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Singlespeed & Fixed Gear "I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five. Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer? We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!"-- Henri Desgrange (31 January 1865 - 16 August 1940)

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Old 05-15-13 | 09:21 AM
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Okay, have this one instead:

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Old 05-15-13 | 10:01 AM
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Dat momentum.
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That would be spectacular. A trail of blood and sealant.
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Old 05-15-13 | 10:27 AM
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I would loooove to see that thing going 20 mph and bouncing all around with that wheel balance
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Old 05-15-13 | 10:27 AM
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Old 05-15-13 | 10:28 AM
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Dude looks like he's coming in for a seat sniff.
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Old 05-15-13 | 11:15 AM
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What is that stuff on the seat tube?
A drag chute.
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Old 05-15-13 | 11:35 AM
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Okay, have this one instead:

Is he wearing wood sunglasses?
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Old 05-15-13 | 11:50 AM
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Needs to be ridden with clogs.
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Old 05-15-13 | 01:37 PM
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First post fail. They're just risers with track grips on them.

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Old 05-15-13 | 01:47 PM
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Old 05-15-13 | 05:27 PM
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unrideable geo

300yd turning radius

900lb wheels

metal seat

tight ass chain
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Old 05-15-13 | 06:00 PM
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Old 05-15-13 | 06:46 PM
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pseudo salt flats racer look. I kinda like.
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Old 05-15-13 | 06:47 PM
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I like how it's set up so that you knee yourself in the face every time you pedal it.
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Old 05-15-13 | 07:25 PM
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Gorilla geo
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Old 05-15-13 | 07:49 PM
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Old 05-15-13 | 08:42 PM
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Old 05-15-13 | 09:08 PM
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That could have been awesome too dammit.
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Old 05-15-13 | 09:12 PM
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Looks like one of those Serenity frames. Shame shame.
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Old 05-15-13 | 09:16 PM
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I like how it's set up so that you knee yourself in the face every time you pedal it.
doesn't look that comfortable but i think you won't hit your face at least
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Old 05-15-13 | 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by frantik
doesn't look that comfortable but i think you won't hit your face at least
Put some ape hangers on that thing and you have a Rans Stratus,

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Old 05-15-13 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by frantik
doesn't look that comfortable but i think you won't hit your face at least
Ah, well I probably have twice as much leg as her, so I'd probably be kneeing both of us in the face if I sat on it.
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Old 05-15-13 | 09:32 PM
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Old 05-15-13 | 09:39 PM
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doesn't look that comfortable but i think you won't hit your face at least
Something looks really wrong with her helmet.
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Old 05-15-13 | 10:03 PM
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looks like a wheel chair
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