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Offhoff 01-12-07 01:54 PM

My wu-name: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin which makes negative sense.

I'm down for a shorter ride in order for us to maintain strict safety requirements and adequate beer fuel.

pyze-guy 01-12-07 01:58 PM

Chocolatey Shatner. Nice.

Offhoff 01-12-07 02:00 PM

Chocolatey Shatner? I'm pretty sure thats what he calls himself when he beds woman.

duppy.conqueror 01-12-07 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by Offhoff
Chocolatey Shatner? I'm pretty sure thats what he calls himself when he beds woman.

thought it was....

Denny Crane!

edit: oooops thats TV not real life ;)

pyze-guy 01-12-07 02:05 PM


Originally Posted by Offhoff
Chocolatey Shatner? I'm pretty sure thats what he calls himself when he beds woman.

Only with my wife.

Offhoff 01-12-07 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by duppy.conqueror
thought it was....

Denny Crane!

edit: oooops thats TV not real life ;)


Anyone else ever notice how that show seems to hire more star trek alumni then any other? I was watching an episode that had odo, jeri ryan and shatner I could have sworn it was a DS9 episode they'd just forgotten to air.

duppy.conqueror 01-12-07 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by Offhoff
Anyone else ever notice how that show seems to hire more star trek alumni then any other? I was watching an episode that had odo, jeri ryan and shatner I could have sworn it was a DS9 episode they'd just forgotten to air.

ya man...and murphy brown with all her liver spots....mmmmmmmm liver spots :eek:

edit: I still think its a funny show tho!

I_bRAD 01-12-07 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by cavernmech
12noon meet at Moonbean.

I might tag along.

bRAD AKA Detective Ventriloquist

operator 01-12-07 04:08 PM

Tovi, your Yoga girl came looking for you. She looked disappointed.

;)

Offhoff 01-12-07 04:13 PM

Yoga girls? There fantastic!

Shiznaz 01-12-07 04:23 PM

Does owning a wardrobe of Lulu Lemon clothing make one a yoga person?

sweep242 01-12-07 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by Shiznaz
Does owning a wardrobe of Lulu Lemon clothing make one a yoga person?

Don’t know if it would make you a yoga person, but it would certainly make you rich. That’s for sure.

Dependable Skeleton

Shiznaz 01-12-07 04:32 PM

2 of my coworkers are Dependable Skeleton. One is a gorgeous 23 year old blonde, the other is a late 40 year old VP who is large and effortlessly stylish (I can't really explain how effortlessly stylish this guy is. He pulls off white loafers in THE WINTER!). You're among good people sweep.

tovi 01-12-07 04:36 PM

****, and I told her I'd be there, too. I'll have to tell you more about her next week, but this girl has two really rad bikes. The canary yellow one that's been sitting in Bikechain forever, it's got Shimano Positron shifters, and she's got this other one (aquired for free) with white sidewalls, choral green paint job (with matching steel fenders), one of those big oldschool headlights (which you know I go gaga over), and an analogue speedometer (as in like the ones in a car- ie. a needle goes up/down depending on your speed). How sick is that?

What was she upset about?

Offhoff 01-12-07 04:43 PM

No, in fact I'm a strong proponent for Lululemon licensing so that only woman with the quality of rear I want to see can purchase there clothing. And don't get me started about men who wear those pants, I run in fear of that sight.

I actually know very little about yoga besides what one of the girls I'm seeing tells me 'cause she's an instructor of some sort of yoga. She has taught me some fantastic stretches though. I just find that most of the "yoga culture" is a little too over the top for me. I thought about taking some classes but decided it was a little too peace love and happiness for my liking, so I went back to the martial arts.

Everyone still down for tomorrow?

Ill Mitch 01-12-07 04:57 PM

your Wu-Name is

Masta Cow

Use it wisely, soldier.

operator 01-12-07 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by tovi
****,

What was she upset about?

About you not being there, silly. You just have to make it up now by doing Moon Bean @ 12 tomorrow. I'll be showing up tomorrow.

Sirrobinofcoxly 01-12-07 05:16 PM

Don't know if people know about this, but it is an amazing resource for track parts info.

https://www.businesscycles.com/tr-refspec.htm

clipin 01-12-07 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by cavernmech
Y'know whats really cool? They are planning to do it on the Islands. Beach...no cars...very few cops....SWEET!

Yah, we are looking at destroying, but enhancing, your image of what CMHC ia all about. Sam, correct me if I'm wrong, but the end of bike week 2008 is the scheduled date, earlier than past years.

If I can get the backup the HPR will rise again, working on sponsor, money, location, and the rest of the usual hangups; bigger, better, more challenging, etc,etc, ya!.

Do you know what it looks like? go to: http://www/consolati.com/hpr/hpr.html and feast on the past figure-eight. I'm rebuilding the website so watch for more.

clipin 01-12-07 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by cavernmech
Y'know whats really cool? They are planning to do it on the Islands. Beach...no cars...very few cops....SWEET!

Yah, we are looking at destroying, but enhancing, your image of what CMHC is all about. Sam, correct me if I'm wrong, but the end of bike week 2008 is the scheduled date, earlier than past years.

If I can get the backup the HPR will rise again, working on sponsor, money, location, and the rest of the usual hangups; bigger, better, more challenging, etc,etc, ya!.

Do you know what it looks like? go to: http://www/consolati.com/hpr/hpr.html and feast on the past figure-eight. I'm rebuilding the website so watch for more.

Offhoff 01-12-07 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by clipin
Yah, we are looking at destroying, but enhancing, your image of what CMHC ia all about. Sam, correct me if I'm wrong, but the end of bike week 2008 is the scheduled date, earlier than past years.

If I can get the backup the HPR will rise again, working on sponsor, money, location, and the rest of the usual hangups; bigger, better, more challenging, etc,etc, ya!.

Do you know what it looks like? go to: http://www/consolati.com/hpr/hpr.html and feast on the past figure-eight. I'm rebuilding the website so watch for more.


Keep us updated because I'll pull any string I can to get that up and running again. I've wanted to go balls out on that track since i was literally in my early teens.

clipin 01-12-07 05:45 PM

****, I really haven't posted that often, and when I do I double it up.
That's what happens when single malt slides down the gullet so smooth I get fuzzy in the eyelids.
Weather permitting I hope to be at Moonbeam at noon tomorrow. Maybe I'll finally meet some of you folks.

clipin 01-12-07 05:58 PM

offhoff, you go balls out on the HPR you are in serious trouble. It's all about control and I really hope that it will be done inthe near fiture - $ permit.

sweep242 01-12-07 06:54 PM

[IMG]http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...42/figure8.jpg[/IMG]

This dose look like fun, much different then London i'm thinking.
Cheers

tovi 01-12-07 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by operator
You just have to make it up now by doing Moon Bean @ 12 tomorrow. I'll be showing up tomorrow.

You guys always get together when I can't make it!

Offhoff 01-12-07 08:31 PM

Just got off work, anyone want to have a safety meeting in the annex??

lymbzero 01-12-07 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by Sirrobinofcoxly
Don't know if people know about this, but it is an amazing resource for track parts info.

https://www.businesscycles.com/tr-refspec.htm

Safe. Excellent reference.

TRaffic Jammer 01-12-07 11:34 PM

I'm Tha 23rd Buchan..... I have no idea what that is.... :lol:


check this ...just popped up in the threads

The Highly Scientific Death Predictor
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=260428

Traffic Jammer: At age 90 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. :lol::lol: that is so rad, better than being hit by a beer truck.

Danhalen 01-12-07 11:49 PM

Oh this is too awesome. My Wu Tang name is Promiscuous Protestah! Does that mean I'm a beligerent ****? How can they know me so well? See you losers tomorrow at the Moonbeam. It'll be cool to meet you dudes I know like 2 or you at the moment or something. There is a good chance that I may be sporting a wee hangover seeing as how i'm totally in the bag now and heading out again. ROCK AND ROLL

ronin2046 01-13-07 12:25 AM

WTF?

Check out the dude's tubular tire totally bailin' on him!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6432/crashno4.jpg


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