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I lost my hair when I was 17, please dont do that to the kids. The only way I was able to deal was because I have such high self-esteem.

**** you, kindly/too

Juvi

wait wait...
there's a juvi newsletter?
like, with crap about your life in it, kyle?

woah.
so... are newsletters the new blog?

Dear Juvi-kyle

Ever since Mr. Owl totally invalidated his research, I've been wondering how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Toostsie Pop™?

Also does this bike make my but look fast?

juvi.. to backtrack a few.. im down for some tecate at the cha this eve... less do this.

and to ask a question again cause i forgot the answer.. .. when should i sell this Bearbrick Nike world cup collectors set on ebay? where should i surf inn brazil? why do people care what you think?

dear kyle,

WHY????

"How Many Licks?"

And I think you meant butt...and yes it does

[Sisqo]
Hold up
(Whoa...)
So what you're saying is...
(*****s got me pissed like Lil' Kim so...)
You want me to get freaky again?
Alright
(The dragon)
Ah-oo-ah-oo-ah
Oh... oh (oh)...oh (oh)... Ooh (ooh)
Oh ah oh

[Lil' Kim]
I been a lotta places
Seen a lotta faces
Ah hell, I even ****ed with different races
A white dude
His name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse a Porsche and a farm

Dan, my *****
From down south
He used to like me to spank him and *** in his mouth
(Aooow!)
And Tony, he was Italian
He didn't give a ****
That's what I liked about him
(Uh huh)
He ate my ***** from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi used to be a deacon
But now he be suckin me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(Tell me...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oh Oh
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oooh oooh aw ah oh

[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my *****s in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double X-L
(Uh huh)
Magazine
You like how I look in the aqua green?
Get your vaseline
Grow some weave with some tissue and close your eyes
And imagine your tongue in between my thighs
(Moans)
Open up
Lick it up
Cell block eight
(Moaning)
Alright ***** that's enough
Stop look and listen
Get back to your position

Kim got your dick hard
Start fights in the yard
(Uh)
Hotter than a Pop-Tart fresh outta the toaster
*****s do anything for a Lil Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips all the thugs
Up north in the hole
They all wanna know

[Sisqo]
(How...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(Tell me how...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oh Oh
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oooh oooh aw ah oh

[Lil' Kim]
If you drivin in the street
Hold onto your seat
*****s grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Pshewww...)
That's me the Night Rida
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street
Gotta keep the heat

Sixty on the bezel
A hundred on the rings
Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 AM I'm on my way to the club
After 3 bottlesI'll be ready to ****
Some *****s even put me on they grocery list
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer *****
My **** come in flavors
High class taste, *****s got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you got to do it over
Like it's a rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(The dragon...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(Baby... Tell me...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oh Oh
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oooh oooh aw ah oh

How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(Tell me...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(Let me know let me know...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oh Oh
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Aw ah oh

How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
(Yeah...)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oh Oh
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Baby

(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Oh Oh
How many licks does it take till ya get to the center of the...
Ooh ooh aw ah oh

you should hold them for atleast a year..but if you want the big money, hold them until the next World Cup. All I know about Brazil is that you are goin for free and the food is amazing. And everyone cares what I think because "I'm the ****!" I will call when I get off.

Yes I did mean butt. So embarrassing. Thanks.

dear chimbs.

BECAUSE!!!!

edit: when you comin to LA again?

biggie or tupac?

prolly not till at least september. i've been reassigned to the midwest, so i get to go to lovely nowheresville instead. but i'll see you at the mng for sure. (I even have a ticket for it already!)

but indeed, jam on.

ps- when are YOU coming to CHICAGO??

No doubt... to live and die in LA
California -- what you say about Los Angeles
Still the only place for me that never rains in the sun
and everybody got love

[Verse One: Makaveli]

To live and die in LA, where everyday we try to fatten our pockets
Us *****z hustle for the cash so it's hard to knok it
Everybody got they own thang, currency chasin
Worldwide through the hard times, warrior faces
Shed tears as we bury *****z close to heart
What was a friend now a ghost in the dark, cold hearted bout it
***** got smoked by a fiend, tryin to floss on him
Blind to a broken man's dream, a hard lesson
Court cases keep me guessin, plea bargain
ain't an option now, so I'm stressin, cost me more
to be free than a life in the pen
Makin money off of cuss words, writin again
Learn how to think ahead, so I fight with my pen
Late night down Sunset likin the scene
What's the worst they could do to a ***** got me lost in hell
To live and die in LA on bail, my angel sing

[Chorus: Val Young]

To live and die in LA, it's the place to be
You've got to be there to know it, what everybody wanna see
[repeat 2X]

[Verse Two: Makaveli]

It's the, City of Angels and constant danger
South Central LA, can't get no stranger
Full of drama like a soap opera, on the curb
Watchin the ghetto bird helicopters, I observe
So many *****z gettin three strikes, tossed in jail
I swear the pen the right across from hell, I can't cry
Cause it's on now, I'm just a ***** on his own now
Livin life Thug style, so I can't smile
Writin to my peoples when they ask for pictures
Thinkin Cali just fun and *****es, hahaha
Better learn about the dress code, B's and C's
All them other *****z copycats, these is G's
I love Cali like I love woman
Cause every ***** in LA got a little bit of Thug in him
We might fight with each other, but I promise you this
We'll burn this ***** down, get us pissed
To live and die in LA
(Let my angel sing)

[Chorus]

[Verse Three: Makaveli]

Cause would it be LA without Mexicans?
Black love brown pride and the sets again
Pete Wilson tryin to see us all broke, I'm on some bull****
Out for everything they owe, remember K-DAY
Weekends, Crenshaw -- MLK
Automatics rang free, *****z lost they way
Gang signs being showed, ***** love your hood
But reconize and it's all good, where the weed at?
*****z gettin shermed out
Snoop Dogg in this muh****a perved out, M.O.B.
Big Suge in the Low-Low, bounce and turn
Dogg Pound in the Lex, wit a ounce to burn
Got them Watts *****z with me, OFTB
They got some hash took the stash left the rest for me
Neckbone, Tre, Head Ron, Punchy too
Big Rock got knocked, but this one's for you
I hit the studio and drop a jewel, hopin it pay
Gettin high watchin time fly, to live and die in LA
(Let my angel sing)

[Chorus]

[Outro: Makaveli]

This go out for 92.3, and 106
All the radio stations that be bumpin my ****
Makin my **** sells katruple quitraple platinum, hehe
This go out to all the magazines that supported me
All the real mother****ers
All the stores, the mom and pop spots
A&R people, all y'all mother****ers
LA, California Love part mother****in Two
Without gay ass Dre

Juvi Dearest,

Since you obviously have time for so much dribble (or is it drivel?), would you kindly step up in the event that the barista is over thrown in a coup (bloodless of course)?

I'd wouldn't trade bacon from a pig for those dregs; And I'm a vegetarian!
(203557)



P.S.
Dance a shim sham shimmy in your cleats while changing out of your chamois in the ADA complient toilet stall, and you shall know me.

P.P.S
Signal when ready.

you are now pooopy in my book...

AMEN! Why bother asking him when he's gonna tell you like it is eventully anyway?

DanO

true...

Must have mistaken your school-yard-Koffee-crush for leadership potential.

You have my apologies.

oh wait...you mean leadership like this...
The Coup Laugh / Love / **** Lyrics
[Chorus]
I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution
I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution

Now this thing fin to end in fisticuffs
But if you gots to go 'head, twist it up
That's yo job fin make you piss in cups
Make you have to hustle rent with your pistols up

Now if Uncle Sam promisin' his murder gang
We goin' to rise out this ash like that bird of flame
Hopin' you take action from the word I bring
But if the police ask you never heard my name

Five years old, eyelids half-mast
Bedtime is 8 PM, it's half past
Try to take me to bed, I make the mad dash
Scared in my sleep, I miss what had passed
Quarter century later, I'm still not sleepin'
If I'm not involved I feel I ain't breathin'
If I can't change the world, I ain't leavin' baby
That's the same reason you should call me this evening

[Chorus]
I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution
I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution

I fin to take shots that make a mark
Not just take shots of Maker's Mark
That's how they make us marks
We gotta try see the whole system break apart

We fin to drive to the lake and park
Before we start, here's a club smelling like sweat, rum and perfume
She lettin' out whoops 'cause they playin' her tune
If we could, we would stay here 'til it turned noon
'Til the sky, we resist and resume

It's millenium three, we colared and cuffed
It's a world conversation, I'm hollarin' stuff
Like we done wallowed in muck, and squalorin' up
Who's the culprit, follow the buck, I'm just followin' up
'Cause like me, you gots to be in the middle of it
Unravellin' the riddle of it
And to do that you goin' to ride on the powers that be
Well I fin to ride with you, take me home in your little

I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution
I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution
(that's right!)

I'm not just *
We up against the wall
We can't just talk about it
Get all up in it now

I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution
I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution
(that's right!)

Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; (that's right!!)
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; (that's right!!)
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor, (that's right!!)
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor, (that's right!!)

I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and help make a revolution
I'm here to laugh, love, **** and drink liquor
and help the damn revolution come quicker
Laugh, love, **** and drink liquor; and maybe make a revolution

get your ass back to work so you get off at a decent time to drink and ride

Drinking and riding this is perfect training for this weekend.

I'll be leaving at 7 lets get food and then ride then drink...

Are Batty's NJS?
Do hipsters drink Modolo Negro ?

Nothing is NJS...NJS is actually somethin I created to make more money.

And I am a hipster and I also drink Modolo Negro.

I am leaving Venice @ 10:00 I wlll have to meet you there.

only if they aren't fixed.