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ostro 10-23-04 08:19 PM

And here i thought this whole discussion was about stealing pie.

I guess its problem in some areas, then again so is stealing bikes.

s2sxiii 10-25-04 11:38 AM

bump -- it's unlocked now.

pitboss 10-25-04 11:48 AM

someone bic'd it...thankfully.

lucklust 10-25-04 04:19 PM

What I wouldn't do to get THAT in my bedroom.

The door, I mean...

icithecat 10-25-04 05:21 PM

Yes the hand carving of the woodwork is exsquisit.

pitboss 10-25-04 05:33 PM

Oh! Double Entendre!

auk 10-25-04 06:20 PM

Warning. If we hit this horse too many more times a loud pop occur followed by a hissing sound....and no one wants to stick around for that smell.

icithecat 10-25-04 06:42 PM

Screw that. When I was nine years old, I first witnessed vultures eating the guts of a dead road kill donkey. Hork on that with dinner.

lucklust 10-26-04 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by [165]
Oh! Double Entendre!

Did Skitbra lend you the Speak & Spell?

http://www.99er.net/spkspell.html

Whoodie 10-26-04 07:24 AM

If the "bike owner" didn't want the bike, why did he/she have to chain it up. Break that chain and it will be stealing. Nuff said.

skitbraviking 10-26-04 07:29 AM


Originally Posted by lucklust
Did Skitbra lend you the Speak & Spell?

http://www.99er.net/spkspell.html


No, I'm hogging it to myself, damn it.

Bikes get abadoned all the time. Who is to tell whether the owner wants it or not?

pitboss 10-26-04 07:29 AM

Maybe the person who owned said bike is a missionary who was killed for trying to stuff religion into the mouths of others. Really, enough has been said. This may be something taken to the Politics/Religion sub-forum as it does not belong here. I don't crap in your shoes, and I would appreciate you not crapping in this forum.

Whoodie 10-26-04 07:43 AM


No, I'm hogging it to myself, damn it.

Bikes get abadoned all the time. Who is to tell whether the owner wants it or not?
The owner should tell whether they want ot or not.

Schiek 10-26-04 07:51 AM


Originally Posted by Whoodie
The owner should tell whether they want ot or not.

I own the bike. Yep. It's mine. I defy anyone here to prove otherwise.

And by the way, I don't want it anymore.

But I don't have the key.

Have at it boys.

Whoodie 10-26-04 08:14 AM

Whether you claim its yours or not and its not yours you don't liberate those with a stealing intent. You will admit that the person who came up with this thread (Mayonnaice) wanted to be stopped from stealing. What this means is that he/she knew "to free" that bike (which does not belong to him/her) is what is called STEALING.

auk 10-26-04 08:46 AM

Thump, thump, yup. It's a ripe one.

bostontrevor 10-26-04 09:25 AM

Ok, really, I'm begging people. Whoodie (if that's even his real name ;) ) isn't going to change his mind (or her as the case may be). People need to stop responding. It's silly really. Don't feed the trolls folks, just move on.

pitboss 10-26-04 09:34 AM

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all we want are trolls who aren't religious, who don't ride 53-11, and who can stash with the best of 'em.

skitbraviking 10-26-04 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by auk
Thump, thump, yup. It's a ripe one.

:roflmao:

Schiek 10-26-04 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by auk
Thump, thump, yup. It's a ripe one.

Y'know, it's not quite there for me. I think at post 150 this thread will finally start to take off.

Where's my nine iron?

MKRG 10-26-04 10:12 AM

When I was a kid we didn't have biccable locks. No sirree! When we wanted to liberate a bike we had to gnaw at ropes with our teeth mind you! When we were done we couldn't even pedal! We didn't have pedals in those day! They were velocpedes...that's right, we had to ride our bikes like the flintstones. When we got caught "liberating" bikes we got beaten over the heads with clubs. The police enjoyed it. Back then "liberating" bikes was considered a high crime against the queen. and then there was the snow...(trailing off incoherently)

auk 10-26-04 10:20 AM

<insert grumpy old man voice> ...and then we rode that damn liberated bike uphill both ways...on flat tires...ha, we didn't have tires back then, we were just happy to have the old rope that we gnawed through to wrap around the bare rim....and we liiiiked it!....

jfmckenna 10-26-04 11:12 AM

I hate to go back on topic again, believe it or not I read this entire thread whew...

Anyway it remindes me of an old car with a tree growing out of it in these beautiful woods not to far from my home. I liked to just go there and look at it. Then one day it was gone. Thats all.

auk 10-26-04 12:30 PM

The tree stole it!!!!!!

bostontrevor 10-26-04 12:57 PM

... or ate it.

Watch your back.

s2sxiii 10-26-04 01:00 PM

how has no one pointed out the hipocrisy of word bond's signature?

I stole my neighbors pie tree. It was apple.

schwinnbikelove 10-26-04 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by [165]
all we want are trolls who aren't religious, who don't ride 53-11, and who can stash with the best of 'em.

I personally prefer A.Troll. She flirted with me once, and boy, is she cute! Man, I sure felt loved. (sighs with love in her eyes :love: )

Serbaside 10-26-04 01:38 PM

Hasn't he stole that bike yet!??!! If the thing has been in the weather for three years then there can't be anything left of it. I would be complelty rusted!

s2sxiii 10-26-04 01:40 PM

i just want to be Schiek's magic number 150. WOO HOO!!! The thread can now take off.

lucklust 10-26-04 01:42 PM

No way dude, it's mine.


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