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04-10-13 | 11:52 PM

#851

8bits

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as I found out, it is.

04-10-13 | 11:54 PM

#852

iTripped

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Wow, that took long.

04-10-13 | 11:56 PM

#853

Leukybear

THE STUFFED

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nagrom_

That's literally what all the ****ing cleanup was just for.

Yes it's against the rules.

This.

As a contributor and enjoyer of this thread, please please please DO NOT POST FELLOW MEMBER'S BIKES.
Doing this brings nothing but drama and hurt feelings.

04-11-13 | 12:04 AM

#854

Huffandstuff

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I'm sorry, I'll say ten hail Macaframas's and five our Kilo's.

04-11-13 | 03:13 AM

#855

Leukybear

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Creative/ recreational re-appropriation of thomson seatpost, possibly NSFW

Mmmmm alzheimers.

04-11-13 | 03:24 AM

#856

frantik

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From: California

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leukybear

Creative/ recreational re-appropriation of thomson seatpost, possibly NSFW

Mmmmm alzheimers.

that's not jack that's genius

04-11-13 | 04:26 AM

#857

GENESTARWIND

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I guess youve never owned, raised and trained a puppy. Once they are trained and on a proper diet and learn when to eat "you can leave food out at that point" they only eat when they need to and only need to bathroom on the schedule you train them on

or maybe its because ive always GSD

uber smart, loyal, awesome dogs in every way.

04-11-13 | 04:34 AM

#858

frantik

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GENESTARWIND

or maybe its because ive always GSD

uber smart, loyal, awesome dogs in every way.

wat

04-11-13 | 04:39 AM

#859

GENESTARWIND

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Robofunc

Litter boxes > needing to rush home every X hours to be a responsible pet owner. My cat and I respect each other's right to freedom.

i was responding to that.

But to add robo, yes generally even with a dog that is trained and has as regular diet and bathroom time setup, two people are required for the majority of us who work 8 hours a day plus. Which is why i dont have a dog now as i am single. which is why i am contemplating a kitty cat

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04-11-13 | 10:08 AM

#860

Robofunc

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Sorry to derail, cats and dogs are cool.

Back on-topic:

04-11-13 | 10:12 AM

#861

Nagrom_

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**** man. Third time in two days.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaytron

Here's one I found.
*forum members bike*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nagrom_

That's literally what all the ****ing cleanup was just for.

Yes it's against the rules.

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04-11-13 | 10:16 AM

#862

frantik

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Robofunc

Sorry to derail, cats and dogs are cool.

Back on-topic:

wow.. bent fork, 26" front wheel, drive train on the wrong side, saddle attached wrong, no foot retention.. but wtf is going on with the handlebars?

04-11-13 | 10:49 AM

#863

Jandro

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Do not post member's bikes. Please do not make us close this down.

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04-11-13 | 11:40 AM

#864

Jaytron

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From: San Jose, CA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jandro

Do not post member's bikes. Please do not make us close this down.

Sorry sir.

04-11-13 | 12:23 PM

#865

David Broon

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That would be spectacular. A trail of blood and sealant.

04-11-13 | 07:41 PM

#866

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Actually, it's kind of neat, but it seems like it'd be really hard to ride. Hands would go numb or something.

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04-11-13 | 07:44 PM

#867

frantik

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From: California

needs bigger handlebars

04-11-13 | 08:09 PM

#868

iTripped

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeshulEd

Actually, it's kind of neat, but it seems like it'd be really hard to ride. Hands would go numb or something.

Oh god I love this. You think he has to steer with his hips?

04-12-13 | 02:58 AM

#869

europa

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From: Adelaide, AUSTRALIA

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He was bored one sat'dy arvo, and dad had left the welder out, and he'd never liked the kid next door's new bike so ...

04-12-13 | 05:46 AM

#870

prooftheory

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04-12-13 | 05:46 AM

#871

prooftheory

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04-12-13 | 06:55 AM

#872

Scrodzilla

Your cog is slipping.

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From: Beverly MA

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeshulEd

Actually, it's kind of neat, but it seems like it'd be really hard to ride. Hands would go numb or something.

That's not "jackass", it's a freak bike. There's an entire sub-culture of people who build and ride crazy **** like that.

04-12-13 | 07:03 AM

#873

prooftheory

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From: Las Cruces, NM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrodzilla

That's not "jackass", it's a freak bike. There's an entire sub-culture of people who build and ride crazy **** like that.

I'm not sure which bike you are talking about but it is certainly true of the bikes that I posted. They aren't bikes but a weird sort of art. I'm not sure that that prevents them from being jackass, jackawesome or any of the other variations that we see in this thread.

The bike that David Broon posted looks like a tri bike with the TT bars removed.