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jakerock 03-08-09 07:18 PM

Why the caps?
 
No offense to the people pictured, but I dont understand the whole "biker cap" thing.

http://www.blackbirdsf.org/taylor/images/hat.jpg
http://www.dirtragmag.com/merch/imag...ilamooncap.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/iamstillaliv...hot_large.jpeg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3145/...38de94.jpg?v=0

If those hats are cool, then arent these hats cool too?
http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-comme...in/1/11315.jpg
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/d...hat-203301.jpg
http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikiped..._Reenactor.jpg
http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/Prod...Leader_Hat.jpg
http://www.7gadgets.com/wp-content/u...l_12639192.jpg
http://funhousetheatrical.com/images/Funny_hat.jpg

10 Wheels 03-08-09 07:19 PM

Same thing as wearing socks on your feet.

jakerock 03-08-09 07:21 PM


Originally Posted by 10 Wheels (Post 8492818)
Same thing as wearing socks on your feet.

Not really, hats are optional. And dumb hats are fun. But not when they arent supposed to be a joke.... Thats when they start to make me feel weird.

Live2Die 03-08-09 07:25 PM

Ever ride with one? They serve a purpose and I for one really like longer rides with one. The small brim keeps sun out but your vision isn't impaired, they fit tight enough that a helmet over top is comfortable, they are light weight and absorb sweat off your forehead that otherwise ends up in your eyes. Maybe not for everyone and maybe not your fashion accessory but they do serve a purpose.

elTwitcho 03-08-09 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by jakerock (Post 8492835)
Not really, hats are optional. And dumb hats are fun. But not when they arent supposed to be a joke.... Thats when they start to make me feel weird.

The short brim is to accommodate the head tilted down position typical of riding a racing bike. The brim can be further flipped up to get it out of the way entirely.

Now you know why cyclists wear a cap designed with cycling in mind.

peabodypride 03-08-09 07:28 PM

They keep the sun out of your eyes while having a brim designed not to bend in the wind. That said, wearing them on their own is just style, and my head is too round and big so I tend to look like the first guy you posted when I wear them.

peabodypride 03-08-09 07:29 PM


Originally Posted by jakerock (Post 8492810)

PS, this hat is jawsome.

jakerock 03-08-09 07:35 PM


Originally Posted by elTwitcho (Post 8492881)
Now you know why cyclists wear a cap designed with cycling in mind.

I think its designed with the idea to let us all know that the guy wearing the hat is a little too into his bicycle and wants to give everyone else a stomach ache.

I suppose you could say that these serve a purpose too:
http://www.instablogsimages.com/imag...warmers_59.jpg

jakerock 03-08-09 07:39 PM


Originally Posted by peabodypride (Post 8492906)
PS, this hat is jawsome.

Finding that hat is the best thing that has happened to me today.

blankgen 03-08-09 07:47 PM

I wear one under my helmet in the rain but that's about it.

Sixty Fiver 03-08-09 07:51 PM

I always wear a cap under my helmet... it prevents my head from getting sunburned, absorbs sweat, and prevents too much heat loss in cooler weather.

Fred that I am, I just use welding caps which are lightweight and virtually invisible.

In the winter I wear anything from a light to heavier weight toque to keep my head warm.

elTwitcho 03-08-09 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by jakerock (Post 8492951)
I think its designed with the idea to let us all know that the guy wearing the hat is a little too into his bicycle and wants to give everyone else a stomach ache.

Not really dude. That's like saying clipless shoes were designed to click when people walked so everyone could know the person wearing them is a cyclist. In both cases, the form followed function.

MIN 03-08-09 07:52 PM

they fit under helmets, keep the sweat out of your eyes, deflects the wind and rain at speed. there is a reason why the basic shape hasn't changed in a 80+ years.

jakerock 03-08-09 08:01 PM

Wow... People are REALLY into the caps!
Good and illuminating arguments fellers, but take 'er easy 'eh?
Its just a cap.












That looks really dumb!
he he
http://img.costumecraze.com/images/v...U6106-main.jpg

http://www.costumecraze.com/image.ph...6106-large.jpg
http://www.costumecraze.com/image.ph...6106-large.jpg

Syncmaster 03-08-09 08:09 PM

Was this really something you felt warranted starting a thread about?....

fuzz2050 03-08-09 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by MIN (Post 8493064)
they fit under helmets, keep the sweat out of your eyes, deflects the wind and rain at speed. there is a reason why the basic shape hasn't changed in a 80+ years.

Don't forget, they also don't get blown off by the slightest breeze, see if your hot dog hat can manage that!

xsnakobx 03-08-09 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by jakerock (Post 8493131)
Wow... People are REALLY into the caps!
Good and illuminating arguments fellers, but take 'er easy 'eh?
Its just a cap.












That looks really dumb!
he he

Just because these people can come up for reasonable arguments for the wearing of these hats (that you so obviously dislike for no real reason) "REALLY into the caps!", nor would it be a bad thing if they were. Your opinion of their appearance is just that, an opinion, and when it comes down to it opinion doesn't matter when faced with fact. I don't like the way I look when I roll my pant-legs up, but I do it because I don't have riding pants (and it's just cold enough that I don't want to wear shorts). Simple as that.

jakerock 03-08-09 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by fuzz2050 (Post 8493196)
Don't forget, they also don't get blown off by the slightest breeze, see if your hot dog hat can manage that!

Hehe... Thats what im talking about!

jakerock 03-08-09 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by xsnakobx (Post 8493227)
Just because these people can come up for reasonable arguments for the wearing of these hats (that you so obviously dislike for no real reason) "REALLY into the caps!", nor would it be a bad thing if they were. Your opinion of their appearance is just that, an opinion, and when it comes down to it opinion doesn't matter when faced with fact. I don't like the way I look when I roll my pant-legs up, but I do it because I don't have riding pants (and it's just cold enough that I don't want to wear shorts). Simple as that.

I only roll up ONE pant leg, and keep in mind that the idea of "reasonable arguments" is only an OPINION as well. Same as my opinion that the hats are really just a sort of "gang sign" that you are a silly person.

jakerock 03-08-09 08:20 PM


Originally Posted by Syncmaster (Post 8493194)
Was this really something you felt warranted starting a thread about?....

Well, no. It was a little bet that I made with a friend that I could get you you respond to a post about funny hats so... mission accomplished / thread closed (I win!)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...6250iluvzu.jpg

Jabba Degrassi 03-08-09 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by jakerock (Post 8493131)
Wow... People are REALLY into the caps!
Good and illuminating arguments fellers, but take 'er easy 'eh?
Its just a cap.

Maybe you're getting that impression because you're being an idiot. We've given you plenty of legitimate functions a cycling cap can fill. It keeps sweat out of your eyes, it keeps the sun out of your eyes, you can flip it up to get the brim out of the way (useful if you're in the drops and want to be able to see in front of you but don't want to bend your neck 90 degrees), and they can be used as a rag in a pinch. What do we get in return? "Yeah, whatever, but isn't it still pretty much just like a [insert some dumbass picture you found on a party supply website]?

You started off with this ridiculous assumption that there is no functional reason to wear a cycling cap, and despite all evidence to the contrary, you're clutching this stupid notion of yours like you just gave birth to the damn thing. Is it really that hard to admit when you're wrong about something?

You don't want to wear them? Fine, I honestly couldn't care less. You want to be an idiot about it? Fine, what's one more?

Jabba Degrassi 03-08-09 08:24 PM


Originally Posted by jakerock (Post 8493280)
Well, no. It was a little bet that I made with a friend that I could get you you respond to a post about funny hats so... mission accomplished / thread closed.

http://roadkillrefugee.files.wordpre...complished.png

Nice work, idiot. You got people to respond to a post. Your mother must be very proud. You're surely the first!

CliftonGK1 03-08-09 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver (Post 8493058)
I always wear a cap under my helmet... it prevents my head from getting sunburned, absorbs sweat, and prevents too much heat loss in cooler weather.

Fred that I am, I just use welding caps which are lightweight and virtually invisible.

In the winter I wear anything from a light to heavier weight toque to keep my head warm.

+1 to both of those.
I shave my head (I'm mostly bald anyhow) and w/o a cap under my helmet I'll get sunburn. Sunscreen isn't an option because when I sweat it will drip down into my eyes.

jakerock 03-08-09 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493287)
Maybe you're getting that impression because you're being an idiot. We've given you plenty of legitimate functions a cycling cap can fill. It keeps sweat out of your eyes, it keeps the sun out of your eyes, you can flip it up to get the brim out of the way (useful if you're in the drops and want to be able to see in front of you but don't want to bend your neck 90 degrees), and they can be used as a rag in a pinch. What do we get in return? "Yeah, whatever, but isn't it still pretty much just like a [insert some dumbass picture you found on a party supply website]?

You started off with this ridiculous assumption that there is no functional reason to wear a cycling cap, and despite all evidence to the contrary, you're clutching this stupid notion of yours like you just gave birth to the damn thing. Is it really that hard to admit when you're wrong about something?

You don't want to wear them? Fine, I honestly couldn't care less. You want to be an idiot about it? Fine, what's one more?

1. I never said "there is no functional reason to wear a cycling cap"
2. If I had, that would not necessarily be a ridiculous assumption
3. Why would you ever use your hat as a rag? Dont be silly.
4. You are really into defending biker caps!
5. Maybe I CAN see a use for them that isnt mentioned

http://www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/hat.jpg

6. Sorry you dont like party supply websites!

Jabba Degrassi 03-08-09 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by jakerock (Post 8493358)
1. I never said "there is no functional reason to wear a cycling cap"

No? Well you did post cycling caps side-by-side with other hats and accessories that have no functional purpose. You certainly implied it hard enough.

Also,

"I think its designed with the idea to let us all know that the guy wearing the hat is a little too into his bicycle and wants to give everyone else a stomach ache."

Although I could see the usefulness of giving your opponents a stomach ache during a race, it seems pretty obvious you think these caps are purely fashion accessories.


2. If I had, that would not necessarily be a ridiculous assumption
Seeing as how there are functional reasons to wear a cycling cap, yes, it would be a ridiculous assumption, especially in light of the information you've been presented with in this thread.


3. Why would you ever use your hat as a rag? Dont be silly.
Because you need but do not have one?


4. You are really into defending biker caps!
I am really into showing people how stupid they are behaving when they behave stupidly.


5. Maybe I CAN see a use for them that isnt mentioned

http://www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/hat.jpg
Those aren't cycling caps. Did somebody poke the soft spot in your skull or something?


6. Sorry you dont like party supply websites!
I never said that.

jakerock 03-08-09 09:22 PM


Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493567)
No? Well you did post cycling caps side-by-side with other hats and accessories that have no functional purpose. You certainly implied it hard enough.

I take great offense to your suggestion that funny hats serve no functional purpose, and submit it as evidence that you are a bit short sighted about headgear possibilities ad might not have the credibility to really be making any kind of argument for or against the functionality of ANY type of headpiece


Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493567)
"I think its designed with the idea to let us all know that the guy wearing the hat is a little too into his bicycle and wants to give everyone else a stomach ache."

Im sorry, that was a terrible thing to say.


Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493567)
Although I could see the usefulness of giving your opponents a stomach ache during a race, it seems pretty obvious you think these caps are purely fashion accessories.

Well... they certainly ARE fashionable! But there are other types hats / rags out there that might serve the purpose with more humility... For instance, how about a big lettuce leaf?


Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493567)
Seeing as how there are functional reasons to wear a cycling cap, yes, it would be a ridiculous assumption, especially in light of the information you've been presented with in this thread.

Something about this thread is definitely ridiculous.



Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493567)
I am really into showing people how stupid they are behaving when they behave stupidly.

What are your credentials?



Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493567)
Those aren't cycling caps. Did somebody poke the soft spot in your skull or something?

No, I am imagining (in my mind) that the sombrero's are biker caps. Try that.


Originally Posted by Jabba Degrassi (Post 8493567)
I never said that.

But I think you certainly implied it.

I bid you good day sir.

peabodypride 03-08-09 09:30 PM

Oh god, point-by-point argument and refutes. Classic.

adriano 03-08-09 09:32 PM

this is the e-titlefight.

franknstein 03-08-09 09:37 PM

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