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#1677
Mostly Harmless




Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 58,831
Likes: 6,197
From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: Have two wheels
#1678
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 2,875
Likes: 17
Bikes: Cannondale CAAD 9, Specialized Transition, Specialized Fate, Specialized Crux
Limeyville colleges have school nurses?
#1679
Scarlet Knight
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 11,271
Likes: 14
From: In a Haggard Song
Bikes: 2009 ORBEA Onix Rival. 2012 Felt Breed, 1999 Raleigh 500
#1680
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 2,875
Likes: 17
Bikes: Cannondale CAAD 9, Specialized Transition, Specialized Fate, Specialized Crux
Colonel: What is it, Makel?
Makel: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Makel!
Makel: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
Makel: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Makel!
Makel: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
lol
#1681
Mostly Harmless




Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 58,831
Likes: 6,197
From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: Have two wheels
Oh well, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Originally Posted by HarveyD
I'm not sick but I'm not well.
#1682
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 2,875
Likes: 17
Bikes: Cannondale CAAD 9, Specialized Transition, Specialized Fate, Specialized Crux
#1683
Mostly Harmless




Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 58,831
Likes: 6,197
From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: Have two wheels
#1685
Mostly Harmless




Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 58,831
Likes: 6,197
From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: Have two wheels
#1686
Banned
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,468
Likes: 0
Bikes: 2011 Cervelo S2, 2001Trek USPS 5200, 06 Cervelo P3 Alum, 1999 Schwinn Pro Stock BMX, 1987 Schwinn Traveler
#1687
Scarlet Knight
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 11,271
Likes: 14
From: In a Haggard Song
Bikes: 2009 ORBEA Onix Rival. 2012 Felt Breed, 1999 Raleigh 500
#1688
Banned
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,468
Likes: 0
Bikes: 2011 Cervelo S2, 2001Trek USPS 5200, 06 Cervelo P3 Alum, 1999 Schwinn Pro Stock BMX, 1987 Schwinn Traveler
#1689
Mostly Harmless




Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 58,831
Likes: 6,197
From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: Have two wheels
Colonel: What is it, Makel?
Makel: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Makel!
Makel: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
Makel: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Makel!
Makel: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
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Originally Posted by HarveyD
I'm not sick but I'm not well.
#1690
Senior Member


Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 4,237
Likes: 92
From: Awesome, Austin, TX
Bikes: Specialized Roubaix, Interloc Impala, ParkPre Image C6
Update: One cat has returned (partial rejoicing in the dstrong house). The other is still MIA.
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2014 Specialized Roubaix2003 Interloc Impala2007 ParkPre Image C6 (RIP)
2014 Specialized Roubaix2003 Interloc Impala2007 ParkPre Image C6 (RIP)
#1691
Scarlet Knight
Joined: May 2009
Posts: 11,271
Likes: 14
From: In a Haggard Song
Bikes: 2009 ORBEA Onix Rival. 2012 Felt Breed, 1999 Raleigh 500
#1692
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 2,875
Likes: 17
Bikes: Cannondale CAAD 9, Specialized Transition, Specialized Fate, Specialized Crux
#1693
Banned
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,468
Likes: 0
Bikes: 2011 Cervelo S2, 2001Trek USPS 5200, 06 Cervelo P3 Alum, 1999 Schwinn Pro Stock BMX, 1987 Schwinn Traveler
#1694
Mostly Harmless




Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 58,831
Likes: 6,197
From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: Have two wheels
#1695
Senior Member


Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 4,237
Likes: 92
From: Awesome, Austin, TX
Bikes: Specialized Roubaix, Interloc Impala, ParkPre Image C6
#1697
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 14,723
Likes: 21
Bikes: Cervélo S2
My inside/outside cat goes off sometimes. I hope all is well.
#1698
42 miles with three tough climbs back to back to back. Windy again this evening as well, I think I got lucky enough to get a tailwind about 5 miles out of the enitre ride. My legs are definately feeling it and tomorrow evening's ride is going to be rough.
https://connect.garmin.com/activity/77469727
https://connect.garmin.com/activity/77469727
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I may be fat but I'm slow enough to make up for it.
#1700
Mostly Harmless




Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 58,831
Likes: 6,197
From: Norfolk, VA
Bikes: Have two wheels
42 miles with three tough climbs back to back to back. Windy again this evening as well, I think I got lucky enough to get a tailwind about 5 miles out of the enitre ride. My legs are definately feeling it and tomorrow evening's ride is going to be rough.
https://connect.garmin.com/activity/77469727
https://connect.garmin.com/activity/77469727
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Originally Posted by HarveyD
I'm not sick but I'm not well.






