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cc700 02-08-12 01:35 AM

your vagina is in your knees?

redpear 02-08-12 01:36 AM

Must be a local joke thing.

Any sort of complaining = you must have a vagina

stupid and sexist but funny if done right

and now that I had to explain I just feel like a jerk :|

cc700 02-08-12 01:46 AM

yayy sexism!

my vagina is in my dick

onezerozeroone 02-08-12 02:10 AM

http://i.imgur.com/VcyCu.gif

Leukybear 02-08-12 02:16 AM


Originally Posted by cc700 (Post 13824408)
my vagina is in my dick

That's nice to know; we all thought you were well you know ¬.¬

Anyhow today I found out first hand how ****ty a front HED 3 is on a commuter. I've been running it since my open pro let me down. POS nearly wrecked me multiple times throughout the day, darn crosswinds that catch you by surprise. I had a constant feeling that if I were to let go of the bars and have a strong crosswind come around, my entire cockpit would've made a swift 90* and send me into oblivion.

redpear 02-08-12 02:25 AM

Not to mention how worrisome it is to have to lock it up.

Are you riding it around La Jolla? got that sea breeze screwin you

Leukybear 02-08-12 02:28 AM


Originally Posted by redpear (Post 13824461)
Not to mention how worrisome it is to have to lock it up.

Are you riding it around La Jolla? got that sea breeze screwin you

Yup, it usually doesn't but today's weather was abnormal by the standards here. Nonetheless my bike stays in my office except for getting here & back & grabbing food/ running errands.

PluperfectArson 02-08-12 02:29 AM

*****es don't know about my sea breeze, ya dig? ;)

Leukybear 02-08-12 02:34 AM


Originally Posted by PluperfectArson (Post 13824468)
*****es don't know about my sea breeze, ya dig? ;)

I wished I lived in hawaii; but the job opportunities there worry me; srsly what jobs are there anyway?

Virgle 02-08-12 02:37 AM

Food, Yoga , Bike.....Food......

PluperfectArson 02-08-12 03:02 AM


Originally Posted by Leukybear (Post 13824480)
I wished I lived in hawaii; but the job opportunities there worry me; srsly what jobs are there anyway?

Surf, party, club, etc.

Those are about the only jobs here.

I'm stationed here, so it's not like I had a choice.

Leukybear 02-08-12 03:08 AM


Originally Posted by PluperfectArson (Post 13824508)
I'm stationed here, so it's not like I had a choice.

I know right? Either being court marshaled for being awol or going to paradise... decisions decisions gee....

PluperfectArson 02-08-12 03:21 AM


Originally Posted by Leukybear (Post 13824516)
I know right? Either being court marshaled for being awol or going to paradise... decisions decisions gee....

I was just talking to some kid outside at the smoke pit. He asked me what ship I was stationed to, so I was like lolwhat'saship?

He basically said he was jealous I had shore duty because he is stuck on subs, is leaving sometime soon and has to live in Guam for three years.

Ahh, the easy life.

dk2ck 02-08-12 03:59 AM


Originally Posted by redpear (Post 13824372)
Today I am afraid to admit it,

but the last couple weeks of some of the most intense brakeless riding I've ever done has toasted my godddamn knees.
I have no idea how these two mother****ers did the TOC brakeless:
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3542/3...bef8e4e486.jpg

EDIT: post number 1234 and I use it to complain about my sore vagina

To be fair, only two of them rode the TOC brakeless. Hope your knees feel better soon.

redpear 02-08-12 04:14 AM

Read my post.

Note that it was also a carefully chosen photo.

Leukybear 02-08-12 04:48 AM


Originally Posted by PluperfectArson (Post 13824527)
I was just talking to some kid outside at the smoke pit. He asked me what ship I was stationed to, so I was like lolwhat'saship?

He basically said he was jealous I had shore duty because he is stuck on subs, is leaving sometime soon and has to live in Guam for three years.

Ahh, the easy life.

Jells; just wondering, are you enlisted?

xavier853 02-08-12 07:04 AM

Today, I sold my bikes. Im not really into cycling anymore.

jkjjkjkkjjkjkjk im just trollin. Nothing new or exciting to post!

nuhtowel 02-08-12 07:32 AM

Today I have an exam... sigh.

yummygooey 02-08-12 08:08 AM


Originally Posted by jpaschall (Post 13824063)
Ate brussel sprouts for the first time. Delicious.

doingitright

misskaz 02-08-12 08:40 AM

Today I did what you're supposed to do and filled my tires before heading out... and must have tugged on the valve stem too hard because I flatted my back tire. Dammit! Luckily I had enough time to change it.

hamfoh 02-08-12 09:13 AM

I've done that before. damn you delicate ass presta valves

yummygooey 02-08-12 10:08 AM

One time I was 15 miles away from school and I ripped out the little presta tip with my mini pump.

Thankfully both my riding buddies were carrying spare tubes.

jimmytango 02-08-12 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by jpaschall (Post 13824063)
Ate brussel sprouts for the first time. Delicious.

No **** man. They're ****ing awesome. I poach those little bastards in butter and then saute them with bacon and it's heavenly. Or pickle them. Man, that **** rocks too.

Also, I'm surprised Kaz didn't post about the Brussels. I think she may be the only person I know that likes those things more than I do.

homebrewk 02-08-12 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by Leukybear (Post 13824444)
Anyhow today I found out first hand how ****ty a front HED 3 is on a commuter.

Blasphemy!

zoltani 02-08-12 12:53 PM

Love me some chou de bruxelles!


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