The Jackass Thread lives! ►PLEASE READ 1ST POST◄
#3402
Yeah, I'm just being a jackass. There's definitely worse out there.
#3403
the only thing i found less than adequate from them was a set of bullhorns i had on my first bike, which were flexy even for my (then) undeveloped sick wattages
i absolutely refuse to pronounce it any way other than origin 8 tho, because nothing originated from them except a logo. of which im sure they payed a marketing team for a whole branding workup. so even that is questionable.
i absolutely refuse to pronounce it any way other than origin 8 tho, because nothing originated from them except a logo. of which im sure they payed a marketing team for a whole branding workup. so even that is questionable.
#3406
Veteran Racer


Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 11,855
Likes: 913
From: Ciudad de Vacas, Tejas
Bikes: 34 frames + 80 wheels
#3409
Clark W. Griswold




Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 18,323
Likes: 6,651
From: ,location, location
Bikes: Foundry Chilkoot Ti W/Ultegra Di2, Salsa Timberjack Ti, Cinelli Mash Work RandoCross Fun Time Machine, 1x9 XT Parts Hybrid, Co-Motion Cascadia, Specialized Langster, Phil Wood Apple VeloXS Frame (w/DA 7400), R+M Supercharger2 Rohloff, Habanero Ti 26
#3410
Clark W. Griswold




Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 18,323
Likes: 6,651
From: ,location, location
Bikes: Foundry Chilkoot Ti W/Ultegra Di2, Salsa Timberjack Ti, Cinelli Mash Work RandoCross Fun Time Machine, 1x9 XT Parts Hybrid, Co-Motion Cascadia, Specialized Langster, Phil Wood Apple VeloXS Frame (w/DA 7400), R+M Supercharger2 Rohloff, Habanero Ti 26
I wrote this little rap ditty. Some people have likened me to the Notorious Big or the Snoopy Dog Doggy or Puff Diddys so if you have enjoyed their rap ditties you will be at home here:
(Chorus)
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
I gots no brakes cause imma don’t need ‘em
drop handlebars cause imma gotta speed ‘em
Aerospokes cause ya knows I’m dope
got more fixie swag than catholic on the pope
I am the fixie maign got all that swagger
Aero-spoke cut through like a dagger
Bigshot, Thruster I owns ‘em all
going so fast I almost hit da wawl
you don’t understand cause geared bikes suck
riding my fixie like I gives a f*ck
Scrod don’t know nuthin’ bout dem bikes
I got dat fixie swag he can take a hike
(Chorus)
I boughts my bike straight from the online
buyin in a store is for suckers who ain’t tryin’
trust me dem bike stores is crooks
my bike be fine fixie swag off the hook
“sir your bars aren’t on right”
look maign my fixie swag is tight
you just be hatin cause I gots it all
sweet azz thruster cause I likes to ball
check the sticker in the front ya you know it’s legit
swagger ass bike and you know it don’t quit
paint my chain gold so it look real nice
never oil it up cause it be too much price
Got dat Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Any references to anyone living or dead is purely coincidence and is not a legal contract hereforth or hitherto. Enjoy : )
(Chorus)
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
I gots no brakes cause imma don’t need ‘em
drop handlebars cause imma gotta speed ‘em
Aerospokes cause ya knows I’m dope
got more fixie swag than catholic on the pope
I am the fixie maign got all that swagger
Aero-spoke cut through like a dagger
Bigshot, Thruster I owns ‘em all
going so fast I almost hit da wawl
you don’t understand cause geared bikes suck
riding my fixie like I gives a f*ck
Scrod don’t know nuthin’ bout dem bikes
I got dat fixie swag he can take a hike
(Chorus)
I boughts my bike straight from the online
buyin in a store is for suckers who ain’t tryin’
trust me dem bike stores is crooks
my bike be fine fixie swag off the hook
“sir your bars aren’t on right”
look maign my fixie swag is tight
you just be hatin cause I gots it all
sweet azz thruster cause I likes to ball
check the sticker in the front ya you know it’s legit
swagger ass bike and you know it don’t quit
paint my chain gold so it look real nice
never oil it up cause it be too much price
Got dat Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Any references to anyone living or dead is purely coincidence and is not a legal contract hereforth or hitherto. Enjoy : )
#3412
I put a lot of miles on mine before getting my Concor. The Concor is better, but the Origin8 wasn't bad for the price.
#3413
Clark W. Griswold




Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 18,323
Likes: 6,651
From: ,location, location
Bikes: Foundry Chilkoot Ti W/Ultegra Di2, Salsa Timberjack Ti, Cinelli Mash Work RandoCross Fun Time Machine, 1x9 XT Parts Hybrid, Co-Motion Cascadia, Specialized Langster, Phil Wood Apple VeloXS Frame (w/DA 7400), R+M Supercharger2 Rohloff, Habanero Ti 26
You just don't have that Poundsign:YOLOSWAG
#3414
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 213
Likes: 0
From: Queens, Ny
Bikes: Klein Q-Pro Carbon Team, Bridgestone MB-3, Mercier Kilo TT, BB17 Karma
I wrote this little rap ditty. Some people have likened me to the Notorious Big or the Snoopy Dog Doggy or Puff Diddys so if you have enjoyed their rap ditties you will be at home here:
(Chorus)
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
I gots no brakes cause imma don’t need ‘em
drop handlebars cause imma gotta speed ‘em
Aerospokes cause ya knows I’m dope
got more fixie swag than catholic on the pope
I am the fixie maign got all that swagger
Aero-spoke cut through like a dagger
Bigshot, Thruster I owns ‘em all
going so fast I almost hit da wawl
you don’t understand cause geared bikes suck
riding my fixie like I gives a f*ck
Scrod don’t know nuthin’ bout dem bikes
I got dat fixie swag he can take a hike
(Chorus)
I boughts my bike straight from the online
buyin in a store is for suckers who ain’t tryin’
trust me dem bike stores is crooks
my bike be fine fixie swag off the hook
“sir your bars aren’t on right”
look maign my fixie swag is tight
you just be hatin cause I gots it all
sweet azz thruster cause I likes to ball
check the sticker in the front ya you know it’s legit
swagger ass bike and you know it don’t quit
paint my chain gold so it look real nice
never oil it up cause it be too much price
Got dat Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Any references to anyone living or dead is purely coincidence and is not a legal contract hereforth or hitherto. Enjoy : )
(Chorus)
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
I gots no brakes cause imma don’t need ‘em
drop handlebars cause imma gotta speed ‘em
Aerospokes cause ya knows I’m dope
got more fixie swag than catholic on the pope
I am the fixie maign got all that swagger
Aero-spoke cut through like a dagger
Bigshot, Thruster I owns ‘em all
going so fast I almost hit da wawl
you don’t understand cause geared bikes suck
riding my fixie like I gives a f*ck
Scrod don’t know nuthin’ bout dem bikes
I got dat fixie swag he can take a hike
(Chorus)
I boughts my bike straight from the online
buyin in a store is for suckers who ain’t tryin’
trust me dem bike stores is crooks
my bike be fine fixie swag off the hook
“sir your bars aren’t on right”
look maign my fixie swag is tight
you just be hatin cause I gots it all
sweet azz thruster cause I likes to ball
check the sticker in the front ya you know it’s legit
swagger ass bike and you know it don’t quit
paint my chain gold so it look real nice
never oil it up cause it be too much price
Got dat Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Fix-E Swag Yolo yolo yolo yolo
Any references to anyone living or dead is purely coincidence and is not a legal contract hereforth or hitherto. Enjoy : )
#3415
#3416
"Ferrari" "Colnogo":

THIS IS AN '07 OR '08 RALEIGH RUSH HOUR
Colnogo Ferrari Giro Pista Track Bike | eBay
:facepalm:
THIS IS AN '07 OR '08 RALEIGH RUSH HOUR
Colnogo Ferrari Giro Pista Track Bike | eBay
:facepalm:
#3421
#3422
I've been out of bikes for 10+ years and recently got back into it.
I know Thomson stuff is nice and everything is threadless....but every time I see a fat threadless stem on a beautiful slim track bike, it just kills it. Yeah, quill stems are old/flexy/PITA....but it's crazy how a simple 70 degree-ish quill (or even a 2A/Jaguar) just makes a bike look sooooo much sexier.
My old 80's Ciocc was a flexible flyer with a Cinelli quill stem but I loved looking down on that during long rides....a quill stem just looks so much better from every angle (down, side, etc..)
Yeah, I'm on the rocking chair yelling at the whippersnappers but I can't help it.
I know Thomson stuff is nice and everything is threadless....but every time I see a fat threadless stem on a beautiful slim track bike, it just kills it. Yeah, quill stems are old/flexy/PITA....but it's crazy how a simple 70 degree-ish quill (or even a 2A/Jaguar) just makes a bike look sooooo much sexier.
My old 80's Ciocc was a flexible flyer with a Cinelli quill stem but I loved looking down on that during long rides....a quill stem just looks so much better from every angle (down, side, etc..)
Yeah, I'm on the rocking chair yelling at the whippersnappers but I can't help it.
#3423
#3424
Your cog is slipping.



Joined: May 2009
Posts: 26,053
Likes: 100
From: Beverly MA
Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle
Got to the shop early this morning to find this amazing Tweaker Time Trial bike parked outside. The owner is nowhere to be found, though. Holy balls, I hope he doesn't come in once we open.




