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Old 10-29-15 | 06:16 PM
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I know that a lot of you are saying to yourselves, "How can I make my bike look more like a piece of indoor exercise equipment?" Well, here is the answer:

I know what you are all thinking: those shifters are enough to make you convert back to 18 ratios of pure bliss.
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Old 10-29-15 | 06:32 PM
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^^^ Trekking bars aren't really JA, many people don't like them, but not really JA.
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Old 10-29-15 | 06:55 PM
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^^^ Trekking bars aren't really JA, many people don't like them, but not really JA.
Agreed. For touring and long distance riding they offer a ton of hand positions and places to mount stuff. Me I like a good drop bar for touring but maybe if I was doing a ton of off road touring I would probably go with a butterfly/trekking bar.
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Old 10-30-15 | 04:07 AM
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Reminds me of drop-in bars. I still kinda want em, though I can't imagine how taping the entire things would work.

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Old 10-30-15 | 08:01 AM
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It seems like this thread has really wandered away from true jackassery. Anything that has a practical purpose is simply not jackass.
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Old 10-30-15 | 09:07 AM
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Reminds me of drop-in bars. I still kinda want em, though I can't imagine how taping the entire things would work.

Ten-year old me thinks those are super cool.
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Old 10-30-15 | 09:17 AM
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Old 10-30-15 | 09:54 AM
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Ten-year old me thinks those are super cool.
Ten-year-old you, me, and Greg LeMond.
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Old 10-30-15 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by seau grateau
Ten-year-old you, me, and Greg LeMond.
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Old 10-30-15 | 03:27 PM
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Old 10-30-15 | 03:44 PM
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Old 11-01-15 | 07:31 AM
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That is way too awesome to be JA.
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Old 11-01-15 | 08:23 AM
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Well, I didn't want to put it in the pron thread but maybe it would have been more appropriate on second thought.
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Old 11-01-15 | 10:03 AM
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That is way too awesome to be JA.
Yeah, it's pretty genius. Even better if that's a refrigerated compartment up front and she's making deliveries.
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Old 11-01-15 | 11:36 AM
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Yeah, it's pretty genius. Even better if that's a refrigerated compartment up front and she's making deliveries.
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Old 11-01-15 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Noli Timere
Yeah, it's pretty genius. Even better if that's a refrigerated compartment up front and she's making deliveries.
And that is "Big John" behind her, in case the client prefers "draft" instead of the bottled stuff.
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Old 11-01-15 | 07:06 PM
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Is she making deliveries or picking up donations?
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Old 11-02-15 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by seau grateau
Reminds me of drop-in bars. I still kinda want em, though I can't imagine how taping the entire things would work.

Move this to prOn thread.
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Old 11-04-15 | 10:15 AM
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Old 11-05-15 | 05:41 AM
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Old 11-05-15 | 07:53 AM
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^ needs a bigger chainring up front.
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Old 11-06-15 | 10:39 AM
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This is one of the worst Bianchi Pistas I have ever seen (though not the worst). Shame, too, since some of the parts are decent, if not downright respectable. Truly goes to show that the whole is quite often less (sometimes way less) than the sum of its parts.


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Old 11-06-15 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by leegf
This is one of the worst Bianchi Pistas I have ever seen (though not the worst). Shame, too, since some of the parts are decent, if not downright respectable. Truly goes to show that the whole is quite often less (sometimes way less) than the sum of its parts.


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Even has a reflector in the rear wheel, for more street cred no doubt.
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Old 11-06-15 | 06:40 PM
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It's like that Bianchi got halfway sucked into the Jackass blackhole but was able to be yanked out at the last second. Except for the reflector and seat hangy thing, the rear triangle/cranks/rear wheel are okay...the front half is an abomination.
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Old 11-06-15 | 07:55 PM
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