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Brian 11-16-05 09:09 PM

It's a his/hers bike, but that would do some damage to anyone, concave or convex.

crank'n 11-16-05 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by berny
And the Uruguay team arrived without their balls :eek: :D

:D ,yer i recon. Would have been a long swim gett'n here too, organisers promised them a ham sanwich when they got here.

pshaw 11-17-05 03:29 AM

Who was looking for a torque wrench? This one looks cheap an they have a distributor on the central coast. (www.softride.com.au)

http://www.softride.com/subcategory.asp?scid=10

FWIW, I was only looking cause I saw 2 at the track tonight, I'm not about to cut the sleeves off my jersey!

berny 11-17-05 04:03 AM


Originally Posted by pshaw
Who was looking for a torque wrench? This one looks cheap an they have a distributor on the central coast. (www.softride.com.au)

http://www.softride.com/subcategory.asp?scid=10

FWIW, I was only looking cause I saw 2 at the track tonight, I'm not about to cut the sleeves off my jersey!

Shame they don't tell us whether it's 1/2, 3/8, or 1/4 inch drive. :(

berny 11-17-05 04:06 AM

awfull quiet round here :(

This could be the end of The Ausie Thread as we know it :eek:

Oh well nuttin' lasts forever :(

classic1 11-17-05 05:09 AM


Originally Posted by berny
awfull quiet round here :(

This could be the end of The Ausie Thread as we know it :eek:

Oh well nuttin' lasts forever :(

Serious professional racers are all in bed by 9pm Berny :p

Brian 11-17-05 04:38 PM

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever that ugly thing on my arm was, it wasn't cancer.

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

pshaw 11-17-05 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever that ugly thing on my arm was, it wasn't cancer.

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Man i'm not making any obvious jokes..... :eek:

HobartDave 11-17-05 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever that ugly thing on my arm was, it wasn't cancer.

Always great news to get :)

Guest 11-17-05 05:31 PM

Congrats man! But what was it, then?

Koffee

Brian 11-17-05 05:57 PM

Well, contrary to popular belief, it was not Paul's sister. :D Dunno exactly. It may have been as simple as a dry patch that got irritated, and I may have scratched it in my sleep. It was raised, lumpy, red, and a bit angry on the edges.

I'm not one to take chances with things like that, and when I realized that one thing or another had been in that spot for at least a couple of months, I booked in at the Skin Cancer Clinic. The took a chunk of me to send to the lab, and checked out all the other little questionable spots I had.

Better to be on the safe side. And always wear your sunblock.

Cheers everyone

62vette 11-17-05 06:02 PM

Is it anything like the one that goes:

What's hairy and hangs out your pyjamas?






Your Mum!

HobartDave 11-17-05 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Well, contrary to popular belief, it was not Paul's sister

Damn! There goes that $20

pshaw 11-17-05 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by HobartDave
Damn! There goes that $20

Jeez, and I was being nice :rolleyes:

I attached a pic of GKW from the fling...

HobartDave 11-17-05 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by pshaw
I attached a pic of GKW from the fling...

Classic :)

climbo 11-17-05 10:46 PM

the dude that won the Fling is going to ride with Jittery Joe's on the road in 2006. Him and Willo have joined.

crank'n 11-17-05 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by 62vette
Is it anything like the one that goes:

What's hairy and hangs out your pyjamas?






Your Mum!

Only if your a kiwi, and she makes funny sheep voices whilts pedelling down the road on a MTB backwards

HDTVKSS 11-18-05 06:05 PM

geez, you go away up the coast for a week, come back and all hells broken loose here!

so what happend with the fling? probably allready been covered in part 3....

pshaw 11-19-05 12:14 AM


Originally Posted by crank'n
Only if your a kiwi, and she makes funny sheep voices whilts pedelling down the road on a MTB backwards

Scots/Aussie/Kiwi discussing sheep preferences.

Scotsman says he puts their fleece on the barbed wire fence, so they cant run away.
Aussie says he puts their back legs down his gumboots, so they cant run away.
Kiwi guy says he just rolls them on their back, so he can kiss them :roflmao:

ChAnMaN 11-19-05 02:08 AM

iv always wanted to post in the aussie thread

Brian 11-19-05 02:54 AM


Originally Posted by ChAnMaN
iv always wanted to post in the aussie thread

So was that a big thrill? :D

62vette 11-19-05 03:19 AM

Ah, see we breed much more compliant sheep here :D

BTW, I have a room to rent in 2011 for RWC test matches - $100 per night for Pommies, Scotsmen and Paddies; $500 per night for any Antipodeans whose union voted for Japan on Thursday :p

Thylacine 11-20-05 05:36 PM

Ungh, remind me never to go mtbing with fit bastards. I hurt in places I didn't even know I had.

Pulled 4hrs out at Lysterfield on Satdee. There were actually other mountainbikers out there! *gasp*. It was funny running into three guys who all rode Specializeds....but then I realised half our group were on Thylacines, so I guess that means we're ******s too.

Quitely impressed we're on Part 4 fellas. Soon we'll be rivalling Seinfeld.

ed073 11-20-05 05:37 PM

Part IV!!

Impressive steaming pile, lads.

Keep it up.

HDTVKSS 11-20-05 05:52 PM

did a 4 hour enduro MTB race out at western sydney on saturday. 6 laps and 50 odd kays later i have one hell of a sore back . damn camel back :( tweaked my back on the 1st climb in the 2nd lap and was looking for somewhere to ditch the back pack however the fact that it contained my wallet, keys and mobile didnt make it a good idea!

was a great day but wish i could walk properly today!


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