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Old 08-15-13, 07:31 AM
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With the cooler morning weather and the road season finished, I find myself really wishing I still had a mountain bike. I think I just need to spend some time in the woods.
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Originally Posted by Jandro

Don't those things in his ears bang around while he's riding? Does the wind whistle through them when he gets up to speed?

A friend of mine races single speed 'cross, rides and races single speed mtb and often rides ss/fixed on the road. I think he's 65 now and I should ask him why he hates derailleurs. Or maybe he hates shifters.
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So for those who manscape, what do you use? I normally use this ****ty beard trimmer, but it just died. Trying to use a razor is 100 times harder due to the risk of actually cutting yourself. Got any suggestions?
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Originally Posted by Racer Ex
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I found this entire comment to be deeply entertaining, and I love cyclocross.

From now on I will be calling cross barriers "fixed fortifications" and jump them as if I were racing against Rommel at Dunkirk.
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Originally Posted by jsutkeepspining
So for those who manscape, what do you use? I normally use this ****ty beard trimmer, but it just died. Trying to use a razor is 100 times harder due to the risk of actually cutting yourself. Got any suggestions?

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Originally Posted by jsutkeepspining
So for those who manscape, what do you use? I normally use this ****ty beard trimmer, but it just died. Trying to use a razor is 100 times harder due to the risk of actually cutting yourself. Got any suggestions?
https://www.amazon.com/Philips-BG2020.../dp/B000EG8HLE

and for beard trimming:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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I actually use a razor, specifically a Gillette Venus. The design of the head clears more efficiently than others and helps to prevent razor burn. You learn pretty quickly what techniques work and what doesn't.

Alternatively, you could try this:

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Originally Posted by jsutkeepspining
So for those who manscape, what do you use? I normally use this ****ty beard trimmer, but it just died. Trying to use a razor is 100 times harder due to the risk of actually cutting yourself. Got any suggestions?
Just wax it. Or use Nair.
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@thechemist. sorry to hear. Hope you have a speedy recovery

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he lost all his hipster creds when Coke decided to name a jazz club in his honor

Originally Posted by Racer Ex
Maybe we need to form up a BF twilight crit team. Tour the country taking candy from the babies.

Track under the lights is pretty bad ass as well:

man, someone needs an earful for looking like as aero as a brick
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Originally Posted by jsutkeepspining
So for those who manscape, what do you use? I normally use this ****ty beard trimmer, but it just died. Trying to use a razor is 100 times harder due to the risk of actually cutting yourself. Got any suggestions?
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I did one Cyclocross race. It was hard, but made even more difficult by my poor decisions. Mostly I decided I was only "participating" in the race, so I chose to start in the back. What a disaster. I quickly learned how few people could actually turn or corner. It was miserable trying to get past everyone.

But mostly, by the time cross season rolls around, I am just too tired of racing and training to really put any effort into it. The road season here starts in late January and runs until early September - road and cross races overlap. And I need some weekends at home and not driving out to races.

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I use something similar to this with no guard in order to shave everything but my legs. The legs get razor smoothy goodness.
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https://www.straightrazordesigns.com/

straight blades take a bit of work and practice but nothing will get you closer to that silky baby smooth skin. In the long run it is also the cheapest option!
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Jandro has no hipster cred. Didn't he actually put his fixie on a track? Plus he does hill repeats and put an SRM on his road bike. Nope, no cred.
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Originally Posted by grolby
Working like a normal person this week, so I'm a bit behind on BF talk, so sorry for blabbing about myself. After a year of underemployment, it's a bit weird (in a good way), I need to reschedule pretty much my entire life though. It looks like maintaining a training schedule will definitely require switching to early AM rides, that will be the biggest challenge of all. I'll adapt to the job, but riding hard after a day of standing at the bench will be hard. Right now I'm pretty smoked after a day of work. We'll see. Transitions are hard, sheesh. I should be in the middle of my base for cyclocross right now. But that's not what really matters right now, what matters now is, I have a job, I'm getting married in 2 months, life is good. I'm going to race my cross bike and dig it even if I get crushed in every race. Is it totally lame to say that you guys here have helped me stay sane for the last year? I don't care if it is. The 33 rocks.
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Originally Posted by thechemist
chiro missed it but probably my fault for seeing a chiropractor. Crash was the cause. I am just trying not to research this stuff online,depressing. Hoping it's just a pain management thing as its just the top of my hip that is chipped.
Heal up quick man. Sorry to hear about the crack.
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a) I use the Ron Jeremy belt sander.

b) Heal up.
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Originally Posted by revchuck
Jandro has no hipster cred. Didn't he actually put his fixie on a track? Plus he does hill repeats and put an SRM on his road bike. Nope, no cred.
Keep it under wraps would ya? I got a reputation to uphold.

I did hear someone mention 'hipster roadies' one time. What does that even mean?

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So for those who manscape, what do you use? I normally use this ****ty beard trimmer, but it just died. Trying to use a razor is 100 times harder due to the risk of actually cutting yourself. Got any suggestions?
The term 'manscaping' should never be use in conversation unless you're writing a ****ty Cosmo article. In which case you should feel bad about the life decisions that brought you to that point.

Get a good beard trimmer (norelco makes good stuff). Join dollarshaveclub.com for razors (a fresh, sharp razor will make it less likely that you cut yourself). Get good aftercare lotion to soothe the skin if you're getting post-shave irritation. Otherwise, just htfu.

Also, I'd support a temp ban for the afore-quoted sentence.
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Originally Posted by big john
Don't those things in his ears bang around while he's riding? Does the wind whistle through them when he gets up to speed?
Mine are metal as well and bang around incessantly against my helmet buckles. If I get in the wind just right they whistle worse than whistle tips(it's the whoo whooo!). I think it helps unsettle other racers in the pack, giving me a slight advantage. Totally worth it.
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if you guys drill some holes through your chest it might make you more aero.
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Originally Posted by gsteinb
if you guys drill some holes through your chest it might make you more aero.
And think of the weight savings. Genius!
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No bike here, but even the kids can tell how much better the beaches are in HI vs. TX.
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The cyclocross stuff is funny. I feel exactly the same way. It's like the old Air Force/Army joke about jumping out of perfectly good airplanes. I see no reason to get off of a superior mode of transport only to use my much inferior legs.
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Originally Posted by Jandro
Get a good beard trimmer (norelco makes good stuff). Join dollarshaveclub.com for razors (a fresh, sharp razor will make it less likely that you cut yourself). Get good aftercare lotion to soothe the skin if you're getting post-shave irritation. Otherwise, just htfu.
You use the dollarshaveclub? I'm interested. Good stuff?
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