SS Triathlon- what could've been
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SS Triathlon- what could've been
Sunday's triathlon was great- I single speeded the bike course on 52-17- what a mistake!!!!!!!!!!
I should have gone and spent 16.5 on the 11 tooth freewheel the day before. I placed 29th on the bike out of 337!!!!!! I am banned from running for a bit by my DR. so I had to walk the running leg, but I did it in style dressed in my chili pepper costume! My pics are too big to attach, but I think it is worth the 2nd try. I got an awesome posedown, Like a true poser would, with my single speed in my pepper getup.
If I ever run again, I think I can be on the clydesdale podium. the c'dale winner was right near me in the swim when I was gramaw stroking, and I beasted him on the bike.
BTW, for a course with 260 feet of ascent over 20 miles, single speed is a super advantage. I ride it all the time, and the hills are nothing. I call em woop de doos. If you only need to stand up and make 10 revs to get up it, it ain't a hill. but on all the hills, I could hear people's derailleurs clanking and spanking, and I simply stood up if I needed, or just pounded down and powered up. the only sound on my bike was that noisy bottom bracket with it's 3 month old bearings.
I should have gone and spent 16.5 on the 11 tooth freewheel the day before. I placed 29th on the bike out of 337!!!!!! I am banned from running for a bit by my DR. so I had to walk the running leg, but I did it in style dressed in my chili pepper costume! My pics are too big to attach, but I think it is worth the 2nd try. I got an awesome posedown, Like a true poser would, with my single speed in my pepper getup.
If I ever run again, I think I can be on the clydesdale podium. the c'dale winner was right near me in the swim when I was gramaw stroking, and I beasted him on the bike.
BTW, for a course with 260 feet of ascent over 20 miles, single speed is a super advantage. I ride it all the time, and the hills are nothing. I call em woop de doos. If you only need to stand up and make 10 revs to get up it, it ain't a hill. but on all the hills, I could hear people's derailleurs clanking and spanking, and I simply stood up if I needed, or just pounded down and powered up. the only sound on my bike was that noisy bottom bracket with it's 3 month old bearings.
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jack of one or two trades
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Didn't you do one like this before (minus peppersuit, of course)? Mad props, nonetheless. A tri with a 20-mile bike is nothing to scoff at. Can't wait to see how you fare when you can run!
The peppersuit gives all the ladies girl-*****s.
The peppersuit gives all the ladies girl-*****s.
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Bikes: allez fuji tracku nishiki TT GT KHS arrow Miner 29'er CIOCC Corsair and now a f*cking awesome waterford skeet velo
I thot you looked more like a chorizo, but what the hell, congratulations are in order nevertheless.
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#13
Originally Posted by Aeroplane
Didn't you do one like this before (minus peppersuit, of course)? Mad props, nonetheless. A tri with a 20-mile bike is nothing to scoff at. Can't wait to see how you fare when you can run!
The peppersuit gives all the ladies girl-*****s.
The peppersuit gives all the ladies girl-*****s.
I flippin love single speed riding, except coming uphill to my house! It makes something that you know you can do, maybe even easily, and adds a lot of challenge to it. I know I can ride all the roads around here, but can I ride them if I only have one gear.
You should have seen me getting my freak on ,literally, as the hot pepper.
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So I says to Mable I says
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dude, that's so great. I don't know why, but I always imagine triathalons as being really tight-assed and uber-athletic. I'm glad to see there's room for fun.
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Originally Posted by somnambulant
dude, that's so great. I don't know why, but I always imagine triathalons as being really tight-assed and uber-athletic. I'm glad to see there's room for fun.
How can people who spend hours in the ocean daily NOT be laid-back?
They are equipment hounds though; i certainly didnt fit in in that respect.
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Originally Posted by somnambulant
dude, that's so great. I don't know why, but I always imagine triathalons as being really tight-assed and uber-athletic. I'm glad to see there's room for fun.
I really was thinking about wearing the pepper suit for the bike, but I would have passed so many people in it, I would have felt like a jerk. But I might be more of a jerk for passing in my speedo. who knows.
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Originally Posted by stevo
They are equipment hounds though; i certainly didnt fit in in that respect.
I've always had a hard time fitting in, When the "athletic" kids would see me party, they are appalled, when the partiers see me out doing my sports thing the day after late nighting, they are appalled. You can do it all.
In fact, I am not sure the SSFG forum is a place that gives a poot about all this nerdy competition stuff. I was hoping they could appreciate throwing the SS in the face of bike snobbery and elitism. Only 28 rode faster than me
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Originally Posted by ******bagonwhlz
Bustin people on 2K$+ bikes, ripping past people with aero bars, ragin uphill while the $1000 gruppos
Great placing, congrats. Hopefully you can run next time...






