true man. So f'in true. I am always spinning out in my 48x11. I hit like 225rpm last week and then some grandma tried to cross the street while I was blowing through a red light. I was like,...
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
10-12-09, 09:09 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 11,610
Posted By Johnny Colnago

I have not experienced any flex on a Nitto 75...

I have not experienced any flex on a Nitto 75 stem with 123AA bars.
Neither have the pro keirin guys who let me work out with them.
That said NJS stuff is all about licensing and ensuring that no...
Forum: Training & Nutrition
10-06-09, 02:34 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 14,910
Posted By Johnny Colnago

You can check this by sticking your finger into...

You can check this by sticking your finger into your pee stream in the morning and tasting it. If it is slightly sweet then you are ok. If it is bitter/salty then you should top up the levels with...
Forum: Training & Nutrition
10-06-09, 02:28 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 4,538
Posted By Johnny Colnago

This can sometimes be caused by diet. In...

This can sometimes be caused by diet. In laymen's terms, the intake of too many carbohydrates and simple sugars can cause a ketogenic acidization of the blood that will cause your kidneys to work...
Forum: Training & Nutrition
10-06-09, 02:23 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 682
Posted By Johnny Colnago

get the polys.

get the polys.
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
10-06-09, 02:20 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,174
Posted By Johnny Colnago

STFU You kill broccoli. You are the murderer!

STFU You kill broccoli. You are the murderer!
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans
10-06-09, 12:31 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,712
Posted By Johnny Colnago

I hope he gets the help he needs.

I hope he gets the help he needs.
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans
10-06-09, 12:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,244
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Actually Jens is a pretty well known cross...

Actually Jens is a pretty well known cross dresser. You probably saw his double who travels as a man to keep the media and fans at bay. The real Jens was wearing a killer black cocktail dress and 6...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans
10-06-09, 12:24 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,105
Posted By Johnny Colnago

+1

+1
Forum: Charity Events
10-06-09, 12:23 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 920
Posted By Johnny Colnago

I hear there are these things called "jobs" where...

I hear there are these things called "jobs" where in exchange for goods or services rendered people will give you "money." With this "money" you should be able to walk into any bike shop and...
Forum: Track Cycling: Velodrome Racing and Training Area
09-30-09, 09:17 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 10,680
Posted By Johnny Colnago

I sleep on the infield of the local track. Beats...

I sleep on the infield of the local track. Beats having to pay rent and I get to ride as much as I want.:thumb:
Forum: Training & Nutrition
09-23-09, 03:39 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,978
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Counter example: Marmalade sandwiches and a...

Counter example: Marmalade sandwiches and a washing machine for a bike. It's all about the rider and his genetics, no potion or powder will give it you. You ether have it or you don't. (I don't...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans
09-21-09, 12:58 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,803
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Let's not be too harsh on the US. The US is...

Let's not be too harsh on the US. The US is pretty good at making fat people.
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans
09-21-09, 12:52 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 4,471
Posted By Johnny Colnago

All pro cyclists dope. If you think any of them...

All pro cyclists dope. If you think any of them are clean perhaps you'd be interested in some lovely land I am selling...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-17-09, 07:20 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,101
Posted By Johnny Colnago

These days you gotta stand out and get noticed. ...

These days you gotta stand out and get noticed. Take up juggling, swap the bike for a unicycle and have a bear on a bike follow behind you. At every light busk for some spare change. Get a good...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-17-09, 07:15 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,088
Posted By Johnny Colnago

..........

..........
Forum: Road Cycling
09-16-09, 12:27 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 847
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Ride rollers in your basement like Eddy did. ...

Ride rollers in your basement like Eddy did.
Don't you wanna as fast as Eddy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7K4O7YTLQQ
Forum: Road Cycling
09-16-09, 12:05 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 26,916
Posted By Johnny Colnago

I thought A/C Slater was on the wrestling team...

I thought A/C Slater was on the wrestling team preppie.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-14-09, 03:20 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,939
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Congratulations, you are now internet...

Congratulations, you are now internet famous.:thumb:
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6083/sleazy.jpg
Forum: Road Cycling
09-14-09, 12:41 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,939
Posted By Johnny Colnago

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5904/p6170132.j...

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5904/p6170132.jpg
Forum: Road Cycling
09-14-09, 12:30 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 598
Posted By Johnny Colnago

+1

+1
Forum: Road Cycling
09-14-09, 12:28 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,030
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Found a pic of the OP. ...

Found a pic of the OP.
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/plank/vulcan/spock2.GIF
Forum: Road Cycling
09-14-09, 12:25 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 2,741
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Do you take p-EPO and meet with imaginary Dr....

Do you take p-EPO and meet with imaginary Dr. Ferrari? :roflmao2:
Forum: Road Cycling
09-13-09, 11:52 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 5,205
Posted By Johnny Colnago

3.5 bottos 1 (metric) botto is defined as...

3.5 bottos

1 (metric) botto is defined as the circumference of botto's head by the ISO folks.

Some folks still use the antiquated bottœ which comes from the old measurement of botto's head. It...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-13-09, 11:05 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,340
Posted By Johnny Colnago

The deer was attracted to the scent of urine. ...

The deer was attracted to the scent of urine. Everyone knows triathletes pee themselves on the bike.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-10-09, 10:27 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 929
Posted By Johnny Colnago

A hot spot is defined as wherever I happen to be...

A hot spot is defined as wherever I happen to be at any given time. :thumb:
Like for instance, this thread is now a hot spot.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-10-09, 10:25 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,186
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Where's the white garage door?:mad: I say keep...

Where's the white garage door?:mad:
I say keep the pie plate, in 5-10 years they will be back in style with ironic hipsters and you can sell that wheel for big bucks.

Enjoy the ride.:)
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:24 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,172
Posted By Johnny Colnago

I try not to do more than 5000km before the 5th. ...

I try not to do more than 5000km before the 5th. Unfortunately this month I screwed up and I'm already at 28,000km
When will I learn!?!?!
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:21 AM
Replies: 300
Views: 65,477
Posted By Johnny Colnago

:thumb: You're ok in my book. ...

:thumb:
You're ok in my book.
http://www.poster.net/wayne-john/wayne-john-photo-xl-john-wayne-6213473.jpg
(Too bad I am illiterate! :roflmao2: )
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:18 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 2,890
Posted By Johnny Colnago

-5 BPM I usually run a heart rate deficit to...

-5 BPM
I usually run a heart rate deficit to try and stimulate my cardiovascular economy.
I figure if I owe any HB's when I die my kids can pay it back.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:14 AM
Replies: 300
Views: 65,477
Posted By Johnny Colnago

go on...:love:

go on...:love:
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:14 AM
Replies: 300
Views: 65,477
Posted By Johnny Colnago

More like tigerpalm sucka. I'm going to take my...

More like tigerpalm sucka.
I'm going to take my USMC 26 inch guns and wrestle you to the ground and force you my sausage.
Then maybe afterwards we can cuddel and talk about shimano vs campy
vi vs...
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:11 AM
Replies: 300
Views: 65,477
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Now tell us how big your weenie is.:rolleyes:

Now tell us how big your weenie is.:rolleyes:
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:06 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 3,094
Posted By Johnny Colnago

Hookers and whiskey. Amen.

Hookers and whiskey. Amen.
Forum: Road Cycling
09-04-09, 08:01 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 3,280
Posted By Johnny Colnago

if only the OP were true to his word *le sigh*

if only the OP were true to his word *le sigh*
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