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Old 03-03-08, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by magicant
We rode by her house on a past Santa Barbara ride and she was outside, but Ovo couldn't get her attention.
i wouldnt want to(no racist)
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
i wouldnt want to(no racist)
Oh, knock it off, you silly. If Oprah smushed your face all into those massive hot tattas she has, you'd be stuttering and blubbering like a baby begging for milk and we all know it!
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Oh, roll over and go back to sleep sonny!
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I'm impressed; Ovo's gotten nearly three pages of replies off of, "you are all noobs that is all."

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Originally Posted by merider1
Oh, knock it off, you silly. If Oprah smushed your face all into those massive hot tattas she has, you'd be stuttering and blubbering like a baby begging for milk and we all know it!
i like girls that weigh less than me sry
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Oh, roll over and go back to sleep sonny!
r u mad?
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Old 03-03-08, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
i like girls that weigh less than me sry
Nice try...you know you're sucking your thumb right now.

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Originally Posted by ovoleg
r u mad?
no, he was laughing at me. And stop channeling dddave. It doesn't work for you.
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Originally Posted by iamtim
I'm impressed; Ovo's gotten nearly three pages of replies off of, "you are all noobs that is all."

Ovo is special and he knows I sincerely like him. He's just having fun. But seriously, I'm going to get up all personal with him if he doesn't agree to the short shopping soon. He is making a thief out of me since I collected money for those shorts.
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Originally Posted by merider1
Nice try...you know you're sucking your thumb right now.

i met this hot bartender girl last weekend but i couldnt get her number

she was a solid 9.5

id do her until i couldnt see straight

opraha is a solid 1.00004. Maybe if I was blind, deaf and stupid id even consider holding her hand

oprah is overrated and stupid, the only ppl who lsiten to her are drones of mindless women who cant think for themselves...in otherwords, easy prey
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Originally Posted by merider1
no, he was laughing at me. And stop channeling dddave. It doesn't work for you.
I'm alpha, theres only one of me...

this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best
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Old 03-03-08, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
i met this hot bartender girl last weekend but i couldnt get her number

she was a solid 9.5

id do her until i couldnt see straight
Ummm....wow...the young man is...um...growing.

Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.

In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.

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Originally Posted by merider1
and men who know their way around the "man in the boat,"
That's how they tricked me into joining the navy...
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
I'm alpha, theres only one of me...

this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best
Oh, dddave is going to kick your...never mind. He's not.

Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you.
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Originally Posted by merider1
Oh, dddave is going to kick your...never mind. He's not.

Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you.
hes got nice legs (no ****)

Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no ****)
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Originally Posted by merider1
Ummm....wow...the young man is...um...growing.

Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.

In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.

i aint into millions

thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
hes got nice legs (no ****)

Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no ****)
You are too funny.

Okay, damnit, choose a date for the short shopping, or I'll find you....I'll find you...I'll...find........................................................................you.
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
i aint into millions

thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas
You forgot the "man in a boat"

Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?"
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Originally Posted by merider1
You forgot the "man in a boat"

Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?"
i prefer to meet women instead
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
Originally Posted by merider1
Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?"
i prefer to meet women instead


Pwned.
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Originally Posted by iamtim
Fine, i prefer women under 22
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Yer funny, Ovo. How's the fixie doing? Still rolling well?
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Fine, i prefer women under 22
Someone needs to take an anatomy class.

Oh, and under 22 but over 18, right?
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