MTB Porn
05-08-11 | 07:45 AM
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From: The Summit of Lee
Bikes: Hecklah
BMC...doesn't quite make my BykePron list. It's more like a Thursday night beer goggles bike.
05-08-11 | 02:04 PM
#3
Moar cowbell
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From: The 509
Bikes: Bike list is not a resume. Nobody cares.
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Originally Posted by Mark Twain
"Don't argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
Last edited by dminor; 05-08-11 at 02:23 PM.
05-08-11 | 03:03 PM
#4
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Joined: Oct 2005
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From: The Summit of Lee
Bikes: Hecklah
Mmmmm...I feel dirty.
05-08-11 | 10:56 PM
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Moar cowbell
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Thanks. Ya, been dragging my feet but finally got on the stick last week. Well, and the fork finally showed up. Pretty much down to brakes (Stroker Grams), grips and a chain.
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Originally Posted by Mark Twain
"Don't argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
05-08-11 | 11:45 PM
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Moar cowbell
Joined: Oct 2004
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OK, check this: aerospace engineer builds his son a custom gearbox bike:
Another gearbox bike - - using a Shimano Alfine hub as a box - - out of NZ:
Or this - - CAST aluminum frame from GB - - Empire Cycles AP-1:
Another gearbox bike - - using a Shimano Alfine hub as a box - - out of NZ:
Or this - - CAST aluminum frame from GB - - Empire Cycles AP-1:
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Originally Posted by Mark Twain
"Don't argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
05-09-11 | 09:38 AM
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Well now...that's a bit of interesting, D.
05-09-11 | 11:00 AM
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Moar cowbell
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^^ Allen Millyard is an interesting dude and quite a tinkerer. He's most known in his native UK for custom-machining/tweaking on motorcycles. Like dig this 5-cylinder Kaw H-1:
Was there ever a sweeter sound than 5 chambers barking at you? Keep in mind that the H-1 was originally a 500cc triple.
Oh, and a correction: He's a nuclear engineer by trade.
Was there ever a sweeter sound than 5 chambers barking at you? Keep in mind that the H-1 was originally a 500cc triple.
Oh, and a correction: He's a nuclear engineer by trade.
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Originally Posted by Mark Twain
"Don't argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
05-09-11 | 11:14 AM
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Pedals, Paddles and Poles
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From: Vegas Valley, NV
Bikes: Santa Cruz Tallboy, Ridley Noah, Scott Spark 20
What those downhiller bikes need to make them look nasty is a set of Teny Rmo Windmill effects rims. Just saying........
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I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
I think its disgusting and terrible how people treat Lance Armstrong, especially after winning 7 Tour de France Titles while on drugs!
I can't even find my bike when I'm on drugs. -Willie N.
05-09-11 | 11:22 AM
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Moar cowbell
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^^Agreed 
But I'd settle for a set of TAGs . . . if I could find any, and reasonably priced.
But I'd settle for a set of TAGs . . . if I could find any, and reasonably priced.
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Originally Posted by Mark Twain
"Don't argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
Last edited by dminor; 05-09-11 at 11:28 AM.
05-10-11 | 08:38 AM
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Senior Member
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From: Montréal, QC, Canada
Bikes: 2005 Kona Blast; 2005 Turner Flux, 2006 Felt F3C
I was going to follow up on my joke regarding the definition of porn and what you geeks are defining porn. I then remembered something very amusing.
Our dear old friend Rev.Monkey used to really get off on pics of bikes posted by people here. He was particularly fond of gastro's pics and would go so far as to even provide sound effects!
Our dear old friend Rev.Monkey used to really get off on pics of bikes posted by people here. He was particularly fond of gastro's pics and would go so far as to even provide sound effects!
05-10-11 | 09:13 AM
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Moar cowbell
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^^ Haha! I was always a bit hestitant to even touch a thread after those sound effects . . . .
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Originally Posted by Mark Twain
"Don't argue with stupid people; they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
