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Old 05-09-08 | 11:39 AM
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That's more than 2 road bicycle miles for every post though.
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Old 05-09-08 | 11:45 AM
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Probably not, I only rode 37,000 road miles since April of 2005.
Jeez dude, Wife doesn't want you at home?
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Old 05-09-08 | 12:45 PM
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Jeez dude, Wife doesn't want you at home?
F no, would you want somebody like Pcad at home? She figures if I'm on the bike:

1.) I'm not at the titty bars

2.) I might get flattened by a car and she could collect the life insurance

And it helps me maintain my girlish figure @ age 50.
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F no, would you want somebody like Pcad at home? She figures if I'm on the bike:

1.) I'm not at the titty bars

2.) I might get flattened by a car and she could collect the life insurance

And it helps me maintain my girlish figure @ age 50.
Except you prob. ride 25miles to the Rumpshaker and round out your girlish 50y.o. fanny with a Natty. (smacking donky nutz again)
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Old 05-09-08 | 12:49 PM
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Yep, and this is why you can no longer post pictures. It makes me want to move every time.
Thankfully I have always had a problem listening to people...

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Old 05-09-08 | 01:00 PM
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Except you prob. ride 25miles to the Rumpshaker and round out your girlish 50y.o. fanny with a Natty. (smacking donky nutz again)
You can only dream of Pcad's velocentric schwagadelic lifestyle you sad envious MTB WEENIE.
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Old 05-09-08 | 01:25 PM
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Who the f@#$ is Fred?

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Old 05-09-08 | 02:24 PM
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Probably not, I only rode 37,000 road miles since April of 2005.
You're doin' great!!
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Old 05-09-08 | 02:27 PM
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You're doin' great!!
I am in constant danger of overdosing on endorphins. But it's worth the risk. Looking forward to getting out in the woods on a weekly basis. Helps my road cycling enormously and serves to remind me that no matter how insane Road Nazis may appear to be, MTBers are crazier still.

This bike is my fourth hard tail (Trek Alu rigid fork, Jamis Dragon, Jamis 853 Dragon, Moto Fly Ti) and by far the nicest MTB. Full suspension for me would be such silly overkill. It would be like Chipcom getting a PowerTap.
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Old 05-09-08 | 02:30 PM
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You must have an awesome bike computer to keep track of that many miles.
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Old 05-09-08 | 02:42 PM
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Pcad is doin' great. I find his post both entertaining and full of good info. I would love to see the Pcad on the trail one day.
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Old 05-09-08 | 03:09 PM
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Pcad is doin' great. I find his post both entertaining and full of good info. I would love to see the Pcad on the trail one day.
Just make to to pickup his wreckage while you pass by, we have to keep the trail clean. But, perhaps you meant see him RIDING on the trail...
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Just make to to pickup his wreckage while you pass by, we have to keep the trail clean. But, perhaps you meant see him RIDING on the trail...
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Old 05-09-08 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by gastro
You must have an awesome bike computer to keep track of that many miles.
That is correct, Dave.

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Old 05-09-08 | 03:41 PM
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where about in NY is chester? not that I want to stalk you, but if your trail is as amazing as you say and I find myself there I would love to see what pcad is made of.

back on topic... I have met lots of people who spent >3k on their first road bike...mtbers with bikes over 3k normally are on their 3rd or 4th bike and have been riding awhile. Not as many rich 30-40 year olds breaking into mtbing as much as midlife crisis dads with $$$ getting into road stuff. As such a larger amount of mtb riders start entry level and work their way up, where as entry level road bikes get ridicule, or at best a "well at least he is biking" quasi insult
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Old 05-09-08 | 03:49 PM
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where about in NY is chester? not that I want to stalk you, but if your trail is as amazing as you say and I find myself there I would love to see what pcad is made of.
no idea what he's riding trail-wise is like, but he's not very far from some very burly terrain. in fact, he's only about an hour from me. and more than welcome to join on some rides. our ideas of what makes an offroad ride enjoyable me somewhat differ, however.

pcad:

www.wmba.org

and www.fatsinthecats.com are both local forums pretty specific to your location. lotsa' good ride info and local forums for ride hookups.
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Old 05-09-08 | 04:34 PM
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Pcad rides alone. In the woods Pcad is a Complete and Utter Wussy. I have no desire to share my secret trail stash with anybody. But if you're so inclined it's Goosepond Mountain State Park in Chester, NY and they don't charge admission. They have one part time park ranger, and he can't even keep the kids and their ATVs out of there most of the time.

The best part about Goosepond is that it's not too technical. I never claimed it was difficult, I said it was Big Fun. If you want technical there's plenty of crap in this area that's pure Rock/Root Garden Hell, so you can crash and scrape your knees and curse and fall to your heart's desire. Fortunately there is some stuff that's more fun to ride on too.
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Pcad rides alone. In the woods Pcad is a Complete and Utter Wussy. I have no desire to share my secret trail stash with anybody. But if you're so inclined it's Goosepond Mountain State Park in Chester, NY and they don't charge admission. They have one part time park ranger, and he can't even keep the kids and their ATVs out of there most of the time.

The best part about Goosepond is that it's not too technical. I never claimed it was difficult, I said it was Big Fun. If you want technical there's plenty of crap in this area that's pure Rock/Root Garden Hell, so you can crash and scrape your knees and curse and fall to your heart's desire. Fortunately there is some stuff that's more fun to ride on too.
Exactly. Differing views on what's fun on a mountain bike. And hell, I'm a wuss myself.

Me likey Sprain Ridge, Blue Mtn., Ninham. Stuff like that. Fast and flowy smooth stuff kicks ass as well. Never said it didn't.

You should for sure hook up with the Fats riders. Lotsa stuff in your area other than Goosepond.
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Old 05-09-08 | 05:40 PM
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Back on topic:

Mtb freds can be identified by the following signs:

1. Helmet on backwards
2. Bar ends pointing straight up
3. mentions road cycling in majority of posts
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Old 05-09-08 | 06:15 PM
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It would be like Chipcom getting a PowerTap.
LOL

But is an insulting joke really a joke if the target is not here to read it?
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Old 05-09-08 | 06:16 PM
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MTB Freds? They are called dentists.
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Old 05-09-08 | 06:19 PM
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LOL

But is an insulting joke really a joke if the target is not here to read it?
You clearly do not know Chipcom. He is not easily insulted.
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Old 05-09-08 | 06:55 PM
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You clearly do not know Chipcom. He is not easily insulted.
Correct, I mean after you have made the cover of Playboy, what else is there?
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