My prrrecious

Hmmm...A Raleigh 3spd here, 2 over there?

Man, I think it's a sting operation! You better not un-hook it 'cause as soon as you do swat members are going to repel down the sides of the buildings, black helicopters take flight, and tear gas is comin' in!

I know it!

So, I'm too lazy to read the four pages of thread that I missed. Did Mayonnaise take the gosh-darned bike or not?

No. His pen wasn't big enough.

Whew I can't believe I read that whole thread...and to think, my mom has 2 of those Raleigh 3 spds in her basement.

you completely and totally cheated. I now hate you. I will be forwarding your PM from last night to everyone.

Was that the one wherein I stated my everlasting love for myself?

something like that.

This is below the belt and uncalled for.

By the way if your intentions are justified why not just walk to the bike and "cut it free" without put it on post or asking whether it was right or wrong.

Whoodie

The title of the thread should be the answer to that.

Since you obviously need more information (hopefully you can retain it) - he is not a thief. He is a lover of bikes. He is someone that has a deep moral dilemma when he sees a bike that is not getting the love it deserves. Should this bike be taken to a good home? Should it breath another life before it is destroyed? I think the other bike lovers here have spoken, now we are simply responding to the moralists. FWIW, I have very high morals...

But I would probably set that bike free. I'm not sure of the best way, but c'mon - 3 years chained to the same post? How would you feel?

As far as your sig, don't Asian people bow a lot? I've heard it was good business sense to bow to them when they bow to you... A lot of people bow to Mecca, too. Does anyone bow to the Pope? And what about bowing your head in church?

And on and on we go.

HereNT: And what about "bow of of a race", "bow in disgrace" do all this need your head bowing.

Huh? You are confusing me. Bow of a race? A race boat? Bow in disgrace?

I think you are up for a batty.

am not confusing you. You are. By the way:-
1) Am no asian
2) Am not from Mecca nor a muslim
3) Am not a Catholic

Why not keep what you hear about them to them.

I bow to my own regal not to their regal. My sig does not read "All of you bow to the regal" but "only bow down to the regal" and that's me who is bowing. Talk if you want but My Sig remains, bro.

A friend of mine got something like 250k miles on his regal.

all your regal are belong to us.

Your grammar is still disappointing me, and that is kind of sad at this hour.

There should have been an 'I' behind each of those letters.

Why don't you keep what you hear about bikes to bikes you know about?

Bow down to me. I am regal. In fact, I am the best thing this backwater planet has ever created. I might even be a god.

Now please take your 64 posts and leave my favorite place on the net. If you do indeed have a SS or a Fix, have fun, but if you don't, leave the freaking house.

That's probably going to get me in trouble, won't it?

No it wont because it does not offend me. So people do know how to act there shoe size.

Ow... It hurts to fit in your shoe size.

That wasn't my foot or brain I was trying to fit, BTW...

That is the best damn random comment I've possibly ever seen on this forum. You rock!

You brought your judeo-christian ethic in here, spouting about sins and god watching us. Deal with the consequences. Isn't the only person you can bow to your king of kings, Jebus? Shouldn't he be the only "regal" person to bow to?

Jebus built my hot rod - it's a love affair. Mainly jebus and my hotrod.

I need more whiskey - I want to see this...

Have a nice remainder of the day HereNT. It is my riding time. Why not we reschedule our feud until later. Take care.

There do need to be rules on the forums. Like subject-verb agreement.

...and some people try to use proper grammar, syntax, and word choice when speaking. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you can't represent yourself in the proper manner? Isn't that was your whole argument touts? Representing oneself properly?
There is a kettle somewhere, waiting to meet you.

Can I get an ear?

Quit quoting yourself, skitbra....

Where is the pot for that kettle anyways?

Why not start a thread called "Whoodie Attack" and let this thread continue with the stealing a bike theme. I am off riding so why not all ya have yourselves a good one. About my grammar & spelling - I like it that way.

ah yes...it is finally over.
Back to stupidity!