In the Case of an Emergency
12-12-07, 01:08 PM
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Cyclocross bike, Hardtail MTB, a Mossberg 590, and an HT radio. I'm good to go.
If it helps, I build fires, shoot bows, work with anything electronic, fix anything, have the know-how.
The only problem is that I don't look as good as Mel Gibson in Mad Max.
If it helps, I build fires, shoot bows, work with anything electronic, fix anything, have the know-how.
The only problem is that I don't look as good as Mel Gibson in Mad Max.
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12-12-07, 01:14 PM
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You also don't have a slave in assless chaps.
12-12-07, 01:15 PM
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****, good point. I think I can pull that one off.
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12-12-07, 01:33 PM
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Alright, I suppose you're in. I'm sure we can find another slave in assless chaps around. I'm a radio operator, so I can handle communications. Our money will essentially become worthless, but we can use it for a short time to get what we need. After that, we might have to work on a system of bartering or something of monetary worth, like gold. Most of the hipster pansies will be taken out pretty fast. They're not adept to survival without a stream of new Apple products and Volkswagens. So, we'll have to be careful who we roll with. Trust me, I've put some thought into this.
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12-12-07, 01:35 PM
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12-12-07, 01:50 PM
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you're thinking of WEZ (played by vernon wells) who had a slave in assless chaps until the feral kid throws his boomerang into the slave's head.
12-12-07, 02:05 PM
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Chicago will be warm because of Global Warming. duh.
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12-12-07, 02:11 PM
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Falkon: I am already somewhat opposed to dependance on apple products and Volkswagens. So, more than happy to exclude those people are make them our slaves.
12-12-07, 02:35 PM
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Chicago because it is the largest city in the Midwest. If our main objective is to re-unite America, we are all going to have to meet somewhere. East and West must link up in the Midwest. It may be 10 years post-apocalypse before we gather enough supplies and organize a movement to Chicago, but it will be necessary eventually.
