Is It Just Me, Or Is This Kid Really Gimpy And A Jackass?
04-17-06, 08:49 PM
#26
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: LA
Posts: 2,915
Bikes: track bikes, etc
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time
in
1 Post
only english I am into...
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
__________________
Originally Posted by dutret
trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
04-17-06, 08:49 PM
#27
King Among Runaways
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MKE
Posts: 4,215
Bikes: 2004 Bianchi Pista, Cannondale Track, Soma Pake, Schwinn Breeze
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
I can't think of anything I'd less like to do.
__________________
"I owe everyone an apology" - hyperrevue
"I owe everyone an apology" - hyperrevue
04-17-06, 08:51 PM
#28
Banned.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: denvar, coloradical
Posts: 110
Bikes: NEXT full suspension X-TREMO series (with red anodised bar endZZZ), murray 'road attack' with custom upside down bars with a boombox duct taped to them, 80's tommaso pista, 80's bianchi brava
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
aren't the words we apply to animals so humorous in their apparent incongruency? lets expound:
cat-cats
fish-fish
dog-dogs
deer-deer
walrus-walrusses (wouldn't walri be better?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
cat-cats
fish-fish
dog-dogs
deer-deer
walrus-walrusses (wouldn't walri be better?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
04-17-06, 08:52 PM
#29
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: LA
Posts: 2,915
Bikes: track bikes, etc
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time
in
1 Post
Originally Posted by RYAN INGERSOL
aren't the words we apply to animals so humorous in their apparent incongruency? lets expound:
cat-cats
fish-fish
dog-dogs
deer-deer
walrus-walrusses (wouldn't walri be better?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
cat-cats
fish-fish
dog-dogs
deer-deer
walrus-walrusses (wouldn't walri be better?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
__________________
Originally Posted by dutret
trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
04-17-06, 08:52 PM
#30
Mad Scientist
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Seven Hills, WI
Posts: 1,156
Bikes: Dean TI fixie... Viner ProComp... NEXT pink sparkely!
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
just a question... does the word "can't" and the word "less" = a double negative
04-17-06, 08:52 PM
#31
Iguana Subsystem
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: san francisco
Posts: 4,016
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by RYAN INGERSOL
aren't the words we apply to animals so humorous in their apparent incongruency? lets expound:
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
let's
octopods
04-17-06, 08:54 PM
#32
King Among Runaways
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MKE
Posts: 4,215
Bikes: 2004 Bianchi Pista, Cannondale Track, Soma Pake, Schwinn Breeze
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by chzman
just a question... does the word "can't" and the word "less" = a double negative
I'm not sure if that actually clarifies it or not.
__________________
"I owe everyone an apology" - hyperrevue
"I owe everyone an apology" - hyperrevue
04-17-06, 08:56 PM
#33
Banned.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: denvar, coloradical
Posts: 110
Bikes: NEXT full suspension X-TREMO series (with red anodised bar endZZZ), murray 'road attack' with custom upside down bars with a boombox duct taped to them, 80's tommaso pista, 80's bianchi brava
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
or why is it that the apostrophe is often used to denote possesion, but in certain circumstances possesives aren't properly punctuated with it?
yours
its
etc.
but how are those nouns different than say;
the bone belongs to the dog. it is the dog's.
the car's headlights weren't functioning properly.
yours
its
etc.
but how are those nouns different than say;
the bone belongs to the dog. it is the dog's.
the car's headlights weren't functioning properly.
04-17-06, 08:56 PM
#34
Mad Scientist
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Seven Hills, WI
Posts: 1,156
Bikes: Dean TI fixie... Viner ProComp... NEXT pink sparkely!
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by hyperRevue
No, I can't think of anything I'd like to do less = I can think of nothing I'd like to do less.
I'm not sure if that actually clarifies it or not.
I'm not sure if that actually clarifies it or not.
04-17-06, 08:57 PM
#35
King Among Runaways
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MKE
Posts: 4,215
Bikes: 2004 Bianchi Pista, Cannondale Track, Soma Pake, Schwinn Breeze
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by chzman
better yet... i'd rather be riding
__________________
"I owe everyone an apology" - hyperrevue
"I owe everyone an apology" - hyperrevue
04-17-06, 08:58 PM
#36
works for truffles
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,037
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by RYAN INGERSOL
walrus-walrusses (wouldn't walri be better?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
Octopus is most likely a derivative of Latin, and I'd bet Walrus is not.
04-17-06, 08:58 PM
#37
meet the mets
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Bucktown, Chicago
Posts: 1,555
Bikes: Raleigh conversion (hours spent making it look like a Pista); Porter Track, Samson Track, Leto Roadie.
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by RYAN INGERSOL
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
Originally Posted by chicagoamdream stealing things from the internet to rep like 11.4
English words of Latin or Greek origin have rather unpredictable plurals, and each one usually depends on how well established that particular word is. It may also depend on whether the Latin or Greek form of the plural is either easily recognizable or pleasant to the speaker of English.
Although it is often supposed that octopi is the 'correct' plural of octopus, and it has been in use for longer than the usual Anglicized plural octopuses, it in fact originates as an error. Octopus is not a simple Latin word of the second declension, but a Latinized form of the Greek word oktopous, and its 'correct' plural would logically be octopodes.
Although it is often supposed that octopi is the 'correct' plural of octopus, and it has been in use for longer than the usual Anglicized plural octopuses, it in fact originates as an error. Octopus is not a simple Latin word of the second declension, but a Latinized form of the Greek word oktopous, and its 'correct' plural would logically be octopodes.
04-17-06, 09:00 PM
#39
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: LA
Posts: 2,915
Bikes: track bikes, etc
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time
in
1 Post
Originally Posted by chicagoamdream
..
__________________
Originally Posted by dutret
trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
04-17-06, 09:02 PM
#40
Banned.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: denvar, coloradical
Posts: 110
Bikes: NEXT full suspension X-TREMO series (with red anodised bar endZZZ), murray 'road attack' with custom upside down bars with a boombox duct taped to them, 80's tommaso pista, 80's bianchi brava
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by chicagoamdream
..
HAHAHA. this DID put a smile on my face.
anyhow, i am going to ride bikes now. (yes, as the plural implies, i will be riding multiple bikes, at once even.)
04-17-06, 09:03 PM
#41
shoot up or shut up.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: colorado springs, co
Posts: 1,961
Bikes: yes please.
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by RYAN INGERSOL
aren't the words we apply to animals so humorous in their apparent incongruency? lets expound:
cat-cats
fish-fish
dog-dogs
deer-deer
walrus-walrusses (wouldn't walri be better?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
cat-cats
fish-fish
dog-dogs
deer-deer
walrus-walrusses (wouldn't walri be better?)
octopus-octopi (if walrusses, why not octopusses, or is it octopusses?)
04-17-06, 09:05 PM
#42
meet the mets
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Bucktown, Chicago
Posts: 1,555
Bikes: Raleigh conversion (hours spent making it look like a Pista); Porter Track, Samson Track, Leto Roadie.
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Seriously, doesn't that sound just like 11.4?
04-17-06, 09:09 PM
#43
Iguana Subsystem
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: san francisco
Posts: 4,016
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by chicagoamdream
Seriously, doesn't that sound just like 11.4?
RYAN******BAGINGERSOLL gots nothin' on you, so he can suckit.
04-17-06, 09:28 PM
#44
Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: LA
Posts: 2,915
Bikes: track bikes, etc
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 1 Time
in
1 Post
Originally Posted by dolface
it does, and that was awesome.
RYAN******BAGINGERSOLL gots nothin' on you, so he can suckit.
RYAN******BAGINGERSOLL gots nothin' on you, so he can suckit.
__________________
Originally Posted by dutret
trackosaurusrex.com is just about the best thing ever!
04-17-06, 10:10 PM
#45
Better than you since 83!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Up a big F'ing Hill
Posts: 1,117
Bikes: Fixed Gear 79 Schwinn Sprint
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by juvi-kyle
+1, startin threads is the jam
04-17-06, 11:23 PM
#47
Beausage is Beautiful
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Saitama, Japan
Posts: 5,504
Bikes: Nabiis Alchemy
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 20 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 13 Times
in
8 Posts
I think it's time for ASCII
Code:
################ #########
################### ##############
################################# #####
################################### ### #
####################################### ### '
######################################### ####
############################################ ######
############################################### # #
################################################### # #
##################################################### # #
####################################################### # #
######################################################### # #
########################################################### # #
######################## ######### # # # # ################ # #
######################## # ####### # # # # ################ # #
######################## # ## #### # # # # # ############## # #
######################## # ## ## ## # # # # # ## #### # ##### # '
######################### # # # ## # ' # # # # ## #### # ###### #
# ######################## # ## ## # # # # # ## #### # ####### #
# ###################### # # # # . ' # # ' # # # # . # ####### '
## ###################### # # # # A # # # # # # A # ########
# ####################### ## # # .$. # # # # # # $ # ########
# ####################### # # # .$$$.# # ## ' ' .$.# #########
' ## #################### ' ' .s$$$$$$$$$$S. '' .s$$$. #########
## ##################### .sS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' .sS$$$$$$s. ###### ###
## #################### $$$$$$$$.-'""'-$$$. ;$$$.-.$$$$$s##### ####
' ##################### `$$'$$$/ () \ `.$$ ;$/() \`$$$####### ###
##################### $$$$Ss...sS$$$$ ;Ss...sS$ ######## ##
###################### `$$$$$$$$$$$$$' .$$$$$$$$ ######## #
####################### `$$$$$$$$$' `$$$$$$$' ### #### `
######################## `. `$$$$' `$$$$$' #### ###
######################### . $' `.`$' ##### ##
########################### : $ ; $ ###### ##
########################### V : ; V ####### #
#### ###################### ` ' `._'"`. .' ' #########'
## ###################### `-' . ##########
# ####################### . `. ######### ##
# ######################## ' . ######### ###
' ######################## ; _.----._ ` ########## ##
########################## ' _.-'T~T~T~T~T`. ############ ##
############################`. .$$`""""------""' $ ######### ### ##
## ######################### `. .$' `-._ _.-' $ ########## #### #
## ########################## `. $' """"""' $ ########## #### #
# ########################### `. $ $########### #### `
'############################ `. $' ############ ###
# ############################ `._ .'### #### ## ###
' ############### ############ `. .' # #### ## ##
################# # ############ `-._ __..-' # ### ## #
# ## # # ### ## # ## ######### `"""""'.' # ### ## '
# # # # ## # # ## ###### ## .' `-.._ # ## #
# # ## # # # # ##### # ; `-. # #
.-' '' # ' # ' #### # : `-. # '
.' ' ' # # . : `-.
__________________
Yo. Everything I’m doing is linked on What’s up with Dave? but most of note currently is Somewhere in Japan.
Yo. Everything I’m doing is linked on What’s up with Dave? but most of note currently is Somewhere in Japan.
04-18-06, 12:12 AM
#48
hang up your boots
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 1,574
Bikes: 84 Pinarello, Trek Liquid 30, Torker CX 24, Gromada Track
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
I think it's time for ASCII
Code:
################ #########
################### ##############
################################# #####
################################### ### #
####################################### ### '
######################################### ####
############################################ ######
############################################### # #
################################################### # #
##################################################### # #
####################################################### # #
######################################################### # #
########################################################### # #
######################## ######### # # # # ################ # #
######################## # ####### # # # # ################ # #
######################## # ## #### # # # # # ############## # #
######################## # ## ## ## # # # # # ## #### # ##### # '
######################### # # # ## # ' # # # # ## #### # ###### #
# ######################## # ## ## # # # # # ## #### # ####### #
# ###################### # # # # . ' # # ' # # # # . # ####### '
## ###################### # # # # A # # # # # # A # ########
# ####################### ## # # .$. # # # # # # $ # ########
# ####################### # # # .$$$.# # ## ' ' .$.# #########
' ## #################### ' ' .s$$$$$$$$$$S. '' .s$$$. #########
## ##################### .sS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' .sS$$$$$$s. ###### ###
## #################### $$$$$$$$.-'""'-$$$. ;$$$.-.$$$$$s##### ####
' ##################### `$$'$$$/ () \ `.$$ ;$/() \`$$$####### ###
##################### $$$$Ss...sS$$$$ ;Ss...sS$ ######## ##
###################### `$$$$$$$$$$$$$' .$$$$$$$$ ######## #
####################### `$$$$$$$$$' `$$$$$$$' ### #### `
######################## `. `$$$$' `$$$$$' #### ###
######################### . $' `.`$' ##### ##
########################### : $ ; $ ###### ##
########################### V : ; V ####### #
#### ###################### ` ' `._'"`. .' ' #########'
## ###################### `-' . ##########
# ####################### . `. ######### ##
# ######################## ' . ######### ###
' ######################## ; _.----._ ` ########## ##
########################## ' _.-'T~T~T~T~T`. ############ ##
############################`. .$$`""""------""' $ ######### ### ##
## ######################### `. .$' `-._ _.-' $ ########## #### #
## ########################## `. $' """"""' $ ########## #### #
# ########################### `. $ $########### #### `
'############################ `. $' ############ ###
# ############################ `._ .'### #### ## ###
' ############### ############ `. .' # #### ## ##
################# # ############ `-._ __..-' # ### ## #
# ## # # ### ## # ## ######### `"""""'.' # ### ## '
# # # # ## # # ## ###### ## .' `-.._ # ## #
# # ## # # # # ##### # ; `-. # #
.-' '' # ' # ' #### # : `-. # '
.' ' ' # # . : `-.
i didnt acutally see or read any one ASCIIng for it!!!
04-18-06, 01:00 AM
#49
dead mileage
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: London U.K.
Posts: 480
Bikes: GT Mtnbike, PaulMilnes Trackbike
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
Originally Posted by isotopesope
i like to cut the heads off of all of the animals i kill: dog head. cat head. horse head. sheep head. all of 'em. you better believe it. the wall's full of 'em. i got two sheep head in the latrine. i say 'you two sheep keep starin' at me like that and i'm liable to *****!'
04-18-06, 01:36 AM
#50
...
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 483
Bikes: Schwinn World-Sport Fixie
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Likes: 0
Liked 0 Times
in
0 Posts
ASCII art? Can we stick to the OP?
(edit: That's ryan ingersol's girlfriend, just in case you didn't catch that.)
Code:
<>=i=i_i=<=<==<==<_==;.......... . . ..... ..__..._.. . ... .. .....:...............
vvnvvvvvvvvvvvvIvIIli:.:.;:;:-... . ...-;..:==++=::=.. . . . . :::.=...:;;;:::;;;;;;;;;;:::
vvvvvvvvvvIIIvllllii=::.::;:.:.. . . . .=...:+=+=;::;. . . . .:. -...:::::::;::::::.--.:.
nvvvvvvvvvIvvlI%llii;:.::;-.=:.... . . ::...:=|===::=:. . . . :;..:....:--::::::::.:-:.:.:.
nvnnvnnvvIvvvIvvlli>;:::;::+:.... . . .::....=========.. . .. . :. .- . .:::;:::..:.::.:-
nnvnvvvvvvvvsIvllli==:::=:|=:::... ... .;:...:=|=====;:. . . . . ...::...;:.::::::::::::-::..
onvnnvvnv1IvIvIvlli==::=:==;;=:..... ..:=-.-::===;;+===: . . . . .. . . .:::.::;::::::::.:-:.
oonnnnnvnvvvvvvlIl>==:;=;+=++=::... .: :=.:::=;;==:=|=;:. ... . . . .::.::::::::-:::::::
oonnnvvnvnvvvvvvIii==;=;=||||=;--.......==:::==::==:=|:;... . . . ........;::: ... . .;::.:.::
oonnnnnnnvvnnvvvll>=;===+||||=;::-.... ::;::+==;::;:=+;:;. ....... . . .:++++=:;.::.-::: ::::-::::
o2oooonvnnnvnvvvvi>===;=||>=|+:;::. ...:.==:==|+::;:;=+::.. ====: .. .. =;:=:::|:::::::::.-:-.:-.:
So2o2nnnnnvnvvvvvl|;====+>;||===;:.::...:;==||+|:::;;;+::.. .:;;=.. . ...===+==:<;:::::::.....::.::
oo2oooonnnnnvnvnvi|;=:==|;=i|+|+=:.=....:==+|+|+=:.:;;=;:-. =.=:: ......==|=<|==;:.:::::..-.::.:::
So2o2onnnvnvnnnvIi+==:=++:i>=i||+=|=:..;;<<||=|=|;--;=;=.-. .:;==:.. ...:=====|=i:::::::: ;::.::::;
SoSo2nnnnonvnnvvl>|=;==+==i=|li|iio=:::=%vn>=+=+||.::=;;:... :=;::. ...:==++|++++::::::::.- . .
2222oononnnnnnvvvi|;==++====ill|{de=|;|voons=====|;-.==::.:. . .;;::. ....==+|i++++::::::::. ...__ .
S2222Soooononnvvv>|;==++=+:iiI|<S2|||=vXSoo1=;==;==:::=;:-... .:;:;....:::=++=+;:=::;::::: . =;;==.
XoXo2ooSoooonnvnvi+==+|===;||i<o(iz||i3S222n>=;;;;=;.:;=.:-:. .:=_; ..::::===;=;;=... --... :==;;
S2S22SooooSnnnnnvi|;+++++=:>|={(vX1iiiXXX22o%==:;:;=:::::::.. . ..=;;:.:::;:====;::-.. .. . .---- .
S22S2ooo22ooonnnvi|;=++==;:|+==vXXIlIvXXX2So1v==:::;;:-::.:... :=;=..::=;:=|====:;...... ..:.. . .
S2X22S2So22o2nnvvc|;=++==:===;<XXXiilvZXXX2Sovn=;:::;:::-::-.. ..==;..:;;==]wa;;:-:::;:;;:::-:.. ... .
X2oS22oo222ooooovs====|;;::==:vXXX=|ivZZXXXSo%1s==:::;:.:.::-.. .::;.-;:|ii:+:=;::::::::::..-:.-.. .
X2X2S2X2Soo2o2ooni>=;==;;-.==:oXXX|++{#XZXXooznon|;::::---:.:. ..:=:.:==ivvvma=::..:;:;-:>..::...... .
XS2S2222oS22o2o2vl|====;::.=;=XXZZ>;={ZZXX1XSoIovIs;;:::---::... ..-.. ::=<i|mQc:...:::;::(...:.. ...
X2X2S2SS2So2So2olvi+===;:::;:)ZXZX(:=)XXX1ne"|+1Ivvv=:::::-:.:- . ...... +=QW>:-.:.:::::::. :. :.:.
XXXSSS222SoSo22n1vi++=:;::=;=dXXZXc:={X2vni==v><oonv>:;::.:--:.. ;=|=|=;.. .:+++==::=;;:....:... -.
XXS2X2SSS22S222nIl||++:;:-==vSSXXXc:;vSnoiX=|u=nSoov=;;::;::..-.=illllli|= . ..=|=+=:=:::;.. .... ... .
ZXXSSS2SSoX2S22nll|||==:-:iuuvI*1S(=<o2oooXXesv22Snv>;=;;;::..-:ivvvnvvvli| . .-=+==:;::;;__._;:....
XXXXXXS2SSS2Soonll|||==::.<n}i;=ivaoXXSS6asvvo2S22nv======;::..=vnnooonnvli=. . =||+:;:::--... .
ZXXXXX2XX2SSXoSnil|||++=:.=i=noi21oSXZ2SXZXXXXXSS2ovi=+=i>;:-::<oo222SoonnIi: -;-....... . . .
ZXZXXSSXS2S22Soov||||||==::nv|iivoZSSZXoXZZZXXXXSo2v>=||ii=::::v22SSSS2Sonvl> .-... .. . . .
ZZXXXXXSS2XXS2Xos|||i||>=;:{nvnnoZZS2ZX2XX#ZZXXXXSov|+<|ii=;:;=oS2XSSXXoSonvi.. .... . .. . .
#XXZXXXXSXSSSX2ovi||||i|i|:)no2XXXZXoZZ2XXXZZZXXXoovi|i||i|:==)2SSSSXXXXSoovI=. .... . . . .:... .
ZXXZXXXXXSXSSoX2ni+||||i||==v2SSXXXX2X#222XXZZXXXSnvi+i|i||===v2SSXXXXXXS22nv|. ..... . . :--.. .
ZXXXXXXXXSXXSSSSn||||||i|||=)oSSSXX22XZX2ooXXXXXX2nv>|l||||==<noSSXXXXXXXS2nvl; ... . . ......
ZXZXXXXXXSXSS2S2o%|||+|i|==+|n2SXXXSoXUZSnnSSSXXSonvi|i||||==<oXXSSXXXZXXX2onI> . . . .:;.. ...:. .
ZZZZZXXXXXXXSSSSo1||||||||===<2XXXXX2XZ#XonSXS222onv=|i||||;=vXSXXXXXZZXZX22nv|: .:. . :- ......
#XXZdXXXXSXXXSSSo1>||=|||+====vSSXXXSXX#XnXSXS22S2ni+||=i||;|IoXXXXXXXXXXXX2nvl= .:=. ... . .
XZXXXXXXXXXXXSS22n|+|||||++====v2SXXXXXXeX2S11voSnv>=|+<||+=i|SSXXXXXZXZZXX2onv|. .-. .
XZUZXZZXXXZXXSS2Sn||+|||||++===|voo2SSSoX2*i||vo2ni=++==||+||v%nXXXXXXXZXXXSonvi:
ZZZZXdXXZXXXXXSS2o|+||||||+++=;=>{2on*?1li<%||o2ovi>+=;=|||iiinvXXX2XXXXZXXSoovi= . .
#ZZXXZZXXXXXXXSXSo%|+=||||>=|===|=}n2c||||lv|v22nlvi|==||+|iilvsnXXeXXXXZXXX2onI|. . .
UZZXZX#XXZXZXXXXSni|||||+||+++==+===In>iIv1|iSoSvvvvi=v%+|vilIvovX2oSSXXZXXX22nvi: .
#XZ#XZXXZXXXZXXXSnv|||>+|||=|=+=+===={os|isv2S2osnve+%nc|+niiIi2vnoX2oXXZZXXSonvi;
UZ#XZZZZZXXZXXXXSnvl|||i++||=====+=+=+{o2S2SSSo1nvn|ivns+|nnvIlSvXXSo2XXZXZXSoovl>
#ZZZZ#ZZZZXZZXXX22nii||i|++++=====+=|==voS2X221nnni<nnovi+3XlIlv2XXSonXXZZXXS2onI|. .
Z#ZZUXZZZXZZXXXX22v%i|||>+|+|+|;===+=|=|I1oonnoooe|vo2Xvc+ISvlIvXXSSovXZZXZXSoonvi;
##ZZZUZZZZZXXXXSSonsi|||||=|+|=|==++++==|+ino2o2n>io22Svs|)ZSiInXXXSovXZZZXXS2onvi= . . . . . ..
#Z#UUZZZZZZZXXXSS21si||+i|=|+|+|=+=|=|==i=ivno2nv=n22Sono||3m%I3XXXSonXZZXZXX2onvl|...::-::::::-:::::::
##ZZZ#XZZXZZXXXXSoosi|+|||=+|+++===+++==i>|vn2on({oS2S22X>ivZzi3XZXSonXZZZXXX2oonI|.. .-:.:.:.:.::-::::
#ZZ##Z#Z#XZZXXXXSSnvii+|||=+|+|=========i>=noXo2>no2S2oXSziv3kidZXXXnnXZZZXXX22onIi;. .:.:.-.:-::-:::::
##Z#ZZZ#ZZZXZXXXXXnni||=||+==|=====:====i=<oS22o<n22SSon2XcnvIv#ZZXSnnXZZXZXXSoonvi= ...:-:.-::::::::-:
#Z##Z#ZZZZZXZXXXXSonli>=+|+=|+++====:===|=voS2Xv<o22S2SXXXXvXvIZZZXSnnXZXZZXXSoonvl=. .::-:-:-:.:::::::
###ZZ#Z#ZZZZZXXZS2Snsi+=+||++=|=====;====<v2S2o1vo2SSSSXXmoX2Xs3ZZX2nnXXXZZXXXoSnvI|. ..:.:-:::::::::::
#Z#Z#Z#ZZZZXZXXXXS2ov||=+|+====+===|;=;=<vo11S2c{222SSXXX#mZZoXnI#ZXnvXXXZXZZX2oonI|.. :.:-....:-::::;:
##Z#Z#ZZUZZZZXXXXS2oo|=;==|::=;====++;=|iniuoIoz{22SXXXX###Z#mSXnI#XovSSXXZXXXS2onIi.. :::.:=;.. . .--;
#Z#Z#X#ZZZZZXZXXXSoo1++=;==::====|===++|vnv111o1{oS2XXX##U#X##m2*vSXmcnoXXXZZXS2onv|:..;||.=li: ......;
###UZ#Z#ZZZZXZZZXXoSl||=:;=:+i;=<:|:===in2ouvS2o|nS2XZ##X#ZU####XXXSX=<o2XXXXXXSonvi;.:+=+.=ii:--..:..
##Z##U#ZZZZZZZXXXX22i||=;:=:=i;:+|=====<n2SSiSoosIoSX#Zm##UZ###ZZXZS(.=v2XXXZXXSonvi;::+|=:=i~ .===:
mU##ZZ#X#ZZZZZZZXXSol|+=;;;:=i==|=|===++)22S|SooSoo2X#Z#Z###ZZ##%1!^.::<oSSXXZXSoovi;.:+==:=i. .:;==..
m###Z#Z#ZZZZZXZXXSSoiv++===;+i=>||+%>=<i|ISScXno2XXZmXZ#########r-..:--:noSXXZXSoovi;::|||:=l. . :;=.=|
m#UZ#ZmZUX#XZZXZXXSniv>==|===i||=+vn|<<nninXc{noXXZU#Z#X####XXm!.:.:.:.:voSXXXXX2onl;:=||||||=..:::=.=-
####UZ#ZZZZZZZZZXXSeiv>+||==|v|=+<ni<vuX2znSc%noXX##Z####ZXXl?+:-:-.-.-.<nSSXZXXoovl=::|||+|+|||||=|=.:
###Z#Z#ZUZZZZZXZXZXzin><ii=i<e+=|v1i%oZ#XlnSciv}3Z#Z##ZY!-::::.:-.-.:.:.=v2SXXXSooni=:;>=+|||||||+||=;:
m#U#Z#ZUZZZZZXZZXZSliv|i|ilivc==|vivXmX*+=:=>=:::+(++:.:.;:.:.:..:.-....:voSXXXSoovl+::||||=;=i||||||i|
###Z###ZZUZZZZZZXXSlvIi>|iii|==;|||2i|=;=::->-.::.-::::::-.-..:.-...:.--.vn2XXXS2onl+:;|||ii|||||||||||
##Z##Z#ZUZZZZZZZXX2nvvv|i|vs>::::::::::::~:-{;:-.:.:......:.::.----.:.:..<nSSSXSoonl|::|i||||||ii|i||i|
###Z#Z#ZZZZZZZZXXXXnvo1|ii{>::-:.-:.:.:-:-::)o;::..:.:::::.:.-.:..::--...<noXXX22ovl|::li|iiiiiii|||ii|
###Z##ZZ#ZZZZZXXXX2n2Xzii+=;:--.-...-.:.--:.)(~:--:.::--.-:...:.::::.:...=v2SSXS2onl|:=iiiiii|ii||iiiii
m#Z##Z##ZZZZ#XXXXXoXXoeIl=::...:.:-:.:.:.:.:.:::-:.:.::::-..:::::::.-..-.=voXSS2Sonl|::iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
m###Z#ZZ#ZZZZXXZXSXXSSnvv=:.-:::.:.-:.:.:.::::::-::::.:.::=;;;::::.:.:...:voS2XS2onl|;=lliliiiiiiiiilli
m#Z##Z#Z#ZZZZZZXXXS2S22oos,;.-...-.:.:-:--::::;:.-:..;:=::==;;:::.:.:....:lnoSSS22nl|;=lillilvilillliii
####Z#Z#ZUZZZXZXXXXX2So2ovnS(.--.:.--.-:.-.::<::::;=;===;===;:::::..:...-.ino2SS22nv>;=IlIllliivvllilIv
##Z##Z#Z#ZZZZXZXXXXS22222vvo(-:::::::::::::;:=:=::=;;;====;=::::.--:..-...<vo2SSS2ovi:<lllvlvlIIllvvvIl
##Z#Z#Z#UZUZZXZXXXX2SS221+vn=:::-:-::::::::::=:====;;==|+;;;=:::-:.:.-.-..<vno2SS22ni=<vlIlllIIvvnvIlvv
######Z#ZZZZZXXXXXXS22S1==iv(--::::-::::::::::;=c==:==+=++:;;::-.:.:......<lvo2SSSonl;<vvvvIlvnnvvvvvvI
##UZ#UZUZ#ZZXXXXXXXS2S1==:|Iv.-:.:.::.:::::::::=m.===;=+=+;=::--:.:..-.:..<lvnoSS22nl;)vvvvvnvvvvIvlIvl
###U#Z#Z#XZZZZXXXXS2Sl|=+==in>..:-:--:::::::::::Z>==:;=+=+::;::.:.:..:....<vvn2SSSonI;IvvvvnnvvvIIIIIvv
##Z#Z#Z#ZZUZZXXXXXXS1|++==:<vn.:..::.:-:::::::=:3(:=:===+=::=:.:.:..:.....<vvn2S2Soni=v1vnn11vvvnvvnnvv
#####Z#ZZZ#XZZXXXXX}|=|=====Ins-..:.:-:::::::::`)s;=:==+=;:::::--.-...-.--ivvnoSS2onl;IvvvvnnnvnvIvvvvI
##Z##Z#Z##XZZZXXXXe|========ivn>...:.:.::::::::==3>==:;==::::::.:.:-::...:ivvo22SSoni=n22211vvvvvnnvvon
#####Z#XZZ#XZZXXXe|=|+=+===;ivnv.:..:.:---:.::;=:XC:;:;=;::::::::.:-..-..:i{lo2SS2oni;nnnnoonnnnvvvvvvv
###Z##ZZ#ZZUXXZXX|====+=====<nvv(..:.-::::-::.=;:<X;=::;::::::::.:..:--.::is)vSSS2ovl;vnvnnvnvnvnnvnvnn
##Z#ZUZ#ZZZZZXXX|===+===;=++ivvnv;..:.:.-:.::::::]Zc:;:;;::::::.::.::.-.-=Ivn2S2S2ovl=nnnvvnonnvnnnooon
#####ZZUZZ#ZZXXl|=====+=;===ivnnv(....-.:.:.:.;::]XX:=::=:;;:;:::.:..:.:.=vno2SSSoovl|vvvnnnoonunnvnnnn
###U#Z#XZUZZXXe|==========+=innvnv...-.:..:-:::.:=l3>;:::=+=;:::.:.::.:.:=vnoS2S22ovl<X2oovvvnnnonnnnoo
##U##UX#ZZXZXX||=;=======++=<vnnvv>...:.-:.::.:.::)Z6;:::===:::-:.:-:.:.:=nn22SSSonvI]S2XoSoouuuuvvnvnv
###Z#Z#ZZZZXX1|==;=======+==<vnvvvi.....:.:.:.:.::+ZZ>.:;:;=;;::-:-:.::.:<nn2SS222nvivnoXS2XSXUXXXwoXoo
######ZZZZZXX||==;===;==+=+==vnnnnv;-....:-::.:.:::]Xc:::::;===:.:.:-:.:.<no22SS2onviXXXSon22S2XX22XX2X
m##UZZ#ZZZXXe|==;=======+====vvnnnnv.:.--:-::::::.:=ww::::;==;:.:::.:---.vno2XS222ovvXoooSYS1ooonnnnnnn
##UZ##ZZZZZX||==;;========+==ivnnnnn>.-..---:::::-:.##(::::==;:::-::.--.:inoS2SS2onnnqmqmZZmowzI2S22ooo
#Z#Z#Z#XZZX|||=;=;=======+=+=<vnnnnnv.:.:-:.:.::;:.:]#[::::==;::.:.:-:.::vn22SS222nvd########ZZqu1X2XXX
#ZZ#ZZZXZXe|i>=;;=========+=+|lvnnnnv(...-.:::::=:-:.Ik::.;;;:--::-:-:.-:vo2S2S22onv#Z#########UZSvnooS
###Z#ZZZZXs|iI===;========+++=lvnnnnnv;-:.....:.:-:-:m#;;:;:::.:-:-::.:.=nnoS2SSoonnZZZZ##Z#Z##ZZZXnXXX
#ZZ#ZZ#ZXZiii||==;===;=====+==ivvvnnnvi.-.::-:-.:::::##k:::::-:::-:-.:..=nnoSS222onnZZZ##Z#Z######UXonS
#Z#ZZ#XZZXii|=|==;=====;======<lvvnnnvI:---...:.::-::3Zk::::-:.:--.:--..<vo2S2X22ovdXXZZZZZ#UU#Z####mon
#ZZ#X#ZZXXzi|++|==;===;===++=;=lvvnnnnl;.--::-.::--::=XZ:::::-::.::.:.--<voS2X22oonXZZXZZ#ZZ#######ZZUX
#Z#XUZXZXXhi||=+===============ivvvnonl:..-...:.:-:.:;##==::.:-:::.:.:.-<no2SS2SonnXZXZXZXZZZZ#########
ZZZZZZZZXXZc|i=||=====;======;;iIvvnnni-.......:..::::##C;:::::-:.:::.:.<no2S22oovXZZUXZXZZZZZZUU#####Z
#ZZZ#ZUXZXSzii=+|============::<Ivvnnni.--.:.:.-.:::::3#o:::-:-:.:.:.:..inoS2S22niXX#ZZ#ZZZXZZ#UZ######
#XZZZZZZXXXSii|++|==;=======;;:|lIvvon>.-.:.:.---:.:::)?Z::::::-::-:-:.:io22SSoonvSXXZZZXZZZZXZZ#Z#Z###
#Z#ZZ#ZXZXXSsii>=|==========;-=illvnnn>.:..:.-.---::-:=q#::::::-:.:-::-.vooS2SoovvXXZ#ZZZXZXZ#XXZZ#UU##
#ZZZZ#ZXXXSSoli|+=<=========;:iiilvvnn>.-..-:--.:.:.::=#Zc::::::-::-::::vo2S22onldXXZZUZ#ZUXZZXZZUZZ#UU
ZZZZZZZZXXSSSci||=|=========:=i|ilvvnn>.:.:..:.:-::-:::X#[:::::-:.::::.=no2S22onIXSXXZXZZZZZUZ#ZZZXXZZZ
#XZZZZZXXXSSSo|i|=||=======;.|ii|lvvoni..:..:.:.:.-::::]Sc::::::.:-:..:=no2S22ovvZSXZ#UZZZZUXXZZ###Z#UZ
ZZZZZZZZXXXSoS%li=+|=======;.lii|lvnnns.:..:..:.--:-:.;)wC=:::::::-:-:.<voS22onv3XSXZZZ#ZZZZ#ZZXZXZZ#Z#
#ZZXZXZZXXSSS2nii|++=======:=ii||ivvnns.-.:..:.-.--::::=U#=::::;::-:.:.<noS22onvXXSXZUZZZ#Z#XZ#ZXZXZZZZ
#XZZZZZZXXXS2So%ii+||=====;.<i|i|ivvnnv::.-.:.-:.::-:::;ZZ==:::;::.:::-in2So2nvvoXXSX#Z#ZUmZ#XZZZ#mXZ#Z
ZXZZXZZZXXXSS2Xnii|+|=====;.iii||ilnnnI;.:.:.-.:.-.:::::*S>::::;:::::.:vn2S2onvv2XXXX#Z#ZZXZZ#ZZZ#ZZZXZ
UXZZZXZXXXXS2S22>i||||===;;.Iii|iilvnvI=:.:..--:.::::::=<d>:;::;:::::.:vnS22ovvnSXXSX#UZZ#Z#ZX#ZZZ##Z#m
XZZZXZZXZXSXS2S2z|i|+||===::lii|vilvnnl=--..:..-:.:-::::]Xc;:::;=:::-.:voS2onvlXSXXSZZ#####Z#UX#Z#ZXZZZ
UZXXXXXZXXX2S2222|ii|+|===::liiiniivnnl|:.:-..---.:.-:::)Zk:;::;;::-:.=n2SoovIlX2XZ2ZU#U#Z###ZZZZ#mZmZ#
ZZZZXZZXXXSSSS222cii|+||==.=li|iolivvns|>..-.:..-.:-::-::*z:::-;;:::..)nS2onvIvXXXZSXZ#Z##Z#Z#Z#UZXZZZZ
ZZZXXXXXXXXS22X22oi|i|+|==.=liivolllvvvis:.:.-.:.:..-.:::oX:::-::::..:vo22ovvvISnXZ2X##U#Z##Z#Z#ZZZm#Z#
ZZXXXXXZXXS2S2222oc|||++>;-=liinolill|||{s:.--:_ius.:.:.;3S<>:.=<;:.<avo2onnvlvXSn#2X#Z######mmZ#Z#ZZZX
ZZXXZXXXXXXS2X2Soon|i|++|=.=liioXi|=ivvi=*>.-vXSoSoo,:-iiv2XonaSXoauo1noonvIllvqodZSXZ#######Z#Z#ZmZZ#Z
ZXZXXZXXXXS2S2o222oii||=+=: iidXX=iivnnvvv>iaS2XX2222s%onXoXXXXXXXXXSvvnoonvli)S2SZ2XU#Z#Z##U#Z#ZZUZZUZ
ZXXXXXXXSSS222Soooos|ii=+==.=v2eiooovvelliidXSXXXXSXSXXdXXXXXXXXXXXXovv1Illii|||Iv#SXXZ########mX#mmX#Z
ZXXZXXXXSSS2So2oo2oo%ii||>;..n1vvX22vlvvIlv3SXXXXXX#XXXoX2SXooS22S22oIiilliiIlii|vU2XZ#Z#m##UZZZ##Z#Z##
XZXXXXXSSSS222222oons|i|ii;:.snovXSSo|1oS1nXXZXXZZZXXXSS2XS22SooSnnvvivvvvvivv%vvvZSXXZ#########ZZ#ZmZ#
ZXXXXXS2SSSS222o2onnn|i|ii=;.snXon2S2sv22ndXZZZXXXXXXX221ooSS2XXS2ooivvno2noS2SvXoXXXXU###########XZZZ#
XXSXSS2X2S222So2nooonc|i|i|::ovXonnS21nnnnXXXSXZZXZXoonoo22oX2oooSo1vnnvoon2XXSvXeXXXSZ#####Z#########X
XXXSX2SSS22Sooooooonns|||ii==nnv22ooSevvvivo2SSXSSS2SSSXXXXXXSXSoon1nnnvvvI2XXevSsXXXSUZZ#######Z#####Z
XXXSXS2S2So22ooo2oonvv%||ii|{vnnnoSn2onvlvnoX2X22S2SSSXXXXXXXXSSSonvvvnvilioSS1nov2XXS#Z###m##ZUZ######
XXS2SSS2SoS22oononnvnvs||iii=nnnon2oo2ovn1no2X22XSSSXXXSXSXXXXSSXX2onvnnn>{S2nvnsn2ZXXXZ##mm######Z####
XS2X2S2SoSo22ooonnnnvvv>||il|voinooSono1vuXXXXXXZXXSXXXSSSXXXXXXXXXSoov22nvS2nvovS2XXXZZ###mmW##ZZZZZ##
X2SSSS2XoS2o2onnnovvnvvi||ilvoo>)von2ooXX2oSoX22XXXXXXXSXXXXXXXXXXXXSoooS2nvovonvoXXZXZZ############ZZZ
S22S2So22SSo2nnnvnnvvvII>|iidSvo>vnnnoXX2nnnnnnnnnnn2SS2XXXXSXXSXX2211iInoqvvvolo2{XZXXZ#Z###m##m##ZZ#Z
X2S2SoS222o22nnnnvvvvvIli||uS2onXvo2dSevvnoooooo2oooon2SXXS222112vnnvnvnvv3Sii;-+l]XXXXZZ##mmmmm#######
S2So2o222Soo2nnvvvvvvvlIi|<ZXXXooXSS^_nnnoo2222222o22oovnSSSovvnnnnnooooonlvvv=...=XXZXZZ#mm##m####U###
22222222oo2ooonvnvvvvIIlIi3XXS2XXXo'=nnoo2222222222ooooonvInsvnnvnooo22o2ooooo:...vSZZXXZ##mmm#m##ZZZ##
SoSo2SooSoo2oonvvvvvvllllvXXXXXXXr`:)noo222S22S22S222oonnvv|vvnnno222S2S2S222e...)v2ZZXXZ##mmmmm####UX#
22o2oooo2o2oonnvvlvIllIlloSdXXoXo`::nno22S2S2S22SoS2o2onnvvivvnno2S2SSSSS2S22(..:nvXXXXXZU##mm#m#####mX
o22oooo2noooonvvvvIvIllllXXSSo2X};:)nn2S2SSSSSSSSS22SoonnvIivno22SSXXXXXXXXXS(:;=ovnXXZXZZZ##mm#######U
nooooooon2onnnvvvIIlllllv2S2S2oX...)n22SS2XXXXXSSSSSo2oonvlvvo2SSSXXqqZ##Z#mw=/:uoonXZZXX#Zm###m##m###Z
nooooonnnnonnvvvIvllllilvX2X12oS;.:)n2qXZZZZZUZZZqXSS22onvivn2SSXZXXS2XXXXXSo)Sso2ooXZZXZZ###mmm#Z###Z#
nnnnnnnnnnnvnvvvIlllllilnn2oSooS(..vdZXXSSSSSSXXXXXXq2SoovinoS2ZSo222SSXXXXS2==nXXonXXZ
(edit: That's ryan ingersol's girlfriend, just in case you didn't catch that.)