In the Case of an Emergency
12-12-07 | 01:08 PM
#51
No Talent Assclown
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From: Southern US :(
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Cyclocross bike, Hardtail MTB, a Mossberg 590, and an HT radio. I'm good to go.
If it helps, I build fires, shoot bows, work with anything electronic, fix anything, have the know-how.
The only problem is that I don't look as good as Mel Gibson in Mad Max.
If it helps, I build fires, shoot bows, work with anything electronic, fix anything, have the know-how.
The only problem is that I don't look as good as Mel Gibson in Mad Max.
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Fällt der Pfarrer in den Mist, lacht der Bauer bis er pisst.
Fällt der Pfarrer in den Mist, lacht der Bauer bis er pisst.
12-12-07 | 01:14 PM
#52
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You also don't have a slave in assless chaps.
12-12-07 | 01:15 PM
#53
No Talent Assclown
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From: Southern US :(
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****, good point. I think I can pull that one off.
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Fällt der Pfarrer in den Mist, lacht der Bauer bis er pisst.
Fällt der Pfarrer in den Mist, lacht der Bauer bis er pisst.
12-12-07 | 01:33 PM
#55
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From: Southern US :(
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Alright, I suppose you're in. I'm sure we can find another slave in assless chaps around. I'm a radio operator, so I can handle communications. Our money will essentially become worthless, but we can use it for a short time to get what we need. After that, we might have to work on a system of bartering or something of monetary worth, like gold. Most of the hipster pansies will be taken out pretty fast. They're not adept to survival without a stream of new Apple products and Volkswagens. So, we'll have to be careful who we roll with. Trust me, I've put some thought into this.
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Fällt der Pfarrer in den Mist, lacht der Bauer bis er pisst.
Fällt der Pfarrer in den Mist, lacht der Bauer bis er pisst.
12-12-07 | 01:35 PM
#56
¡Senor Member!
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From: South Philly
12-12-07 | 01:50 PM
#57
tarck bike.com exile
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From: lancaster, pennsylvania
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you're thinking of WEZ (played by vernon wells) who had a slave in assless chaps until the feral kid throws his boomerang into the slave's head.
12-12-07 | 01:58 PM
#58
Lotion/Basket/Hose
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12-12-07 | 02:11 PM
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Falkon: I am already somewhat opposed to dependance on apple products and Volkswagens. So, more than happy to exclude those people are make them our slaves.
12-12-07 | 02:35 PM
#63
:)
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From: duluth
Bikes: '07 Pista, '09 Fantom Cross Uno, '8? Miyata, '67 Stingray, '0? Zoo mod trials, Tallbike, Chopper, '73 Schwinn Collegiate, '67 Triumph Chopper, '69 CB350, '58 BSA Spitfire, '73 CB450
Chicago because it is the largest city in the Midwest. If our main objective is to re-unite America, we are all going to have to meet somewhere. East and West must link up in the Midwest. It may be 10 years post-apocalypse before we gather enough supplies and organize a movement to Chicago, but it will be necessary eventually.
