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Old 12-14-06 | 02:01 PM
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I'm sorry, but I find the concept of thinking that the human body was designed to be so hilarious I had to comment.

(you added some words that weren't needed)

I suggest you look at a banana then. The human body was cleary designed to hold one. Note how your knuckles are designed to fit perfectly around it's ridges and your wrist when held at a comfortable angle points the curve invitingly at your mouth.
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Old 12-14-06 | 02:05 PM
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Old 12-14-06 | 02:07 PM
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save the tat money for bike gear and grow your hair to your waist. Any tool can get inked... only a paitent tool can grow their hair half the lenght of their body.
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Old 12-14-06 | 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by dutret
I suggest you look at a banana then. The human body was cleary designed to hold one. Note how your knuckles are designed to fit perfectly around it's ridges and your wrist when held at a comfortable angle points the curve invitingly at your mouth.

i hope you were making fun of that video clip and not seriously using that as an argument.
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Old 12-14-06 | 03:03 PM
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I think that, for once, dutret is actually not arguing about something, but just saying something silly...
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Old 12-14-06 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dutret
I suggest you look at a banana then. The human body was cleary designed to hold one. Note how your knuckles are designed to fit perfectly around it's ridges and your wrist when held at a comfortable angle points the curve invitingly at your mouth.
Well played.
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Old 12-14-06 | 05:02 PM
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dude if you're going to get a tattoo that small there is only one deserving spot...below the eye like a tear. c'mon, do it!
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Old 12-14-06 | 05:50 PM
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I kinda llike the "Veni Vidi Vomiti" thing though sorta funny in a dorky way
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Old 12-14-06 | 06:10 PM
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Hey guys, just to clarify. Im just looking or some ideas is all.
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Old 12-14-06 | 06:22 PM
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Hey guys, just to clarify. Im just looking or some ideas is all.
No, I'm sorry...... our decision is final.
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Old 12-14-06 | 06:55 PM
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What do you guys think of the "chainring tattoo" tattoo? I think it's one of the coolest bike related tattoos you could get.
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Old 12-14-06 | 07:01 PM
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What do you guys think of the "chainring tattoo" tattoo? I think it's one of the coolest bike related tattoos you could get.
I plan to get one encircling my anus. It'll only be visible when giving motorists and kinky lovers the "red-eye".
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Old 12-14-06 | 07:03 PM
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Bungee jumping is fun too if skydiving freaks you out. I could also set you up with a rock climbing guide if you don't live somewhere flat.
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Old 12-14-06 | 07:04 PM
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I plan to get one encircling my anus. It'll only be visible when giving motorists and kinky lovers the "red-eye".
you can moon cars riding fixed? That's a hell of a talent, I'd almost want to see that.
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Old 12-14-06 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AfterThisNap
I plan to get one encircling my anus. It'll only be visible when giving motorists and kinky lovers the "red-eye".
I think that sounds like a great idea, but why limit yourself to motorists? Boss getting on your nerves? BAM! Cops giving you a hard time? BAM! Why the possibilities are endless.
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Old 12-14-06 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by dutret
I suggest you look at a banana then.

I can't be the ONLY one who saw this and immediately thought "Whoa, dutret is talking about shoving a banana up....oh."
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Old 12-14-06 | 09:13 PM
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tribal chain with barbed wire in black light ink on your on your upper arm.
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Old 12-14-06 | 09:15 PM
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Old 12-14-06 | 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Landgolier
you can moon cars riding fixed? That's a hell of a talent, I'd almost want to see that.
Not that hard, I did it at critical mass. And yelled "critical ass" just to overstate the obvious.
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Old 12-14-06 | 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by dommer
tribal chain with barbed wire in black light ink on your on your upper arm.
all inside a celtic knot. with a subliminal nautical star...
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Old 12-14-06 | 10:03 PM
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Not that hard, I did it at critical mass. And yelled "critical ass" just to overstate the obvious.
Dude, I love you man. I had to say it.

Um, yeah...
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Old 12-14-06 | 10:05 PM
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i just got some siqq new INK yo.

check it.

https://www.bigdogzink.com/images/new_artisits_058.bmp


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Old 12-14-06 | 10:06 PM
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Not that hard, I did it at critical mass.
I learn something every day
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Old 12-14-06 | 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Landgolier
Bungee jumping is fun too if skydiving freaks you out. I could also set you up with a rock climbing guide if you don't live somewhere flat.

Im a certified skydiver, Done bungee, but prefer rope jumping, and I rock climbed till I turned 20 and just got bored with it.

Good Ideas though.
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Old 12-14-06 | 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Hocam
Could always go for the ever-original chainring grease tattoo...
Do people actually do this? The other day I got grease in the form of a chain (not a chainring) on my leg and wondered if people get tatoos of this, that way you don't notice the grease impression.
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