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#176
Yes, and the curmudgeon conversations about how remotes were the epitome of laziness because how hard was it to just get up and turn the knob? But if that was the case, why was it always you (the kid) that had to do the getting up?
Does anyone else miss the old tube sets, because they were a nice warm perch for the cat to sit on?
Does anyone else miss the old tube sets, because they were a nice warm perch for the cat to sit on?
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And, now they are having some high school, and even college classes for slide rule, because the students seem to get a better grasp of mathematical functions by using a rule. Must be why I still use, and collect, slides, perhaps I am just ahead of the curve for once in my life.
Bill
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Typing classes are akin to required slide rule classes for engineering students, I managed to test out of that one since I had to do a 6 week slide rule module, for physics class, in high school.
And, now they are having some high school, and even college classes for slide rule, because the students seem to get a better grasp of mathematical functions by using a rule. Must be why I still use, and collect, slides, perhaps I am just ahead of the curve for once in my life.
Bill
And, now they are having some high school, and even college classes for slide rule, because the students seem to get a better grasp of mathematical functions by using a rule. Must be why I still use, and collect, slides, perhaps I am just ahead of the curve for once in my life.
Bill
We used to have slide rule competitions, all the way up to the State level. Just a timed list of computations, progressively harder, and some of those kids were machines with eye-blink speed. I had no chance; I thought they were obsolete even then and refused to practice. Except I won second at District by putting the slide rule aside and doing it mentally using the Trachtenberg System that I'd modified for three significant digits. Might have been first had not the test monitor interrupted to accuse me of cheating

Do anyone but engineers use electronic calculators any more? Other than cell phones ... we'll soon be three generations behind: slide rule, calculator, desktop computer ...
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You know you're old when you sign up for a keyboarding class and when you get there you find out it's typing not a music keyboard.
#182
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I remember when 'Word Processor' was a title for the secretary cleared to operate the Wang machine!
I still have the slide rule I bought as a freshman and I learned to operate one of these:
I still have the slide rule I bought as a freshman and I learned to operate one of these:
#183
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I pretty much stopped using calculators when my HP 11c died... I can't think in anything but RPN. I got an app for my phone but it's not the same.
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A major advantage to the slide rule is that you really must set up the problem in a mathematically correct manner before you even pick up the slide rule, and estimate your result so you at least get the decimal point in the right place. With calculators, it's too easy to just start pressing buttons and blindly accept whatever number it spits out at the end.
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I am young and don't know about the slide rule but I am intrigued. The same goes for RPN, I had to look that up.
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#188
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A major advantage to the slide rule is that you really must set up the problem in a mathematically correct manner before you even pick up the slide rule, and estimate your result so you at least get the decimal point in the right place. With calculators, it's too easy to just start pressing buttons and blindly accept whatever number it spits out at the end.
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They were like tuning forks. We also discovered the doppler effect allowed you to use the volume button to change the channel by moving the whole device quickly towards the receiver.
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A major advantage to the slide rule is that you really must set up the problem in a mathematically correct manner before you even pick up the slide rule, and estimate your result so you at least get the decimal point in the right place. With calculators, it's too easy to just start pressing buttons and blindly accept whatever number it spits out at the end.
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Oh man, that really gets to me. Here in Manhattan, we have our own north, south, east, and west, since the island is tipped slightly east (at the north end). But disregarding that, everyone knows which way north is, because the avenues go north-south, and the streets go east-west. You can say, "I'll meet you on the northeast corner of 53rd St and 10th Ave," because it is so precise. My 24-year-old daughter can do this, but she says her peers can't because they use smartphone apps to get where they are going. Argh! The city is so well laid out, learn a thing or two!
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#192
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Nobody would expect someone who was laid up in bed for 6 months to be able to ride a bike 50 miles. However people forget that we need to maintain basic mental skills through regular use (exercise) or they go away. I never cease to be amazed (just an figure of speech, actually I'm used to it) by how dependent on their gadgets people have gotten.
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An ounce of diagnosis is worth a pound of cure.
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An ounce of diagnosis is worth a pound of cure.
Just because I'm tired of arguing, doesn't mean you're right.
“One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions” - Adm Grace Murray Hopper - USN
WARNING, I'm from New York. Thin skinned people should maintain safe distance.
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When you still know PC DOS commands.
xcopy C:\Users\oldnslow\Pictures\*.* z:\pics\ /s /e /c /v /y /d
When you remember having minimum wage was $1.86hr.
When Ricky and Lucy's bedroom and 2 beds with a nightstand between them.
When not remembering things in the 60s was not from old age.
xcopy C:\Users\oldnslow\Pictures\*.* z:\pics\ /s /e /c /v /y /d
When you remember having minimum wage was $1.86hr.
When Ricky and Lucy's bedroom and 2 beds with a nightstand between them.
When not remembering things in the 60s was not from old age.
See you're active on several threads, always enjoy the comments on whatever the subject. Never been to Long Island, doesn't Bill O'Reilly live there?
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You know you're old when you get excited about a new BF thread on bunions, and you respond to it, and tell your wife about it, and order a bunion-gadget your learned about in the thread...
#198
My dog could change stations simply by the clinkng of the tags in his collar. I always thought that he was smarter than the average GSD.
#199
This may have been posted elsewhere, but you know that you are getting old when you watch re-runs of your favorite childhood shows and the "mature" women in the show now look young and oh so hot.
Mrs. Brown, of My Favorite Martian fame, now looks positively yummy. Oh my!
Mrs. Brown, of My Favorite Martian fame, now looks positively yummy. Oh my!
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This may have been posted elsewhere, but you know that you are getting old when you watch re-runs of your favorite childhood shows and the "mature" women in the show now look young and oh so hot.
Mrs. Brown, of My Favorite Martian fame, now looks positively yummy. Oh my!
Mrs. Brown, of My Favorite Martian fame, now looks positively yummy. Oh my!
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