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Old 05-31-13 | 06:25 PM
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looks like the saddle is hella low but then it has a big ass head tube, riser stem, bum bars and also the tri bars are raised up.. wat
Yeah I wondered about that too. I also love the tiny downward pointing light on the end of the tri bars.
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Old 05-31-13 | 06:49 PM
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brb gotta go do a time trial on my Thruster then give my buddy a ride to the bodega on my pegs

The headlight appears to be aimed to alert Batman.
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Old 05-31-13 | 07:07 PM
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Old 06-01-13 | 02:22 AM
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..i don't think this actually real...

..i'd also like to think that none of the bikes in this whole thread are real..

but they are...

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Old 06-01-13 | 02:24 AM
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Old 06-01-13 | 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by sheepdog84


..i don't think this actually real...

..i'd also like to think that none of the bikes in this whole thread are real..

but they are...

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https://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/...nkey-light-pro
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Old 06-01-13 | 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by sinikl
The headlight appears to be aimed to alert Batman.
Originally Posted by hairnet
it's a computer

It's the Scrod Light calling our hero to defend a helpless fixie from the attentions of a home mechanic with a spanner.
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Old 06-01-13 | 07:31 AM
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It's the Scrod Light calling our hero to defend a helpless fixie from the attentions of a home mechanic with a spanner.
It's too hot outside to wear a cape right now. That fool is on his own.
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Old 06-01-13 | 07:35 AM
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Dreads = cape
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Old 06-01-13 | 10:22 AM
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Old 06-01-13 | 12:19 PM
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Old 06-01-13 | 12:32 PM
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Old 06-01-13 | 04:20 PM
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This sick whip could be yours for 500. https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/3841990598.html

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Old 06-01-13 | 05:07 PM
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Old 06-01-13 | 11:11 PM
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Old 06-02-13 | 12:29 PM
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It's the Scrod Light
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Old 06-02-13 | 03:51 PM
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Old 06-02-13 | 06:13 PM
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Old 06-02-13 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRealFaux
Chode, negative and cheapo Cinelli stem, Riding that bike would make you a total jackass.
Why are chode stems frowned upon here? Don't they give you twitchier steering, which is what these tarck bikes are looking for anyways (same principle for smaller diameter steering wheels in cars)?

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Old 06-02-13 | 09:08 PM
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Chode stem means your frame doesn't fit.
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Old 06-02-13 | 09:45 PM
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Why are chode stems frowned upon here? Don't they give you twitcher steering, which is what these tarck bikes are looking for anyways (same principle for smaller diameter steering wheels in cars)?
Smaller diameter steering wheels? It's 2013, there's power steering.

Stem length has no effect on trail, and therefore no effect on handling.
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Old 06-02-13 | 09:56 PM
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I don't think it's accurate to say all bikes with <100mm stems are too big for the rider. I have a fairly short torso compared to my inseam, so I often use ~80-90mm stems and still have quite a bit of seatpost showing. I also don't understand you guys harshing on saddles slammed forward. It's not like you have measured that person's KOPS, or anything else, to determine if their bike fits. As long as someone feels comfortable and rides their bike, I don't care too much what the setup is. Function>form. Some of you guys are roadie-fashionista whiners.
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Old 06-02-13 | 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Huffandstuff
This sick whip could be yours for 500. https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bik/3841990598.html

at least the head tube is steeper than the seat tube, which is more than i can say for a lot on raleigh.craigslist.org
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Old 06-02-13 | 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Nagrom_
Smaller diameter steering wheels? It's 2013, there's power steering.

Stem length has no effect on trail, and therefore no effect on handling.
Because trail is the only thing that affects handling?

Think about it. I do a barspin with a short stem and a long stem. The longer stem has a larger circumference, meaning that there more circular distance traveled per change in degrees. A smaller stem would lead to a larger relative change in angular position per distance rotated (twitchier, more responsive steering).

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Old 06-02-13 | 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by GMJ
Because trail is the only thing that affects handling?

Think about it. I do a barspin with a short stem and a long stem. The longer stem has a larger circumference, meaning that there more circular distance traveled per change in degrees. A smaller stem would lead to a larger relative change in angular position per distance rotated (twitchier, more responsive steering).
The differences are negligible. The width of your handlebars would have more of an effect probably.
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