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Old 06-17-08 | 05:49 PM
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Thanks guys, all these bikes are FAR uglier than mine!
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Old 06-17-08 | 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bkrownd
Thanks guys, all these bikes are FAR uglier than mine!
Oh, I have a nice bike too... It just doesn't like to be locked downtown
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Old 06-18-08 | 04:56 AM
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At quick first glance the headlights on your bike remind me of Johnny 5.
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Old 06-18-08 | 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver


Nope... that isn't even close to ugly.
But...where do you put your anvil? Kudos for carrying so much!
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Old 06-18-08 | 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by xixiviii
At quick first glance the headlights on your bike remind me of Johnny 5.
Doh! I just spent 2min looking for "johnny s"
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Old 06-18-08 | 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Buglady
Preach it, brother!! Right now my focus is on finding something for my sister, who has a semi-crappy mountain bike that does not fit. It's her birthday in a couple of weeks and I want to surprise her with a city bike that's ready to go on grocery runs and out for pathway rides. She probably won't commute, since she works at night and would be looking at about 40 kms round trip, but she did specifically say she would like to do weekend rides and errands. I am hunting for a mixte, ideally!

I'll definitely stop in if I make it up north. Actually I'm hoping to ride the Tour d'Alberta in July so that gets me in the area anyway.

Check your PM's, I have a question about a Raleigh Twenty.
Query answered (I hope) and it would be pretty cool to meet someone who seems do cool.

And as for my friend Lamplight... get that good looking bike out of this thread... it's an insult to the truly ugly bikes of which, I have yet to see any.
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Old 06-18-08 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Toddorado
But...where do you put your anvil? Kudos for carrying so much!
That was a special occasion of sorts... 30lbs of fresh produce I had to get home somehow! I've since acquired a larger set of panniers, retired the milk crate, and gifted the basket to someone (it looked SO pretty on the ladies' Raleigh I fixed up for a friend ).

As for anvil... heh. I actually have one. It's really small and I use it for jewellery making. It has travelled with me on several occasions and I do have fun with people's expressions when they pick up my luggage, gasp at its weight, and ask what I have in there. "An anvil and some rocks," I reply with perfect truth...
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Old 06-18-08 | 09:28 AM
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I guess my old CCM is a little scruffy and she does get taken on the commute from time to time... since she is such a senior citizen (she's 75) I don't work her too hard and she's on my list for a full on restoration.

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Old 06-18-08 | 09:32 AM
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Well, I don't think it's that ugly, but here's my commuter (again).
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Old 06-18-08 | 09:35 AM
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rhm - That's not even close to being ugly.

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Old 10-21-08 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by wahoonc
My former commuter...over 15,000 miles worth and still ridable.

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Not ugly! I really like it...
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Old 10-21-08 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Ka_Jun
Post a pic.

Here's mine.

I saw a homeless man in Detoit riding a bike with the same configuration.

It must be ugly.
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Old 10-21-08 | 03:16 PM
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Treespeed, is that an old Kona Hot? Such a sweet frame if it is...!
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Old 10-21-08 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by xixiviii
At quick first glance the headlights on your bike remind me of Johnny 5.
No disassemble!!!!
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Old 10-21-08 | 05:11 PM
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I love all my bikes but if I had to pick the ugliest in the stable, it would be my old Gary Fisher Wahoo. But I still ride it almost every other day.
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Old 10-21-08 | 06:07 PM
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I should get points for the homemade fenders, the kick stand and the peeling decals among other things.





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Old 10-21-08 | 06:30 PM
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Am I the only one here who does not understand how the cranks on that Condor work? Am I really seeing what I think I am? Both crank arms down at the same time? Is this a bike intended to be ridden by a kangaroo?

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Old 10-21-08 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by wahoonc
My former commuter...over 15,000 miles worth and still ridable.

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That's pretty ugly, Aaron, but it gets even uglier with BASKETS!

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Old 10-21-08 | 06:58 PM
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I think I must have won this contest... this really is an ugly bike... even when it's in the sun.

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Old 10-21-08 | 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver
I think I must have won this contest... this really is an ugly bike... even when it's in the sun.
I'm not so sure about that - my 9 year old son just walked into the room while I was viewing this thread, saw your bike and said "Whoa Mom, scroll back down, that bike is *so awesome*." I kid you not.

Which just goes to show that there really is no such thing as an ugly bike.
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Old 10-21-08 | 09:40 PM
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I love that ugly old bike and it does seem that people like her... you can tell your son that bike is 75 years old and was made in Canada (it's a CCM).

Just wait 'til spring... she will have a new coat of paint in the proper colours.
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Old 10-21-08 | 09:53 PM
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My old ride, now retired from active duty. Surprisingly no one has ever tried to steal it.
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Old 10-22-08 | 06:53 AM
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I almost bought a 199something mountain bike to use as a winter bike. The damn thing was bright pink. It was fugly. I wanted it bad.

Then I remembered I don't have a garage, yard, or any other place to put an ice covered bike.
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Old 10-22-08 | 07:08 AM
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Here's one for the contest.
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Old 10-22-08 | 07:16 AM
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This is where I post pictures of modern Huffy bikes....

But I'll spare you... this time.

My commuter is puuuurty, so no pics on here.
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