I think Lindsay Lohan is hot. A total train wreck, but damn is she fine.

I brought up leg shaving with my wife and got told no. :facepalm:

I had a yardsale in 5 feet of muddy water last Wednesday. No witnesses, it didn't officially happen, no one here knows who I am.

I have watched segments of Dancing with the Stars simply because I think one of the contestants is attractive.

Who hasn't?

I regularly ride my race bike to work.

Is there any other reason to watch that dumb show?

I assume some people watch those shows for the performances. Why do people watch American Idol?

Once they kicked Pia off I lost all interest.

I hate it when people refer to cycling as "biking"

yes. And it annoys me when my overweight/sedentary roomates and co-workers say 'so you're go for a bike ride?' when I'm going to some abandoned industrial park to V02 max intervals and WRIs until puke so I don't get dropped in my crit.

On the otherhand, I no longer judge anyone who rides a bike. I used be all about posers and Freds and whatever, but after getting humbled over and over in races...i think its just cool that people ride bikes at all....

I watched it because Cromulent would write about the performances. That doesn't happen anymore, but I still watch, just in case.

Mmm...Kelly Monaco (season 1)

I don't, and never plan to, shave my legs.
I built a bike over the winter just for crits, but now I use it for everything.

Is Clay Aiken still on that show? I understand he's very popular with the ladies.

I mixed genuine team issued bibs (friend on a Pro team) with Chinese knockoff jerseys. No one can tell.

I put $10 ebay/Chinese carbon bottle cages on my $4000 Italian bike.

I am more weight weenie-ish than someone my size (6'04" 210lbs) has any right being.

I justified buying a $4000 bike for charity rides. "It's for a good cause".

I own a US Postal Service jersey.

I hate "kits"...

Let your skills and your bike do the talking...

I never wash the knife, fork, and spoon I keep in my desk. They are lucky if I lick off the chunks at the end of a meal.

The only talking my bicycle does is creaking.

I enjoy creating a well executed snot rocket.

A poorly executed one, not so much.

Ohhhh Peter, that's naaaaaasty.

+1

and a Discovery Channel jersey.

Me either. Been years since they've been washed.

My saddle bag is large enough for a tube, tire levers, multi-tool, phone and wallet (i.e., too large by BF standards).

Here's another confession: Starting to regret putting the standard double on my bike last summer and then getting so incredibly f***in out of shape over the winter that I had to stop and walk up two hills today, as well as stop just about every mile to get my heart rate down from 180+. I wasn't even trying to push myself, had I gone any slower I would have never made it home from my 13 mile ride :-( It's amazing how just a few months can destroy your fitness level.