beer in the shower
04-24-07 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Sinfield
I'm convinced that there is nothing better on the face of god's green earth than an ice cold beer, a shower so hot you almost can't stand it, and a blow job. At the same time.
Nothing.
Nothing.
methamphetamine makes everything better times a million.
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04-24-07 | 05:16 PM
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you get a little shelf held on to the tile / whatever with suction cups, and just stick it on high. you really should use plastic though to avoid getting cut if something goes wrong. i got my ex-bf a suction shelf in my shower for his beer and he loved it.
04-24-07 | 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mintyai
He thought I was really weird for drinking beer in the shower. Am I alone in this; in the summer when I get home after a serious ride, what elso do you want apart from a beer and a shower,
04-24-07 | 05:52 PM
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I just stick the can in the shower caddy - Ive never gotten soap or water in it but it does get warm fast.
04-24-07 | 05:59 PM
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i had a house in college that had one wall of the shower low enough so i (but not my roomates) could sit a beer up there while showering. it was perfect, at a party at the house a year after i moved out there was still an empty bottle up there they left as a tribute to me. what an honor.
04-24-07 | 06:22 PM
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The shower beer is the perfect solution for people without access to a hot tub. It's also nice when you're getting ready for a party or a night on the town.
There's a window sill just outside my shower which works perfectly. It's away from spray and I can reach it from the shower. I'll even pour the beer all classy-like into a pint glass and bring that in the shower.
Shower wine and shower whiskey work equally as well.
There's a window sill just outside my shower which works perfectly. It's away from spray and I can reach it from the shower. I'll even pour the beer all classy-like into a pint glass and bring that in the shower.
Shower wine and shower whiskey work equally as well.
04-24-07 | 07:13 PM
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think or know?
Anyone?!
04-24-07 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 3MTA3
my friends do this all the time. we call it "buds-n-suds." we've been doing it for years now...
04-24-07 | 08:51 PM
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when i was in ireland this british fellow who was a huge binge drinker was telling me that drinking in the shower helped you get drunk faster and had some sort of explaination about body heat and moisture, it sounded legit but i never cared enough to find out if the science was true
04-24-07 | 08:52 PM
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I am not sure about all this... After a long hot ride i like to sit in my kitchen with the oven on, drink hot nacho cheese while wearing a thick, thirsty turtleneck. It's like so refreshing OMG. Anyone else?
04-24-07 | 08:56 PM
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In the bible when it says that God rested on the seventh day, it is understood that by rested, they mean had a beer in the shower.
No joke, it's a combination of two of the greatest things on God's green Earth. I highly recommend investing in a quality beer stein to eliminate water or soap intrusion. I went through a couple that didn't do the job as well as I had hoped, and finally found one that is the balls.
I'm pretty sure beer/shower/beej is an accurate representation of heaven.
No joke, it's a combination of two of the greatest things on God's green Earth. I highly recommend investing in a quality beer stein to eliminate water or soap intrusion. I went through a couple that didn't do the job as well as I had hoped, and finally found one that is the balls.
I'm pretty sure beer/shower/beej is an accurate representation of heaven.
04-24-07 | 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by mintyai
I was talking to a friend last night about how I wish there was a little shelf in the shower with a canopy about 15cm above it so that you could put a bottle of beer there without getting shampoo and water in it.
He thought I was really weird for drinking beer in the shower. Am I alone in this; in the summer when I get home after a serious ride, what elso do you want apart from a beer and a shower, so why not have them both at the same time? Until I get that beer shelf installed, I have to put the beer at the other end of the bath and keep walking back and forth to drink/wash.
He thought I was really weird for drinking beer in the shower. Am I alone in this; in the summer when I get home after a serious ride, what elso do you want apart from a beer and a shower, so why not have them both at the same time? Until I get that beer shelf installed, I have to put the beer at the other end of the bath and keep walking back and forth to drink/wash.
I've done it multiple times...with a cigarette even.
fungi may have been a bit better though. its one of those life experiences everybody MUST try. its not god, but its damn fun.
04-24-07 | 09:21 PM
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damn, check in on the forums after a shower beer and find a thread about the shower beer!
you know what'd be sweet? a co-ed kegger in the ladies locker room showers. everyone would be all wrinkly and wasted by the time the water got cold.
you know what'd be sweet? a co-ed kegger in the ladies locker room showers. everyone would be all wrinkly and wasted by the time the water got cold.