haha, emo blogs, indeed.

**** man! This has nothing to do with liberal arts. This has to do with not sounding like a ****ing "mongoloid," to quote shants.

Try getting a job with all your "their"-s swapped with "they're"-s. Welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you?

i often feel ******** for not having anything to blog about.

without knowing how to read or write, there is nothing but NFL. And if that is okay with you, you are a waste of life.

haha, quoting my use of mongoloid might bring out the pc-police again. it really is a total "jackpot" of a slur, because it insults people with down syndrome and mongolians (or, as the ethnicity was called, "mongoloid" people). two-for-one, you know?

Here! Here!

the point is you're preaching to the converted. everyone posting in this thread is an (over)articulate ubergrammarian

Huh? Small words, please.

oh no you didn't!!!


to mcdonalds with you!

you can only come out if you say "hear, hear" correctly.

I'm totally okay with preaching to the converted.
Ironically placed errors rulz.

this thread warms my heart. i ****ing need it, too, because it's cold outside.

Man, now it's stuck in my head... "Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid..."

Grr. That's not good biking music, and I'm about to have to ride to work...

haha, it's definitely a bit sluggish. when i do a speedmetal cover, i'll get back to you.

Yes, because presenting yourself as a complete moron who is fully incapable of intelligible communicative skills is impressive. Maybe you should hook-up with MERTON and discuss the finer points of being unemployed because your sentences look more like the end-product of putting a book for 1st grade-level readers through a food processor.
I would rather have people be concerned about communication skills than complacent without consequence in their own idiocy.

Its not like your boss is reading this when he decides to hire you.

I resent that! I'm not over articulate! Hell I'm not even articulate. I can barely even bend over to tie my shoes!

and you forgüt the ümlats on your über.

****, I got caught up in the moment. I meant to insert an "...on your application" somewhere. Oh well, I care.

Sepultura beat you to it.


Jeez, sorry! I ain't never had much book learning, is all.

oh ****, that's right. jesus, i think the last time i heard that sepultura cover, i didn't even know that devo existed, let alone wrote that song.

Clean out your locker, you're fired.

He won't. I invited him to San Diego. He pussied out.

Just think of the version by Clawhammer rather than the original by DEVO.

when did you invite me to san diego to beat my ass? i should be on the west coat sometime this spring. i'll get drunk with you.

In my job (construction) because I am a college grad it makes life easier to use poor english and add **** to every sentence to be taken seriously.

actually, i just looked it up, i guess i've never heard the sepultura cover, since it came out in 2003. last sepultura i heard was in grade school. i've been on top of the devo jams long before 2003.