i hate everybody...
03-13-06 | 04:23 PM
#426
Originally Posted by drac_vamp
someone now needs to go out and recreate this photo in real life.. do your hair like his, paint your bike like his, find a street like his, compose the frame of the photo like his, and do the double-finger-no-handed-track-stand like him. then, and only then, will true comedy reveal itself.
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03-13-06 | 04:33 PM
#427
Have bike. Will travel.
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Tucker Carlson trackstanding handless on a stool
https://www.weta.org/images/press/Tuc...on/tucker2.jpg
Another ******. I think we can use this
https://www.weta.org/images/press/Tuc...on/tucker2.jpg
Another ******. I think we can use this
03-13-06 | 04:34 PM
#428
going down...
Joined: Aug 2004
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From: South London
Bikes: Custom Raleigh track steel, Ron Kitching frame, given a budget single-speed job, Saracen Nzyme frame with most components upgraded
his foot is on the ground. cheat
03-13-06 | 04:35 PM
#429
some dude
Joined: Apr 2005
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From: NYC
there is some nathan fabian merchandise on intraweb already
03-13-06 | 04:39 PM
#430
Banned
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From: Portland
Bikes: Mercier Kilo TT
omflol
03-13-06 | 04:42 PM
#431
iBetHeGotTheGrandPiano
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i cant wait to see nathan fabian holloween costumes in wal-mart this comming october.
and doesnt he also kinda look like a skinny joey buttafuco, someone throw some of those bad ass weightlifting, velcro closing pants on him already!
and doesnt he also kinda look like a skinny joey buttafuco, someone throw some of those bad ass weightlifting, velcro closing pants on him already!
03-13-06 | 04:47 PM
#433
hullo.
Joined: May 2005
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From: san francisco
Bikes: 74 paramount track, 80s maruishi track, 70s chesini track.
Originally Posted by mcatano
My girlfriend and I were talking about this earlier today. I was going to do it, but we got sidetracked.
photoshopping funny scenarios onto the picture is one thing (and they are all super funny) but taking the leap into reality and re-creating the actual photo, that takes genius!
03-13-06 | 04:48 PM
#434
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From: MPLS
Bikes: Bridgesetone RB-1 fixie, Surly CrossCheck, Surly Instigator, Salsa AlaCarte, Bianchi Timberwolf SS
03-13-06 | 04:49 PM
#435
hullo.
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From: san francisco
Bikes: 74 paramount track, 80s maruishi track, 70s chesini track.
oh no! don't do it fonzy fabian! don't jump the shark yet,,, there is still so much comedy to extract out of this!
03-13-06 | 04:49 PM
#437
live free or die trying
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From: where i lay my head is home.
Bikes: bianchi pista workhorse, cannondale r1000, mountain bike fixed conversion
Originally Posted by Redrom
Pee Wee Fabian, a la MS Paint...
there, can't beat that for being amateurish and immature.
03-13-06 | 04:56 PM
#438
while my car gently weeps
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From: Fort Worth-Dallas-Austin
Originally Posted by Placid Casual
Two fixed gear bicyclists. A cold, windswept Texas street. A grudge.
The tolling of a distant church bell marks the arrival of the appointed hour. A figure is seen slowly pedaling a track bicycle towards the meeting place. The man in the foreground strains to see who is coming. Could it be? Has his enemy accepted the challenge?
The man on the track bike rolls into view. Now there is no doubt about his identity. We are about to witness...AN INTERNET SHOWDOWN.
The tolling of a distant church bell marks the arrival of the appointed hour. A figure is seen slowly pedaling a track bicycle towards the meeting place. The man in the foreground strains to see who is coming. Could it be? Has his enemy accepted the challenge?
The man on the track bike rolls into view. Now there is no doubt about his identity. We are about to witness...AN INTERNET SHOWDOWN.
My GOD I LOVE THIS!
03-13-06 | 04:59 PM
#439
live free or die trying
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From: where i lay my head is home.
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yeah, the caption really helps the picture along.
thought you couldn't improve on that shot, didn't you, KA?
thought you couldn't improve on that shot, didn't you, KA?
03-13-06 | 05:03 PM
#440
while my car gently weeps
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From: Fort Worth-Dallas-Austin
Well, that is the crappy quality version of it from FGG I believe. So you could have used better quality, sheesh. I think I could win that showdown though. I'd have home field advantage. His hair is bigger though, so who knows?
03-13-06 | 05:09 PM
#441
live free or die trying
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From: where i lay my head is home.
Bikes: bianchi pista workhorse, cannondale r1000, mountain bike fixed conversion
big hair = super powers far beyond mortal imaginings.
03-13-06 | 05:09 PM
#442
some dude
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From: NYC
Originally Posted by * jack *
you can add nathan's head and middle fingers to anything and it's hilarious.
03-13-06 | 05:10 PM
#443
hullo.
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From: san francisco
Bikes: 74 paramount track, 80s maruishi track, 70s chesini track.
having nathan looking down at david's dickpiece and giving the double-bird would be pretty classic too! and maybe even making david trackstanding...
03-13-06 | 05:11 PM
#444
live free or die trying
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From: where i lay my head is home.
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oh, yeah, um...i saw that. i hope it doesn't mean another round of trouble for this thread. i like it...but who knows?
03-13-06 | 05:15 PM
#445
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From: Madison, WI
Originally Posted by drac_vamp
someone now needs to go out and recreate this photo in real life.. do your hair like his, paint your bike like his, find a street like his, compose the frame of the photo like his, and do the double-finger-no-handed-track-stand like him. then, and only then, will true comedy reveal itself.
but, these photoshoppings are hilllllllarious. i haven't laughed this hard in awhile.
but, these photoshoppings are hilllllllarious. i haven't laughed this hard in awhile.
We need a sticky for real life fabian photos
03-13-06 | 05:44 PM
#447
Originally Posted by kennethalan
Well, that is the crappy quality version of it from FGG I believe. So you could have used better quality, sheesh.
Love,
Placid Casual
03-13-06 | 05:47 PM
#448
hang up your boots
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From: San Francisco
Bikes: 84 Pinarello, Trek Liquid 30, Torker CX 24, Gromada Track
Originally Posted by Placid Casual
I don't have Photoshop, only Pixia...l
There is no excuse for no art!!! https://www.gimp.org/
03-13-06 | 05:49 PM
#449
Senior Member
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From: st. pete/tampa, FL
i was thinking about taking a picture outside of my house doing the "nathan fabian" and start a thread where we all take pictures doing the "nathan fabian" in front of our homes. it could blend the show where you roll thread and fixie/singlespeed pic threads together.
03-13-06 | 06:03 PM
#450
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Hmm what about before and after? i mean.. before, doing the nathan stuff... and after in the hospital while the doctor doing the stitches? or after in the ground? 