Yeah, i like to slay other languages and sound like a moron as well. Enjoy the pre-ordained hour upon which the time of your riding will arrive.


edit; sorry 165, i didn't see you called it off.

Stupidity? About Freaking Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes enough! I think we've all had it with the Li'l Bow Wowto this god or that god or that Regal guy in the WWE and the stealing is wrong dilemna. Can't we get back to the original post and talk about pie, stash pockets, proper fixie attire, and brakes vs. no brakes please?

No
There are they just don't apply here (this particular forum) we stay
strangely mute
smoked it
I'm tired

Best. Mod. Ever.

Back on topic

Did you just google "stolen pie"? I need to drum up some clients for you or something.

I believe that was the Ft. Knox of its day.

I'll quit quoting if you start writing coherently.

is alliteration on the speak-n-spell?

Yea, so is nonsensical.

The thieves probably stole it cuz the pies were safeguarded behind the pierced tin (no Bic-able cyllnder locks here boys) from criminal hands. It's probably worth it's weight in pie!

Look what you have done Mayonnaise...LOOK!!!!
Just take the dam bike, no one wants it, it is yours
call it manifest destiny if you want.

Whoohoo! Closing in on post #200! Speaking of pie, had a slice of pecan pie. My sweet tooth is happy.

Abandoned bicycles make the Baby Jeebus cry. You don't want the Baby Jeebus to cry do you? Only the Baby Debil makes the Baby Jeebus cry.

Take the bike and be reborn! Acheive bliss! Your sins will fall from your body like the moist, fleshy sores of a lepper.

Awe Shucks....(red in face)



But seriously steal the damn thing ride it out to the church say your confession do your penance and be done with it.

No thank you. More than happy in my corporate confines. In fact, next year about this time you're going to be wishing you had a second or two to google stolen pie.

Lotek hereby nominated for "Best FG/SS Mod" Batty...consider it a good one. Glad you remembered how tired I got last April 1st. Glad I made it through
Thanks Lotek

aw sucks, uh I mean aw shucks

Damn, you must be able to text message really well...

Lotek rocks. Batty fo sheezy.


Yeah 200

All hail the blue haired clown!

Green!!! Green!!!

I need a new TV

ok so the pie safe story proves pie is the most valuable and wanted food. Has anyone ever heard of a cheescake vault? Or a cobbler safety deposit? Nooooo. Only pie, among all baked goods is so honoured it must be stored in a safe.

ok there's a breadbox, but it's not a security thing, just containment.

Update: That little blue Raleigh which I covet has a new sign attached. It says something to the effect this bike appears to be abandoned, if you are the owner of this bike please call (number listed) by (date listed) or it will be removed. I think the date was next Monday.

Maybe I ought to call and say the bike is mine but I don't have the key for the lock. I wonder if the city will come over and bust it open for me.

Yes! I think it's the best opportunity you have for getting the bike with a -somewhat- clear conscience.

For good karma wait until Monday.

I really want to steal my neighbor's bike. It is a sweet Bob Jackson frame. She definitely does not know what a bike she has. I am soooo tempted. She locks it up outside on the streets of west philly all day/night.

Dude don't steal it she might have named it! Then you would be, like, stealing "fred" or something. Don't steal Fred!

Milo

Oh Brother!