https://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/bik/33925214.html

hell yea!

Would you want to kill a hipster if: "a hipster on a bike flew at me yelling, 'No Brakes! Get out of the Way!'"?

mr/mrs hipster could just be standing next to me and I would want to...now put 'em on a bike yelling mouthcrap like that...U-lock to the mandible. Plus then I would have a new mesh/foam hat and t-shirt from Urban Outfitters once removed from the body. I would look so cool. Now I just need to secure a credit card from my parents and getted hooked on junk (I heard heroin was the coolest drug lately).

Yea, head that it was the drug d'jour in my hometown, Park Ridge, IL, which is also the hometown of Hillary Clinton. My how things have changed.

strange...I figured her for a Meth tweaker. Go figure

I could stand to lose 20 pounds. Meth and a bike and I'm sure I'll lose it real quick. Can I still be a posenger if I run a front brake?

I don't know, but you might check with the master posenger, Crusty.

yeah, im the funking King of All Posengers.

I fit the following criteria.

I ride a trackbike, which is defined as having a fixed drivetrain, no brakes, no racks, no waterbottle mounts, no frame pump, no fugly lil wrench bolted to my frame.

I own a Nextel phone.

I hardly ever ride with a lid on.

My bag is Chrome.

I have completed a trackbike century.

I have competed in an Alleycat.

I have attended a messenger picnic.

I have played bike polo.

My bestest friend is a messenger.

My good friend WAS a messenger.

I can speak in 10-x codes.

I wear tighter tshirts and baggier shorts.

My u-lock rests in my back pocket.

My lock keys rest on a caribeaner attached to my bag or belt loop.

I own spoke cards.

I prefer steel frames.

I ride clips.

I own a posenger shirt.

My bestest friend calls me a posenger.

Last year I had a net income in the high single digits.

I run stoplights and stop signs whenever I can.

I can trackstand.

I can do backwards 360's.

I can skid.

beat that.

clever...all checkpoints completed. Posenger status is a rog.

I fit the following:

I wear tighter tshirts and baggier shorts.

I prefer steel frames.

Last year I had a net income in the high single digits.

I run stoplights and stop signs whenever I can.

I can trackstand.

I can do backwards 360's.

I can skid.

You are the master! I have much to learn. I guess living in ****burg...I mean Schaumburg for a year and a half doesn't further my cause does it.

I ride my fixie with brakes.

If a hipster came barrelling at me screaming "'No Brakes! Get out of the Way" my first instinct would be to kick him right off it, but I'm a jerk.

I can't do any of that kewl **** but this is Kansas and nobody will know.

I r l337 posenger. I've seen quicksilver 32 times!

Wow, according to that guy maybe I'm a hipster now. Is that a good thing?

ive got full fenders and shellac'd bars... wait... this isn't the rivendell-osenger thread.. damn

Good for you!

Neither is it the "dork" thread.

yes, its true, sad... but true. admitting it is the first step...

touche whipper-snapper

could someone please tell me what " 10-x codes " are?

Yea. They are a sort of secret code. If you don't know...

OK. Just kidding. I have no idea what the 10-x codes are.

10-x codes for Suffolk County NY. A posenger MUST HAVE!

https://www.fordyce.org/scanning/scan.../scfcodes.html

If he is referring to zip codes, all 10x codes are in the city. Suffolk and Nassua Counties are on Long Island and start at 11x(I think). Ill do more research and get back to you.

10-26... 10-44, 10-75 cynikal. 10-99.