this was the running as of 10-26, when it pretty much died:
Not sure if anyone else agrees, but here is what I gather so far:

Most likely to succeed sometime…we hope
Matt Gaunt
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=72174

Best/Worst question
Lucklust
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=70950
CPHFXT
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=65575
Lobo
http://www.bikeforums.net/search.php?searchid=521521

Best Dressed
2Rodies
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=63157

Should Have a Town Named After Them
MERTON
(just search the WHOLE of the forums…too many URLs to post)
I believe XTC wrote a song about this possibility…

Lightweight (Says the most, does the least)
53-11

The “just because you knew you shouldn’t have”
s2sxiii
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=71316

Cuz MKRG says so
bostontrevor
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthrea...84&page=5&pp=25 (post #103)

keep in mind that these are for fun. If you are offended by being on here OR not being on here, whatever...no soup for you