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HDTVKSS 08-17-05 06:59 PM

yer, if that was a "real" g either she has a mad wedgie, or her ass is halfway up her back....

wattsy_rules 08-17-05 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
Ew, 2nd hand G-String? That's plain wrong.

I don't know, "I had heard" that there are web sites that specifically sell women's 2nd hand underwear...Like I said, I'd just heard the rumour. :o

shimanopower 08-17-05 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
where we talk incessantly about crap that not only makes no sense but also features no mention of Fosters, Outback Steak House, or Crocodiles.
Bewdy.

What! no mentions of fosters, outback, or crocodiles?! Wtf! Then what the hell are u good for? hmm... i just thought of this... but is australia just big florida? bah!

Thylacine 08-17-05 08:39 PM

Like, yesterday, I was um like in the Outback, and I saw this freaking crocodile okay, with like a can of Fosters stuck up it's -

There ya go.

Oh, and no, Queensland is like Florida, except in reverse, EXCEPT they think anyone from 'down south' is a Mexican, which implies that they think they're Californian, when really, that's the domain of the Sydneysiders.

Confused yet? I am. Especially with all this talk of faux g-strings. But then again, if your boobies are fake, and your tan is fake, fake underwear must be the next logical frontier.

Hey, I tried to steer the conversation back to riding, but look where that got us :o

shimanopower 08-17-05 09:52 PM


Originally Posted by Thylacine
Oh, and no, Queensland is like Florida, except in reverse, EXCEPT they think anyone from 'down south' is a Mexican, which implies that they think they're Californian, when really, that's the domain of the Sydneysiders.

Confused yet? I am. Especially with all this talk of faux g-strings. But then again, if your boobies are fake, and your tan is fake, fake underwear must be the next logical frontier.

Wow... I don't understand a thing you say. Let me throw a bunch of words at you too! Queensland is like florida except in reverse? Umm Dogs are like Cats except in reverse.

Except they think anyone down south is a mexican, which implies they think they're califorian, whiich really means that's the domain of Sydnesiders? Except they think everyone is a chew toy, which implies they think they're are bears, which is really means that's the domain of animals with cainines.

Umm.... Now let's steer this back towards bikes... I think I rather ride with you then talk to you. Ouch!maybe that is too harsh.

Well, at least I"ve extended the useless nature of this thread.

HDTVKSS 08-17-05 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by shimanopower

Well, at least I"ve extended the useless nature of this thread.

Allways good to have a purpose in life eh? :P

531Aussie 08-17-05 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by shimanopower
Wow... I don't understand a thing you say. Let me throw a bunch of words at you too! Queensland is like florida except in reverse? Umm Dogs are like Cats except in reverse.

Except they think anyone down south is a mexican, which implies they think they're califorian, whiich really means that's the domain of Sydnesiders? Except they think everyone is a chew toy, which implies they think they're are bears, which is really means that's the domain of animals with cainines.

By "reverse" I guess he just means north instead of south. Queensland IS Florida, Sydney is California, Melbourne is Boston/New York (all the smart people :)) Adelaide and Tasmania are both like the "deep south" :D , and everyone in NT is like the Croc Hunter

HobartDave 08-17-05 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by 531Aussie
By "reverse" I guess he just means north instead of south. Queensland IS Florida, Sydney is California, Melbourne is Boston/New York (all the smart people :)) Adelaide and Tasmania are both like the "deep south" :D , and everyone in NT is like the Croc Hunter

Does that mean I have to tack "y'all" onto every sentence now y'all :D

climbo 08-17-05 11:41 PM


Originally Posted by HobartDave
Does that mean I have to tack "y'all" onto every sentence now y'all :D

surely you'd be more Canucky/Vermonty, no?

crank'n 08-18-05 01:38 AM

See the zvino bicycle rim on www.abc.net.au/newinventors/

Thylacine 08-18-05 01:40 AM


Originally Posted by HobartDave
Does that mean I have to tack "y'all" onto every sentence now y'all :D

Depends. How many beers, steers and queers you got?

berny 08-18-05 01:49 AM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Berny, glycemia has to do with sugar. Please explain.

What do I know? :( I'm just passing it on. :p
It's maybe something to do with an adrenaline hit from too much red drink or sumpin?


Originally Posted by climbo
mmmmm, Bike n Skate, what's the deal there? never been in there, thought it would be more of a MTB/BMX hang out.

Dean's my nephew and while he has been concentrating on MTB/BMX he is getting into road bikes, GT and Scott. I got my GTR1 from him earlier this year. Great bike.
He's a real nice bloke too and although he's currently on a bit of a steep learning curve, he does have some road nouse and you can be sure he won't dud you, not no way.
He does a pretty good deal too particularly as he's trying to establish his name in road biking. Rides a GT Ultra when he's not MTBik'n.

Thylacine 08-18-05 01:50 AM


Originally Posted by crank'n
See the zvino bicycle rim on www.abc.net.au/newinventors/

I'd buy them just because they've got 'sliding nipples'.

Seriously though, this design is novel, but it would be heavier and obviously requires more parts than a 'regular' rim.

It's a tough sell especially when my tubeless wheels are Stans 350g ZTR rims, sealed by 10g of 3M tape and accomplishes the same job.

In 2001 I did a prototype MTB disc wheel that weighed under 600g with a similar rim design to what Gipiemme now uses - double cavity, with paired spokes and the rim CNC machined down to a single cavity design where there wasn't any spokes.

That's another solution someone seriously has to take a look at.

*edit*

Actually, Looks like Gipiemme already has, although they're heavy as.

Brian 08-18-05 02:03 AM


Originally Posted by wattsy_rules
I don't know, "I had heard" that there are web sites that specifically sell women's 2nd hand underwear...Like I said, I'd just heard the rumour. :o

Apparently, you can also get them from vending machines in Japan.

Thylacine 08-18-05 03:34 AM


Originally Posted by Expatriate
Apparently, you can also get them from vending machines in Japan.

Last time I was in Japan, I thoroughly enjoyed my hot coffee in a can from the vending machine. It was in the slot right next to the g-strings in a can.







Just kidding.
:eek: :D

climbo 08-18-05 03:56 AM


Originally Posted by berny
What do I know? :( I'm just passing it on. :p
It's maybe something to do with an adrenaline hit from too much red drink or sumpin?


Dean's my nephew and while he has been concentrating on MTB/BMX he is getting into road bikes, GT and Scott. I got my GTR1 from him earlier this year. Great bike.
He's a real nice bloke too and although he's currently on a bit of a steep learning curve, he does have some road nouse and you can be sure he won't dud you, not no way.
He does a pretty good deal too particularly as he's trying to establish his name in road biking. Rides a GT Ultra when he's not MTBik'n.

fair enough, it's worth a look in there one day soon.

lamagy 08-18-05 05:38 AM

hey lads GOT MY BIKE!!!! felt like a kid riding it home...

thanks for the tips bernie but i went to 'Inner City Cycles' at glebe. couldn't wait any longer and the guys are real nice and ready to help.

i got an AVANTI GIRO - what y'all think?? good bike???

lotek 08-18-05 07:04 AM


Originally Posted by shimanopower
Well, at least I"ve extended the useless nature of this thread.

lets see, this is the 3rd part of this thread, its been viewed about a gazillion times
and has 10,407 posts and you think you need to extend it?


Originally Posted by HobartDave
Does that mean I have to tack "y'all" onto every sentence now y'all :D

Only if y'all are fixin to speak texican.

Originally Posted by Thylacine
I'd buy them just because they've got 'sliding nipples'.

I knew a girl back in college. . . (off topic and censored)
can you still get those in a vending machine on the Ginza?

crikey.

PaulBravey 08-18-05 09:24 AM

You can get sliding nipples in vending machines now?

shimanopower 08-18-05 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by lotek
lets see, this is the 3rd part of this thread, its been viewed about a gazillion times
and has 10,407 posts and you think you need to extend it?

I find that more scarey then impressive.

climbo 08-18-05 05:34 PM

how would those zvino's handle a bend? He reckons they are great for MTB riders. All those extra pieces, could you true it up if you bent the rim?

climbo 08-18-05 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by shimanopower
I find that more scarey then impressive.

nobody here is out to impress.

jock 08-18-05 05:42 PM

... or capable of impressing anyone :D

Thylacine 08-18-05 06:21 PM

Speak for yourself, I'm mad impressive, yo.

jock 08-18-05 06:28 PM

Ur fully sick, bro


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