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Old 04-24-07, 05:06 PM
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Beer in the shower? pffft, what about whiskey in the shower?!
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Originally Posted by Sinfield
I'm convinced that there is nothing better on the face of god's green earth than an ice cold beer, a shower so hot you almost can't stand it, and a blow job. At the same time.

Nothing.
methamphetamine.

methamphetamine makes everything better times a million.

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you get a little shelf held on to the tile / whatever with suction cups, and just stick it on high. you really should use plastic though to avoid getting cut if something goes wrong. i got my ex-bf a suction shelf in my shower for his beer and he loved it.
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Old 04-24-07, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by p3ntuprage
methamphetamine.

methamphetamine makes everything better times a million.

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****, he's right.
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Originally Posted by mintyai
He thought I was really weird for drinking beer in the shower. Am I alone in this; in the summer when I get home after a serious ride, what elso do you want apart from a beer and a shower,
I like ice cream sandwiches in the shower after a long summer ride more than beer- tofutti cuties are the best. Then lie on the couch and drink beer.
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Old 04-24-07, 05:52 PM
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I just stick the can in the shower caddy - Ive never gotten soap or water in it but it does get warm fast.
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i had a house in college that had one wall of the shower low enough so i (but not my roomates) could sit a beer up there while showering. it was perfect, at a party at the house a year after i moved out there was still an empty bottle up there they left as a tribute to me. what an honor.
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Old 04-24-07, 05:59 PM
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I shower with beer.
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Old 04-24-07, 06:12 PM
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When I was in college, we had a dedicated beer shelf in the shower and a recycling bin in the bathroom.
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The shower beer is the perfect solution for people without access to a hot tub. It's also nice when you're getting ready for a party or a night on the town.

There's a window sill just outside my shower which works perfectly. It's away from spray and I can reach it from the shower. I'll even pour the beer all classy-like into a pint glass and bring that in the shower.

Shower wine and shower whiskey work equally as well.
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Frankly, I prefer *******s.
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Old 04-24-07, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRobbStory
Frankly, I prefer *******s.
I don't see why this precludes drinking beer in the shower.
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Old 04-24-07, 06:51 PM
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depends on if you are receiving or giving
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Old 04-24-07, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
depends on if you are receiving or giving
I think it's within the realm of human achievement to give a ******* while drinking a beer.
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Old 04-24-07, 07:05 PM
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think or know
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Old 04-24-07, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
think or know?
Okay, I've never received a ******* in the shower from someone who was simultaneously consuming a beer, but I'm sure SOMEONE here has either given a ******* while drinking a beer in the shower or received a ******* by someone drinking a beer in the shower.

Anyone?!
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Old 04-24-07, 07:30 PM
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i'm a total proponent of more threads like this on bikeforums.

that said

next time i take a shower i'm drinking beer. maybe it will make me shower more often!?
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Old 04-24-07, 08:22 PM
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my friends do this all the time. we call it "buds-n-suds." we've been doing it for years now...
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Old 04-24-07, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 3MTA3
my friends do this all the time. we call it "buds-n-suds." we've been doing it for years now...
i've always been partial to "bone on the throne" followed by a "sammich in the sink"
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when i was in ireland this british fellow who was a huge binge drinker was telling me that drinking in the shower helped you get drunk faster and had some sort of explaination about body heat and moisture, it sounded legit but i never cared enough to find out if the science was true
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Old 04-24-07, 08:52 PM
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I am not sure about all this... After a long hot ride i like to sit in my kitchen with the oven on, drink hot nacho cheese while wearing a thick, thirsty turtleneck. It's like so refreshing OMG. Anyone else?
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Old 04-24-07, 08:56 PM
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In the bible when it says that God rested on the seventh day, it is understood that by rested, they mean had a beer in the shower.

No joke, it's a combination of two of the greatest things on God's green Earth. I highly recommend investing in a quality beer stein to eliminate water or soap intrusion. I went through a couple that didn't do the job as well as I had hoped, and finally found one that is the balls.

I'm pretty sure beer/shower/beej is an accurate representation of heaven.
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are you on mmba?
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Old 04-24-07, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mintyai
I was talking to a friend last night about how I wish there was a little shelf in the shower with a canopy about 15cm above it so that you could put a bottle of beer there without getting shampoo and water in it.

He thought I was really weird for drinking beer in the shower. Am I alone in this; in the summer when I get home after a serious ride, what elso do you want apart from a beer and a shower, so why not have them both at the same time? Until I get that beer shelf installed, I have to put the beer at the other end of the bath and keep walking back and forth to drink/wash.

I've done it multiple times...with a cigarette even.

fungi may have been a bit better though. its one of those life experiences everybody MUST try. its not god, but its damn fun.
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Old 04-24-07, 09:21 PM
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damn, check in on the forums after a shower beer and find a thread about the shower beer!

you know what'd be sweet? a co-ed kegger in the ladies locker room showers. everyone would be all wrinkly and wasted by the time the water got cold.
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