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02-25-15 | 02:36 PM

#2451

50voltphantom

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From: SD

Bikes: Handsome Fredward, Trek 1.1

Quote:

Originally Posted by prooftheory

I feel there is a pun in here somewhere. I can't figure it out.

02-25-15 | 03:14 PM

#2452

SquidPuppet

Calamari Marionette Ph.D

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Posts: 7,861

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From: Coeur d' Alene

Bikes: 3 Chinese Gas Pipe Nerdcycles and 2 Chicago Electroforged Boat Anchors

Quote:

Originally Posted by seau grateau

Nazi bike very jackass.

It would make for a good training exercise for Jewish snipers.

02-25-15 | 03:55 PM

#2453

AristoNYC

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From: Manhattan

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Maybe he is a fan of Hindu or Buddhist symbols.

like this guy:

02-25-15 | 04:02 PM

#2454

T13

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From: CLE-OH

Bikes: '84 Basso Pista, Masi Heinz '57 SS beater. Couple Stingrays...

Quote:

Originally Posted by seau grateau

Nazi bike very jackass.

How can you tell it's a "nazi bike"? Just looks like a swastika bike to me.

02-25-15 | 04:07 PM

#2455

TejanoTrackie

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From: Ciudad de Vacas, Tejas

Bikes: 34 frames + 80 wheels

Quote:

Originally Posted by T13

How can you tell it's a "nazi bike"? Just looks like a swastika bike to me.

It all depends on which side of the bike you are standing.

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I'd like to think i have as much money as brains.

I see the light at the end of the tunnel, but the tunnel keeps getting longer - me

02-25-15 | 04:09 PM

#2456

seau grateau

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From: PHL

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You guys are right, Germans could engineer something way better than that.

02-25-15 | 04:17 PM

#2457

Unkle Rico

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From: dEnVeR

Bikes: CENTURION / LOOK / Bianchi

Quote:

Originally Posted by seau grateau

You guys are right, Germans could engineer something way better than that.

02-25-15 | 04:59 PM

#2458

cDiff Notorious

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It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

02-25-15 | 05:29 PM

#2459

t x

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From: Alameda, CA

Bikes: Windsor The Hour Plus, 2014 Novara Verita, Windsor Oxford

Quote:

Originally Posted by 50voltphantom

I feel there is a pun in here somewhere. I can't figure it out.

Tried flat resistant tires? Gone tubeless and just ended up with a bunch of goo? Introducing the Final Solution to punctures by Nazi Cycling. Our fine German engineering has produced the strongest, most puncture resistant and whitest tire and wheelset combo available. Order yours today!

This message was brought to you by Nazi Cycling: "Master the Race!"

02-25-15 | 06:02 PM

#2460

hairnet

Fresh Garbage

Joined: Apr 2009

Posts: 13,190

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From: Los Angeles

Bikes: N+1

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

It would make for a good training exercise for Jewish snipers.

Where do I sign up?

02-25-15 | 06:34 PM

#2461

Night_shift

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious

It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

02-25-15 | 06:53 PM

#2462

Scrodzilla

Your cog is slipping.

Joined: May 2009

Posts: 26,053

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From: Beverly MA

Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle

Quote:

Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious

It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

02-25-15 | 07:37 PM

#2463

JeremyLC

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From: Arlington, TX

Bikes: 2008 Surly Cross Check, 2010 Fuji Track Comp

And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

02-25-15 | 07:59 PM

#2464

Unkle Rico

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From: dEnVeR

Bikes: CENTURION / LOOK / Bianchi

Good lord

02-26-15 | 12:53 AM

#2465

murrellington

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From: San Diego

Quote:

Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious

It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

Thanks for that laugh.

02-26-15 | 06:50 AM

#2466

T13

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From: CLE-OH

Bikes: '84 Basso Pista, Masi Heinz '57 SS beater. Couple Stingrays...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeremyLC

And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

Goddamn. What a busy looking bike. It's like a Puerto Rican guy's Honda Civic, after a trip to the auto parts store and dropping $100 on stuff to stick on the car, none of which make it go faster or run better, totally ignoring the broken exhaust/muffler hanging on with a clothes hanger....

02-26-15 | 06:59 AM

#2467

bicyclelove

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From: St. Cloud Minnesota

Bikes: 1981 Miyata 210, 1987 Miyata 615GT, 1990 Miyata CT3000, 1993 Cannondale M300, 1994 Cannondale Killer V, 1995 Cannondale R500, 2010 Cannondale F4, 2015 Framed Minnesota 3.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by t x

tried flat resistant tires? Gone tubeless and just ended up with a bunch of goo? Introducing the final solution to punctures by nazi cycling. Our fine german engineering has produced the strongest, most puncture resistant and whitest tire and wheelset combo available. Order yours today!

This message was brought to you by nazi cycling: "master the race!"

lmfao

02-26-15 | 10:55 AM

#2468

SquidPuppet

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From: Coeur d' Alene

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JeremyLC

And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

Theme? What theme?

02-26-15 | 01:06 PM

#2469

JeremyLC

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From: Arlington, TX

Bikes: 2008 Surly Cross Check, 2010 Fuji Track Comp

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeremyLC

And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

I found the manufacturer's page for that one (That price is about $114): Buy Hercules MTB ATOM D360 boys bicycle online in India ? Hercules Bicycles

02-28-15 | 10:59 PM

#2470

Night_shift

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More Pacific NW madness:

Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

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02-28-15 | 11:02 PM

#2471

Night_shift

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Custom Schwinn Lowrider Bike Frame
"It has a cruiser front with a bmx rear custom welded together. It is very low, and long (chopper style) but I would suggest continuing pimping this thing out."

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02-28-15 | 11:28 PM

#2472

hairnet

Fresh Garbage

Joined: Apr 2009

Posts: 13,190

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From: Los Angeles

Bikes: N+1

02-28-15 | 11:54 PM

#2473

TenSpeedV2

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Bikes: Felt TK2, Felt Z5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Night_shift

More Pacific NW madness:

Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

On a black or white bike, those wheels might not look that bad. I don't hate them, I don't love them by any means, but I don't hate them. Would try them out on a white bike.

03-01-15 | 11:18 AM

#2474

veganbikes

Clark W. Griswold

Joined: Mar 2014

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From: ,location, location

Bikes: Foundry Chilkoot Ti W/Ultegra Di2, Salsa Timberjack Ti, Cinelli Mash Work RandoCross Fun Time Machine, 1x9 XT Parts Hybrid, Co-Motion Cascadia, Specialized Langster, Phil Wood Apple VeloXS Frame (w/DA 7400), R+M Supercharger2 Rohloff, Habanero Ti 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Night_shift

More Pacific NW madness:

Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

Ska bike, son! Put some Specials stickers on there and be set for life! Why be the Man with No Name working for the Rat Race when you could be a Three Minute Hero riding through the Concrete Jungle on this bad boy. (for clarification Three Minute Hero is a Selecter song)