**Confession thread**
05-06-11 | 09:33 AM
#376
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 1,311
Likes: 2
From: Pompano Beach
Bikes: Scott CR1 Home Spun
05-06-11 | 09:43 AM
#377
You Know!? For Kids!
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 6,166
Likes: 29
From: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
I make up most of the stuff I post in here, esp. in the mechanics forum.
I like the way I look in spandex.
I yell at cyclists when I see them blow stop signs.
I like the way I look in spandex.
I yell at cyclists when I see them blow stop signs.
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05-06-11 | 10:16 AM
#379
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
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From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
I'm Gunga Din!
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
05-06-11 | 10:28 AM
#383
Senior Member
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 13,765
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From: Louisville, KY
I feel that I'm too fat and slow to wear my one matching kit as I feel like everyone will think I'm a poser.
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Bikes: 1996 Eddy Merckx Titanium EX, 1989/90 Colnago Super(issimo?) Piu(?),1990 Concorde Aquila(hit by car while riding), others in build queue "when I get the time"
Bikes: 1996 Eddy Merckx Titanium EX, 1989/90 Colnago Super(issimo?) Piu(?),
05-06-11 | 11:30 AM
#386
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 6,166
Likes: 29
From: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
i stole pgjackson's bike
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05-06-11 | 11:54 AM
#390
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
I noticed your bike has no pedals. Fascinating! How do you make it go?
05-06-11 | 11:54 AM
#391
Banned.
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,434
Likes: 277
From: Carlsbad, CA
Bikes: '09 Felt F55, '84 Masi Cran Criterium, (2)'86 Schwinn Pelotons, '86 Look Equippe Hinault, '09 Globe Live 3 (dogtaxi), '94 Greg Lemond, '99 GT Pulse Kinesis
When you're not home, I fart on your pillow and p33 in your toilet tank, so it's still yellow when you flush.
05-06-11 | 12:00 PM
#393
Infamous Member
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 24,360
Likes: 6
From: Ohio
Bikes: Surly Big Dummy, Fuji World, 80ish Bianchi
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
05-06-11 | 12:06 PM
#395
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
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From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
I don't know what a criterium is and think it sounds made-up and pompous.
I hear lots of people talking about racing bicycles but I've never heard anyone talk about WINNING.
I bought a new bike because of the payment plan.
I hear lots of people talking about racing bicycles but I've never heard anyone talk about WINNING.
I bought a new bike because of the payment plan.
05-06-11 | 12:10 PM
#396
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Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
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From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
05-06-11 | 12:27 PM
#398
You Know!? For Kids!
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 6,166
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From: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
I hope you never become self employed... Also, I buy all of my TP from stores. I never buy it at home either.
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05-06-11 | 12:53 PM
#399
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Joined: Apr 2005
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From: Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
Bikes: '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
Those were the droids you were looking for.
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05-06-11 | 01:06 PM
#400
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Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
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From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport