3 day turnaround is par here, so thanks!

So, what kind of "funny stuff" is in that box? Something completely legal in Oregon?

:innocent:

This is very exciting. And perfect timing!

Here are the contents of the box as received.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Ib...w1022-h1360-no

Here was my initial take. I didn't take a picture of my final take. I didn't really want (much) more than this, but with the crap I added, there just wasn't room in the box, so I took some extra crap out.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Qx...w1022-h1360-no

This really is a funny game. I doubt anyone gets $18.75 worth of crap from playing, but it's fun anyway.

OMG, delete that first image! Must not look!

Flag [MENTION=152773]noglider[/MENTION]'s last post for inappropriate image!

Images not working on my end, thank goodness.

That's so weird. I was able to display the pictures in a not-logged-in window, which I thought should be the test. Anyway, I moved the pictures to another shared album, and I think you can see them now.

USPS tells me they delivered the box o crap to jadesfire today, so she'll see it when she gets home tonight.

Just got the email notification. The BOC has landed! Pics tonight, and I can ship out tomorrow afternoon pending [MENTION=45088]nlerner[/MENTION] sending me an address.

Sending a PM!

Choose wisely, another package is in Connecticut, getting very close to you today.

Your one pic is a rule 8 violation:
"8. Photograph the box contents as received (not a completely-revealing photo - just the box open and the crap on the top of the pile) and post"

Is that the second BOC? I'm in Louisiana, and despite our reputation down here for a less that stellar educational system, I am pretty sure Connecticut is closer to nlerner. Awaiting a preference and/or a ruling from my senior Crapsters.

Nay, the "other" package is full of this, a bit larger, some assembly required. The BOC might provide some useful bits. If it does, the bike would qualify for one of these:

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5663/3...735aa848_b.jpg

Copy that, Crapmaster. My confusion is abated.

I will add to my title, "Confusion Abater"

Better than being a Master, it would seem.

I thought that was a minimum. Is going above and beyond the wrong idea?

Since [MENTION=152773]noglider[/MENTION] is a Crapmaster Emerti, I cannot rule on this issue. It can only be resolved by vote of the Supreme Council of the Emerti of Crap.

Speaking of which, I just found pictures of the day in 2012 when [MENTION=238716]TimmyT[/MENTION] and [MENTION=190364]lostarchitect[/MENTION] came over, and we passed the box around.

Well, we like to be teased, and not go full-on Hustler mag, if you know what I mean. Maintain some mystery, and just show a little ankle. :)

That's definitely beyond the statues of limitation, so post them if you can!

Boxes of Crapness Past

That's most definitely not crap.

OK here is the album. [MENTION=238716]TimmyT[/MENTION], let me know if you want me to remove the images of your face.

Like this?

https://www.propublica.org/images/ar...s_redacted.jpg

And this is a great image of drillium that is terrible:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/Aa...=w1225-h923-no

I think we can agree that this would detract value from a bike, and likely from the b-o'-c

I think I saw that on a Moser once.