What is a Fred?
#101
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BTW, where do I find the official definitions and/or approved terms for use by Serious Cyclists™ who post of such matters on BF?
#103
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When I decided to take this cycling stuff "seriously", I put forth a major effort to NOT be a Fred. I went ahead and purchased the cycling shorts, the shoes, then some nice-looking decent jerseys...helmets, sunglasses, gloves, all the while conscious of my color coordination. I bought a couple of bikes because, well...two is better than one (not crazy expensive ones, but still).
So I'm thinking that all my efforts to avoid Frediness has put me on the road to Poseurville.
I don't care. I'm enjoying myself.
So I'm thinking that all my efforts to avoid Frediness has put me on the road to Poseurville.

I don't care. I'm enjoying myself.
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I have ridden with this particular fella for about 6 years both mountain and paved path. I continued to ride in non cycling type clothing and stayed with my flat bar road bike that had gotten me through two centuries, even without traditional cycling wear.
My buddy though over time slowly began changing his attire until one day he appeared in a red and white jersey, lycra shorts and fancy shimano shoes. At the time I could not find the words to express my reaction to his attire but having read what a Fred is I now know I witnessed his complete transition from Fred to UnFred. I still don't trust him, lol
My buddy though over time slowly began changing his attire until one day he appeared in a red and white jersey, lycra shorts and fancy shimano shoes. At the time I could not find the words to express my reaction to his attire but having read what a Fred is I now know I witnessed his complete transition from Fred to UnFred. I still don't trust him, lol
#106
I have ridden with this particular fella for about 6 years both mountain and paved path. I continued to ride in non cycling type clothing and stayed with my flat bar road bike that had gotten me through two centuries, even without traditional cycling wear.
My buddy though over time slowly began changing his attire until one day he appeared in a red and white jersey, lycra shorts and fancy shimano shoes. At the time I could not find the words to express my reaction to his attire but having read what a Fred is I now know I witnessed his complete transition from Fred to UnFred. I still don't trust him, lol
My buddy though over time slowly began changing his attire until one day he appeared in a red and white jersey, lycra shorts and fancy shimano shoes. At the time I could not find the words to express my reaction to his attire but having read what a Fred is I now know I witnessed his complete transition from Fred to UnFred. I still don't trust him, lol
#107
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Is this really a valid discussion? Who actually uses derogatory names to call cyclists who approach cycling in a casual manner? I think that most of us, here, are above that, or should be, anyway. Although it is probably best to take this subject with a sense of humor, I don't think un-flattering names are at all helpful.
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measuring anybody's seriousness at anything by sizing up their appearance is probably going to be incorrect
#109
Is this really a valid discussion? Who actually uses derogatory names to call cyclists who approach cycling in a casual manner? I think that most of us, here, are above that, or should be, anyway. Although it is probably best to take this subject with a sense of humor, I don't think un-flattering names are at all helpful.
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So when I ride my old town bike down to the Farmer's Mkt wearing whatever I had on at home I'm a "Fred"?
When I air up the tires on the C&V Vitus that I used to race and head out into the hills wearing faded team kit I'm a different flavor of bike rider?
Using a properly configured machine for different cycling purposes in comfortable clothing appropriate to that purpose seems like common sense to me, not a reason to get all Style Police Correct about what anyone else is up to on their bike or costume.
-Bandera
When I air up the tires on the C&V Vitus that I used to race and head out into the hills wearing faded team kit I'm a different flavor of bike rider?

Using a properly configured machine for different cycling purposes in comfortable clothing appropriate to that purpose seems like common sense to me, not a reason to get all Style Police Correct about what anyone else is up to on their bike or costume.
-Bandera
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Cheers!
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If you ever put a 3' pool noodle with a flag on the side your bike to ensure drivers obey the 3' law, you might be a Fred.
If you have more than a bike computer and headlight clamped to your handlebars, you might be a Fred.
If you gopro the full 30 minute commute to work every day and post each one to youtube, you might be a Fred.
If you wear an orange safety vest any time riding a bike, you might be a Fred.
If you complain about presta velve stems, you might be a Fred.
Not that any of these are bad, or wrong...just saying they're a bit on the Fredly side.
If you have more than a bike computer and headlight clamped to your handlebars, you might be a Fred.
If you gopro the full 30 minute commute to work every day and post each one to youtube, you might be a Fred.
If you wear an orange safety vest any time riding a bike, you might be a Fred.
If you complain about presta velve stems, you might be a Fred.
Not that any of these are bad, or wrong...just saying they're a bit on the Fredly side.
#118
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Unless your name actually is Fred, in which case you've managed to reverse the curse and are free to continue.
You lose points, however, if you only achieve Fred-ness by anagramming your name. I might qualify with the "ph" subbing for the "f" but still lack a "d."
"Fred" is a derisive term used by "serious" road cyclists to describe other cyclists who do not conform to serious road cyclists' norms with regard to dress and equipment, and appear amateurish to them. The term is generally reserved for men, while the rare female Fred is sometimes called a "Doris."
You lose points, however, if you only achieve Fred-ness by anagramming your name. I might qualify with the "ph" subbing for the "f" but still lack a "d."
"Fred" is a derisive term used by "serious" road cyclists to describe other cyclists who do not conform to serious road cyclists' norms with regard to dress and equipment, and appear amateurish to them. The term is generally reserved for men, while the rare female Fred is sometimes called a "Doris."
So being a "Fred" and having a birth name of Fred is that kinda like dividing by zero?

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I think everyone's problem (or not) with Fred is their own mental connotation of Fred.
on iBoB google groups, Fred=BoB, and they wear it like a badge of honor.
Really guys, sticks and stones.
There are a couple of young guys I ride with who like to compliment me by telling me I'm riding a great Cruiser (if they happen to catch me).
Thank you (not what I would call it) - but it is Fred or BoB, or something like that.
To me, Fred means self-supported no matter what happens on the ride.
on iBoB google groups, Fred=BoB, and they wear it like a badge of honor.
Really guys, sticks and stones.
There are a couple of young guys I ride with who like to compliment me by telling me I'm riding a great Cruiser (if they happen to catch me).
Thank you (not what I would call it) - but it is Fred or BoB, or something like that.
To me, Fred means self-supported no matter what happens on the ride.
Last edited by bulldog1935; 01-07-17 at 09:46 PM.
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I went mtb riding with a good group of guys that I ride with often yesterday. It was a brisk 18 degrees F out, but no wind.
I wore my hiking boots with 2 socks and was the grunt of everyone's jokes, as they sported their high dollar "winter" cycling shoes.
Within a half hour into our ride, I was the only one not complaining about cold feet. I guess the laugh was on the other guys.
Function over style any day!
I wore my hiking boots with 2 socks and was the grunt of everyone's jokes, as they sported their high dollar "winter" cycling shoes.
Within a half hour into our ride, I was the only one not complaining about cold feet. I guess the laugh was on the other guys.
Function over style any day!
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Freddy-Bob Bulldog can back me up on that.
#124
How Fred am I? Let me count the ways:
(All on my $$ CF bike)
1) Bike is bight electric blue (I think that may count)
2) Short, upright handlebar stem
3) Frame pump
4) Pinned platform pedals (!)
5) Folding Click-Stand© velcro'd to frame
6) Big helmet-mounted mirror
7) Bell
8) Large seat bag
9) Top tube bag
10) Rear seat-post rack attached when commuting
11) Hi-viz safety vest worn when commuting
I'm probably leaving something out.
The result of all of this? Big smile on my face every time I ride.
If you're going to be a Fred, go big and go proudly!
(All on my $$ CF bike)
1) Bike is bight electric blue (I think that may count)
2) Short, upright handlebar stem
3) Frame pump
4) Pinned platform pedals (!)
5) Folding Click-Stand© velcro'd to frame
6) Big helmet-mounted mirror
7) Bell
8) Large seat bag
9) Top tube bag
10) Rear seat-post rack attached when commuting
11) Hi-viz safety vest worn when commuting
I'm probably leaving something out.
The result of all of this? Big smile on my face every time I ride.
If you're going to be a Fred, go big and go proudly!
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by the 'real cyclists' and watch them disappear in my pathetic Fred-like mirror