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Old 03-13-06 | 06:09 PM
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this might actually make for a more "nathan fabion" picture, but what about those people that can't do the no-handed trackstand, but still wanna pose like the fab-man???
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Old 03-13-06 | 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by drac_vamp
this might actually make for a more "nathan fabion" picture, but what about those people that can't do the no-handed trackstand, but still wanna pose like the fab-man???
practice until you can
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Old 03-13-06 | 06:13 PM
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it only takes a split second for the shutter to close.
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Old 03-13-06 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by nicomachus
practice until you can
oh, i wasn't sayin i could or couldn't bust a fabion, i was just asking for those that might not be able to. what i was hoping for is that someone creates a copy of the nate-dogg pic only without his face, so those that can't bust the move can simply photoshop their own face onto his. like at the carnival, those funny things where you stick your head through with your sister and she looks like a body builder and you end up being a bikini babe... only you end up looking like a dude busting the illest no hand double middle finger trackstand known to man in front of the sweetest suburban house ever. that'd be epic.
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Old 03-13-06 | 06:18 PM
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Old 03-13-06 | 06:19 PM
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vintage track bike: $1100
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Seeing the expression of a hot chick on a vespa when Fabion flips her off.....priceless
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Old 03-13-06 | 06:43 PM
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Could people who have already PS cut Nathan out of his picture post the cutout's to help those without PS? Maybe we could start a new thread for these non-artistic images, we could call it...

"Nathan Fabian, Clean"

Actually, I'd just like to see that in the New Post list, with or without photos.
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Old 03-13-06 | 06:53 PM
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(hold the presses people:

the amount of posts, jokes, and edited photos dedicated to just one person's awesomeness leads me to believe that fabian is not really fabian but really:
chuck norris in disguise.

think about it. only chuck could get this much attention. only chuck is capable of producing so much comedy with one pose. only chuck is witty enough and clever enough to make an effortless no-hand-trackstand look so hard to do by adding the double-flipoff... we've totally been duped.
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Old 03-13-06 | 07:04 PM
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hold the presses people
norris is a good guess, but i have a feeling that we have a kevin bacon on our hands here.
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Old 03-13-06 | 07:11 PM
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here's a clean one for the weak-of-outlining.

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Old 03-13-06 | 07:12 PM
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Old 03-13-06 | 07:54 PM
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my 5 minute entries... hopefully someone will recognize the first image



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Old 03-13-06 | 08:06 PM
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You are all full of ****.
Nathan Fabion isn't Chuck Norris.
Nathan Fabion rides Chuck like a *****.

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Old 03-13-06 | 08:23 PM
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Old 03-13-06 | 09:05 PM
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holy f*ck!! amazing!
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Old 03-13-06 | 09:11 PM
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fücking genius!
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Old 03-13-06 | 09:14 PM
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Old 03-13-06 | 09:19 PM
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if this guy's name wasn't "nathan fabian," if it was something like "andy," then this whole **** would be exactly 3/13 as funny.
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Old 03-13-06 | 09:37 PM
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if this guy's name wasn't "nathan fabian," if it was something like "andy," then this whole **** would be exactly 3/13 as funny.
let me find that picture i have of my bird flipping trackstand, we'll see.
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Old 03-13-06 | 09:51 PM
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I feel really humble compared to the rest of you very creative PS masters, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive:

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Old 03-13-06 | 10:10 PM
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Someone requested it.
And I'd much rather not do work tonight, so here it is.

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Old 03-13-06 | 10:24 PM
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this thread is in good spirit, especially when compared to the brutal treatment of mosh girl
F**CK That Mosh Girl one is awesome I pissed myself from laughing so hard weeeeeeeee LMFAOOO
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Old 03-13-06 | 10:26 PM
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That goofball Nate...always screwing up his buddies photos:

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Old 03-13-06 | 10:35 PM
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hay guys did I do this rite









[edit: aw shi



also, my favorite one of all time has to be the hot-dog/freddy krueger assemblage
so goddamn absurd, and not too cruel
chombo for the win!
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Old 03-13-06 | 10:51 PM
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What color jersy for no handed trackstand double bird points leader?
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