I know. I deserved it. Its the lack of sugar in my blood streem, ever since I gave up the hfcs I have been issues with my focu........... hey look...... ooooooooohhhh shiiiiiineeeeyyyyy.

b.t.'s? bagel tremors?

Speaking of bagels, I had a lightly toasted everything with cream cheese, lox and a little onion this morning - always guaranteed to satisfy.

It is tough to find anything to drink, even fruit juices and ice tea is full of that crap. Diet coke . but I dont want to get into that, its got its own problems

eeeeuuuwwww. you lost me at lox.

Heathen.

That stuff is in everything. I stick with home-brewed iced tea - nothing but tea and water.

Correct.

His own face. Contador's face is very weird and I would like it to be mutilated.

1 bagel has the calories and carbs of 5 slices of bread.

I miss the original Zach. What have you done with him?

And what are you the friggin Carbo Police?

Contador does have a weird face and a fairly bland personality. I bet they love his skinny ass in Spain. He's probably some kind of friggin Big Sports Hero there too. Go figure.

MA is nice, except I have to keep my bike outside. This is upsetting.

Road Nazi ride!

It was 94F at liftoff. I was on-board for nine miles before I ejected out the back.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

How long is the ride?

Regardless, keep going back. If you annoy only one Road Nazi, you have done Pcad's Holy Work.

Lady Gaga is fat. I bet Madonna would crush her soul on a good climb.

Just so long as The Other Other Zach doesn't show.

I'm down 50 pounds to 165 thanks to being a carb nazi, not that anybody particularly cares. I just like bringing up the 50 pound thing at every opportunity.

Eff the original Zack. I'm an OtherZach fan now.

The most knee slapping preposterous aspect of the 33 is that they take this cycling crap seriously. They do. Really. I've seen it in person. I am not kidding about this.

I just wish that weight loss did me a stich of good here in the flatlands. I've seen pictures of hills.

There's a lotta hills where I live. I'm sure there are very hilly places in Ohio. But I've driven through the flat part. It's very flat.

I think they just didn't get enough hugs when they were little.

I don't have much of a life.






Can anyone tell?

I'm moving to Cali next year..... Talk about elitist!

40-42 miles.

There's a gentle down stretch where on good days I hit 25 mph solo. This evening those idiots were going 30-31 mph. What are they trying to prove?

I have moles. PBS is trying to freak me out with a program on melanoma. Yikes.