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Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

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Old 03-12-22 | 01:31 PM
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There is an Irish expression for this one "beyond the beyonds" and yes being a motorcycle it's admitadly a tangential connection but in the spirit of continuing a theme...





looks like he's...let's just say - abusing that cat.
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Old 03-12-22 | 01:37 PM
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Old 03-12-22 | 04:55 PM
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Pengy vibes.

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Old 03-12-22 | 05:14 PM
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Old 03-12-22 | 05:29 PM
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In his defense... his handlebar tape is (uhh em) innovative even if indecorous.
as for the rest of it, well played grant40

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Old 03-12-22 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Night_shift
You want Jackass you sonsofbishes? You got it!

RARE 1984 Huffy Team USA racing bicycle. & extras!!

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Text in the ad; I will highlight the parts I enjoyed...

"Hey, I have an old made in the USA and all original 1984ish HUFFY team USA Olympia (TT) or racing 10 speed bicycle, it's pretty rare, it has some cool design handle bars, 24 inch front tire and 26 inch rear, frame has an aero design & comes with 80s shimano components as well, it will fit someone between 5 1/2 ft and 6 feet tall, the rear disc is cracked so I took it off & still have it, and it's paint is rough but with some tlc this could be a cool fixie or race bike or ? It has just been pro. tuned up!! Please know that this is a retail store copy bike and not a true team bicycle! I will also through in these extra parts, shim amp spd pedals they are scratched on the ends from a tip over but i never used the clip in feature, also a pair of soma pedal toe clips that were never used with yellow rubber straps that are a bit dirty from sitting on the shelf for I'd say about 4 years and last is a used sugino crank set with 3 rings and a bottom bracket! Any questions email me or call me! No shipping, No paypal, No trades, cash only!! 1175.00... Obo"
I've heard of these Walmart Huffy bikes that were meant to look like the ones used in the Olympics. The only ones that I have seen were ones that have been turned into fixed gears. It is so cool to see one in original condition.
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Old 03-12-22 | 07:19 PM
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Old 03-13-22 | 07:04 PM
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THE AVENTONS ARE RETURNING
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Old 03-14-22 | 12:20 PM
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Ok not modern...
not really intended for a modern track fit
not really Nitto
...not Jaguar

you have discovered my deceptions

would you like to buy a commemorative hood ornament?
Is it a real piece though, can one actually buy it somewhere and where? I am sure it weighs a ton but is kinda cool and would absolutely set off a bike I have wanted to build for years
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Old 03-14-22 | 01:13 PM
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Yeah I get it.

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Is it a real piece though, can one actually buy it somewhere and where? I am sure it weighs a ton but is kinda cool and would absolutely set off a bike I have wanted to build for years
yes it's real - I saw a pic a good while ago on the internet and wanted one - then more recently(last year?)I saw one up for sale on EBay - but didn't pull the trigger - I think the seller wanted about $67 before shipping from Asia...

my better sense won out.

I hate when that happens.

Leaping beauty?
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Old 03-14-22 | 02:07 PM
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I think the stem is kinda tacky to be honest.
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Old 03-14-22 | 02:11 PM
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That's because it is...

outrageously over the top.

thats why it's so fantastic...

dont mind me, I suffer from post punk rock syndrome.
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Old 03-14-22 | 05:00 PM
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I found this on Amazon. It is a Zycle Fixed. Look at the bars. Look at the cheetah print seat. Look at how they left some of the packaging on.



"Amazon.com : Zycle Fix ZF-BEAS-48 Beast Fixed Gear Bike, 48cm/One Size Frame : Sports & Outdoors" https://www.amazon.com/Zycle-Fix-Road-Bicycles-Fixed-Gear/dp/B00PVSLOCE?th=1&psc=1
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Old 03-15-22 | 04:09 AM
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Context matters too... Like when that look that got you laid all day and night at Burning Man

just got you laughed out of your local 7-11
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Old 03-15-22 | 04:17 AM
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And riding long and low can be ultra cool
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Old 03-15-22 | 04:19 AM
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or make you look like a poser, wanna be biker foo

Please watch out for speed bumps,pot holes and discarded cigarette buts

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Old 03-15-22 | 04:53 AM
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And rule number one is ' if Graeme Obree did it first it ain't never gonna be jackass

ignor your lying eyes


yup just like when the "news" is on.
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Old 03-15-22 | 05:40 AM
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& is it so wrong of me to want to ship these two charactors?


They really should be together...
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Old 03-15-22 | 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Bianchi pc
And rule number one is ' if Graeme Obree did it first it ain't never gonna be jackass

ignor your lying eyes


yup just like when the "news" is on.
Is that a sex bike?
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Old 03-15-22 | 01:19 PM
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Is that a sex bike?
life is what you make it...
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Old 03-15-22 | 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Bianchi pc




I hate it.
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Old 03-15-22 | 02:05 PM
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I hate it.
sex?

well... it's not for everyone
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Originally Posted by Bianchi pc
sex?

well... it's not for everyone
I just hate the bikes you are posting. They look like innuendos.
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Old 03-15-22 | 06:07 PM
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You want to like the bikes posted on the Jackass thread?

I'm confused...
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