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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 03-17-07, 01:41 AM
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yes there are two threads

maybr three

on page 1

that shouls be deleted
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Old 06-04-07, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mander
Hey milomindrbindr, props again for building that bike for so cheap. Who did you have to blow to get all that together for $600???
Wow, I totally forgot about this thread. Thanks! Well, if you tickle Ebay's balls for long enough, they usually let you take it on the chin.
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Old 06-04-07, 11:45 PM
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......And then someone who got ripped on 3 months ago comes back to stir ***** up again
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Old 06-05-07, 01:39 AM
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No doubt a warning to raise my my big wide handlebars and their Hunt-Wildes just ONE MORE SMIDGEON!
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Old 06-05-07, 11:34 AM
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aaargh ma nutz.
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Is not having a FG bike any protection from eventually being called a jackass?
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Old 06-05-07, 01:31 PM
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this thread is my new favorite of all time. it's an epic battle of stupid versus stupid versus meta-mega-hyper-stupid. SO GOOD!

and btw, friction shifters are the new fixed gear.
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Old 06-05-07, 01:35 PM
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Brooks bar tape looks like foreskin!!!!1
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Old 06-05-07, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by br995
And that you guys are still posting bikes just to bash them and their owners?
if you wanna do that all you have to do is go read the threads in the FGG forum.
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Old 06-05-07, 01:42 PM
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awww I was hoping there would be a new jackass bike to ridicule.
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Old 06-05-07, 01:56 PM
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for once dutret and I are in agreement.
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Old 06-05-07, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by genericbikedude
Brooks bar tape looks like foreskin!!!!1
Damn, I knew it gave me the willies for some reason... now I know it.
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Old 06-05-07, 02:54 PM
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oh yes!! I cant wait to get home and make some photoshop magic
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Old 06-05-07, 02:54 PM
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This thread should be stickied and it should be somebodies job to find a new bike for us to make fun of every day.
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Old 06-05-07, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dutret
awww I was hoping there would be a new jackass bike to ridicule.
We should make this thread a sticky.
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Old 06-05-07, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by kemmer
We should make this thread a sticky.
I stand by the original premise for this thread. IMO there aint no harm in some lighthearted fun at the expense of jackassed fgg bikes (as seen in posts on page 1 of this thread) as long as it doesnt cross a certain hard to define line that was definitely gone over by page 3. People have to be ready for a zingin when they put up anything of theirs on the web.

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Old 06-05-07, 03:30 PM
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boneheads

I think this thread is for cavemen flatlanders with nothing better to do than poop all over the place.
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Old 06-05-07, 04:17 PM
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the party's always over when the guy you've been talking **** about walks in the front door, no?
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Old 06-05-07, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by charles vail
[..] with nothing better to do than poop all over the place.
You say that as if there was something better to do.
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Old 06-05-07, 04:30 PM
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Is there any point in posting bikes with platform pedals and
no brakes at this point? I think this is a FGG cliche, by now.

In any event, check out this one:

https://fixedgeargallery.com/2007/jun...eveWillard.htm
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Old 06-05-07, 04:30 PM
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i kinda want a brassknuckle now
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Originally Posted by bonechilling
Is there any point in posting bikes with platform pedals and
no brakes at this point? I think this is a FGG cliche, by now.


clearly not platforms but a pretty funny bike anyway... especially if the owner has a torso at all.
-frame way to small.
-saddle to bar drop absurd.
-instant impotence seatpost angle.
-ultra lightweight hubs radially laced to ultra heavy rims.
-strapless road cage pedals(a stupid idea no matter what)
-no brakes on top of that.
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Old 06-05-07, 06:37 PM
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Are those radially laced sheriff's stars? For shame.
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Old 06-05-07, 07:54 PM
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So you guys sit here all day and rail on other people's ****? Karma Gonna Getcha.
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Originally Posted by ThrottleJock
So you guys sit here all day and rail on other people's ****? Karma Gonna Getcha.
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