si senior

edit:
didnt even notice that slim cable through the triangle till you said that training.

nice--ya nailed it!

it was cause of his phallic grips

This is most likely a polo bike.

That was my thought though the chain is a bit slack to be playing polo on a fixed gear, particularly brakeless. Gearing's a bit high too, but there's nothing to say it has to be a good polo bike.

my eyes

Added those crazy tires to really make it "stand out."

Is that a spray painted Thomson post?

That bike has a lot of visual appeal, actually.

I am guessing that the reason it is here is because it's hella expensive for a street bike. (it was pointed out to me that the bullhorns give away the fact that it isn't for the track).

You mean the wheelchair wheels didn't give it away?

its a pro level frame with janky ass sw8 fixay . com wheels on it.

not to mention the front jankwheel is mounted backwards (or is the rear backwards? who cares, it sucks.)

My second least favorite word, the first being "tight". When people use the phrase "hella tight", I die a little inside.

how bout mint? i wana punch people in the face when that comes out of their foodhole

I hated "my bad" for the longest time, but just grew to accept it. I still refuse to say it.

"That's money" is up there too.

hella cool story bro

ಠ_ಠ

Sorry if repost/member's bike. Found on /r/fixedgearbicycle, which usually houses some fun stuff.

I have mixed feelings about this one.

me too.

kill it with fire?
or throw it off a bridge?

There are some seriously ridiculous bikes on this thread, but this one makes me giggle. Thank you.

Grip shifters and brake levers. From a Walmart Mongoose MTB.