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Old 07-07-12 | 05:56 AM
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What was the grandson's average speed?
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Old 07-07-12 | 07:20 AM
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C'mon, give the guy a break. He's a grandpa and he figured out how to use the internet. That says something right there.
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Old 07-07-12 | 08:05 AM
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I sense a bit of trolling too. What better bait than "My 3 year old grandson is a bigger man than you!"
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I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.
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Old 07-07-12 | 12:29 PM
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Am I the only one that though the OP was trying to be funny?
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Old 07-07-12 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Artkansas
I sense a bit of trolling too. What better bait than "My 3 year old grandson is a bigger man than you!"
And that three-year-old isn't crying on the internet about crying, either.

Come on, Grandpa, you're falling down on your job - teaching that kid how to whine about whining.

I mean, what could be more MANLY than complaining about complaining?
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Old 07-07-12 | 02:45 PM
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C'mon, give the guy a break. He's a grandpa and he figured out how to use the internet. That says something right there.
So tell me, JUNIOR member who finally figured it out 21 posts ago, what's that say about us great-grandfathers?
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Old 07-07-12 | 02:48 PM
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So tell me, JUNIOR member who finally figured it out 21 posts ago, what's that say about us great-grandfathers?
Well, there are bad grandfathers, average grandfathers and ones like you, great grandfathers.
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I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.
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Old 07-07-12 | 03:35 PM
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I think the OP's grandson is a fine example of young people today and I nominate him as super moderator for this forum!
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Old 07-07-12 | 07:22 PM
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Bottle up your frustrations like a real man until you explode.

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Old 07-07-12 | 07:39 PM
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Whining about the whiners isn't really that charming either.

Plus, I have no interest in manning up. I like my gender and it's toughness just fine (hint: It's really, really, tough)
So you're whining about the whiners who are whining.............and now I'm whining.
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Old 07-10-12 | 12:20 PM
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The "men" in this forum doth protest too much, me thinks.
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Old 07-10-12 | 12:29 PM
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Don't let me catch you being a full human with emotions and sensitivities! You better be a picture perfect example of false masculinity and toughness as you were spoon-fed to be!


But seriously, quit whining. Next thing you know, his unborn grandchild will be racing centuries without a grimace.
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Old 07-11-12 | 04:09 AM
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I was pleasantly surprised to discover that "MAN UP guys" wasn't about contortionist gay porn so I'm not complaining.

That kid sounds like a keeper grandpah.
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Old 07-11-12 | 11:26 AM
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What the hell is a "chuck hole"?
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Old 07-11-12 | 11:39 AM
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Recently on the BIKE FORUM .
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I have noticed a lot of whining about chuck holes, .
Pot holes?

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pushy drivers,
Better than complaining about pushers.

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the heat, ,
Oh gawd, don't get me started. It's the humidity here.

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telling wife about getting hit by a car lol,,
You wouldn't tell her? Or rather, your grandson wouldn't mention it?

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cramps,
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Some wammin have it worse than others.

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feeling like throwing up,
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Hmmm, my vision usually goes dark along the edges first.

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wondering about how safe riding a bike is lol.,,
"A" bike? Or my bike(s)?


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I have a 4 year old grandson he has been riding a 2 wheeler since he was three, when he falls he doesnt say a word just gets back on his bike and keeps riding. .,,
He just hasn't learned to swear yet.

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He rode 8 miles on a 16" wheel single speed bike last weekend, against the wind and up hills never saying a peep..,,
I don't doubt it. He was likely breathing too heavy to speak!


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After the ride he says bampa(he has a slight speech impairment) I love riding my bike...,,
Well....if he has a speech impediment wouldn't that be, "Bampa, I wuv widing my bwike." (?)

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You whining guys need to man up like my grandson,,or just find a field with some short grass and ride in circles.
I can't!

Stoopid hayfever, I'd be sneezing and wheezing and my eyes will be watering. I won't be able to see or breath properly.

Then theres all the dog poo that the dog owners don't pick up. The grass is uneven and there's too many bugs.

I'd get dizzy with the riding in circles and likely get cramps and throw up!
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Old 07-11-12 | 06:47 PM
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Enjoy it while you can. My 7 y.o. grandson did 13 miles on hills and wanted to go further. The next summer he didn't even care about the bike. All he wanted to do was play computer games. I'm hoping he'll regain interest.
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Old 07-11-12 | 10:43 PM
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What the hell is a "chuck hole"?
It's a pot hole by another name. Western American dialect.
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I don't care if you are on a unicycle, as long as you're not using a motor to get places you get props from me. We're here to support each other. Share ideas, and motivate one another to actually keep doing it.
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Old 07-12-12 | 06:39 AM
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Enjoy it while you can. My 7 y.o. grandson did 13 miles on hills and wanted to go further. The next summer he didn't even care about the bike. All he wanted to do was play computer games. I'm hoping he'll regain interest.
...when he's 45.
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Old 07-12-12 | 06:48 AM
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Isn't it COWBOY UP?
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Old 07-12-12 | 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by digger
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Pot holes?



Better than complaining about pushers.



Oh gawd, don't get me started. It's the humidity here.



You wouldn't tell her? Or rather, your grandson wouldn't mention it?



Some wammin have it worse than others.



Hmmm, my vision usually goes dark along the edges first.



"A" bike? Or my bike(s)?




He just hasn't learned to swear yet.



I don't doubt it. He was likely breathing too heavy to speak!




Well....if he has a speech impediment wouldn't that be, "Bampa, I wuv widing my bwike." (?)



I can't!

Stoopid hayfever, I'd be sneezing and wheezing and my eyes will be watering. I won't be able to see or breath properly.

Then theres all the dog poo that the dog owners don't pick up. The grass is uneven and there's too many bugs.

I'd get dizzy with the riding in circles and likely get cramps and throw up!
C'est drole, tres drole....funny stuff.
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Old 07-12-12 | 04:42 PM
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Enjoy it while you can. My 7 y.o. grandson did 13 miles on hills and wanted to go further. The next summer he didn't even care about the bike. All he wanted to do was play computer games. I'm hoping he'll regain interest.
I hear ya. My 13 year old son is the same way. Last summer, he would ride all over town. Be gone for hours riding with his friends. We would ride together quite often. This summer? Nonstop video games. About the only time he goes outside is when he takes out the garbage or goes to a friends house. I mention going for a ride, he just rolls his eyes and goes back to his games. I'm not going to force him to ride. Like sknhgy, I'm hoping he'll regain intrest...but before he turns 45.
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Old 07-12-12 | 05:12 PM
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Old 07-13-12 | 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Artkansas
It's a pot hole by another name. Western American dialect.
Well stop it. I don't like it. This word is forbidden.
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Old 07-13-12 | 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Artkansas
It's a pot hole by another name. Western American dialect.
I used to do insurance property inspections and write technical reports. One of my supervisors x'ed out "chuck holes" and replaced it with "pot holes" in one of my reports so I looked up both in the dictionary. The "pot hole" definition was a little more specific because it made reference to the shape of the hole. Smart alec that I am, in my next report I included both in my description of the parking lot.
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