**Confession thread**
#952
Tandem Vincitur
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,317
Likes: 2
From: Northern California
Bikes: BMC Pro Machine SLC01, Specialized Globe, Burley Rock 'N Roll tandem, Calfee Dragonfly tandem.
I covet your wheels.
I was just looking at Excel's Enve 45s. 150g heavier. My wife wouldn't understand.
I was just looking at Excel's Enve 45s. 150g heavier. My wife wouldn't understand.
Confession: The weight turned out to be 612 g front, 748 g rear = 1360 grams.
#955
Has coddling tendencies.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,360
Likes: 59
From: Topanga Canyon
Bikes: 2008 Blue RC8 w/ '09 Rival
I made an old man pay for passing me on a ride the other day by flying past him at the start of a 1/4 mile long 5% gradient climb.
To be fair, I didn't know he was old, but I should have known based on his pedaling squares leg technique.
To be fair, I didn't know he was old, but I should have known based on his pedaling squares leg technique.
#961
OK....OK....I lied.
So a confession???...A confession??? Hmmmm......Well sometimes when Im in the sack with the fiancee,I put on my bicycle helmet and make her call me Lance.Does that count?
So a confession???...A confession??? Hmmmm......Well sometimes when Im in the sack with the fiancee,I put on my bicycle helmet and make her call me Lance.Does that count?
#962
Iconoclast
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 3,176
Likes: 2
From: California
Bikes: Colnago Super, Fuji Opus III, Specialized Rockhopper, Specialized Sirrus (road)
- Since I got rid of the Colnago, all my bikes weigh ~20 pounds, but I'm still a weight weenie.
- Yesterday, I made a new rule that I wont ride in temperatures over 85 degrees.
- Yesterday, I made a new rule that I wont ride in temperatures over 85 degrees.
#963
I almost got passed by an older woman on a bent this morning. She was gaining on us, until somehow her rear fender got sucked into her wheel and she fell over in the middle of the street.
We helped her, of course. Her bent had a motor.
We helped her, of course. Her bent had a motor.
#964
Has coddling tendencies.
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 8,360
Likes: 59
From: Topanga Canyon
Bikes: 2008 Blue RC8 w/ '09 Rival
Smoked a pair of younger guys on a 5 mile, mild descent today. It ended up me and a former cat 2 to reach the regroup point first by nearly a minute. It was awesome.
I learned later that one of them was riding the other guy's mother's bike, and the right (2005 9 spd Ultegra) shifter required the use of both hands, and the brakes were shot. His friend slowed to ride with him :/
I learned later that one of them was riding the other guy's mother's bike, and the right (2005 9 spd Ultegra) shifter required the use of both hands, and the brakes were shot. His friend slowed to ride with him :/
#965
Senior Member

Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 11,222
Likes: 30
From: South Bend IN
Bikes: 1976 FRESCHI, 2004 Crumpton.
I had to get rescued today,first time in 40 years. Got a flat and when I went to pump it up, noticed the back of the pump head (blackburn frame), had fallen off preventing a seal. I was out in the middle of nowhere Indiana 23 miles from home. In the 45 minutes it took my wife to bring me a pump I saw one tractor, no cars...not a one. Sometimes traffic is good.
#966
Artificial Member




Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 7,162
Likes: 7,457
From: The Cloud
Bikes: Retrospec Judd, Dahon Boardwalk, Specialized Langster
Smoked a pair of younger guys on a 5 mile, mild descent today. It ended up me and a former cat 2 to reach the regroup point first by nearly a minute. It was awesome.
I learned later that one of them was riding the other guy's mother's bike, and the right (2005 9 spd Ultegra) shifter required the use of both hands, and the brakes were shot. His friend slowed to ride with him :/
I learned later that one of them was riding the other guy's mother's bike, and the right (2005 9 spd Ultegra) shifter required the use of both hands, and the brakes were shot. His friend slowed to ride with him :/
#968
grilled cheesus
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 6,957
Likes: 5
From: 8675309
Bikes: 2010 CAAD9 Custom, 06 Giant TCR C2 & 05 Specialized Hardrock Sport
im going to ride my bicycle. later.
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#969
Senior Member
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 77
Likes: 0
All my anger, all my hatred goes into the pedals. Wind cuts my face and burns my lungs and there is no slowing down. We are not all interconnected. Some people on this earth do not need to exist. Some people just need killing. I would kill them.
F*ck you and your cushy 6 figure, get rich slow scheme job
F*ck you and your smoking hot f*ckbuddy, yeah that blonde one with the rack
F*ck you and you and everyone you know. Our lives are not even remotely comparable.
In the rage there is not even a suggestion of pacing. Only acceleration. Anger. Speed. Anger. Speed. I'm not going fast to win any race. I'm not going fast to even push myself physically. And the hurt starts to creep in; slowly at first but the pain becomes apparent and no matter how much hatred I channel into dying legs, only so much more speed results.
I am finally broken, a deathgrip on the handlebars white knuckled, utter delirium forcing me to a dead halt.
I am sane again until my rage builds. Then I ride.
F*ck you and your cushy 6 figure, get rich slow scheme job
F*ck you and your smoking hot f*ckbuddy, yeah that blonde one with the rack
F*ck you and you and everyone you know. Our lives are not even remotely comparable.
In the rage there is not even a suggestion of pacing. Only acceleration. Anger. Speed. Anger. Speed. I'm not going fast to win any race. I'm not going fast to even push myself physically. And the hurt starts to creep in; slowly at first but the pain becomes apparent and no matter how much hatred I channel into dying legs, only so much more speed results.
I am finally broken, a deathgrip on the handlebars white knuckled, utter delirium forcing me to a dead halt.
I am sane again until my rage builds. Then I ride.
#970
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
#971
DisMember
Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 247
Likes: 0
From: Central Arkansas
Bikes: 2010 Fuji Roubaix, 1984 Schwinn World Sport
You'd get to ride about 4 months of the year here. And while I'd love to live in California instead of this inferno, I don't want to have to earn $120k/year to rent a garage apartment 40 miles from the city.
#972
Junior Member
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 18
Likes: 0
From: Springfield, IL
All my anger, all my hatred goes into the pedals. Wind cuts my face and burns my lungs and there is no slowing down. We are not all interconnected. Some people on this earth do not need to exist. Some people just need killing. I would kill them.
F*ck you and your cushy 6 figure, get rich slow scheme job
F*ck you and your smoking hot f*ckbuddy, yeah that blonde one with the rack
F*ck you and you and everyone you know. Our lives are not even remotely comparable.
In the rage there is not even a suggestion of pacing. Only acceleration. Anger. Speed. Anger. Speed. I'm not going fast to win any race. I'm not going fast to even push myself physically. And the hurt starts to creep in; slowly at first but the pain becomes apparent and no matter how much hatred I channel into dying legs, only so much more speed results.
I am finally broken, a deathgrip on the handlebars white knuckled, utter delirium forcing me to a dead halt.
I am sane again until my rage builds. Then I ride.
F*ck you and your cushy 6 figure, get rich slow scheme job
F*ck you and your smoking hot f*ckbuddy, yeah that blonde one with the rack
F*ck you and you and everyone you know. Our lives are not even remotely comparable.
In the rage there is not even a suggestion of pacing. Only acceleration. Anger. Speed. Anger. Speed. I'm not going fast to win any race. I'm not going fast to even push myself physically. And the hurt starts to creep in; slowly at first but the pain becomes apparent and no matter how much hatred I channel into dying legs, only so much more speed results.
I am finally broken, a deathgrip on the handlebars white knuckled, utter delirium forcing me to a dead halt.
I am sane again until my rage builds. Then I ride.
#973
no, the new new bike
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 49
Likes: 0
From: Sacramento
Bikes: 2006 Specialized Tarmac Comp 2001 Allez (steel)
I am sane again until my rage builds. Then I ride.
thanks for posting that.
#974
All my anger, all my hatred goes into the pedals. Wind cuts my face and burns my lungs and there is no slowing down. We are not all interconnected. Some people on this earth do not need to exist. Some people just need killing. I would kill them.
F*ck you and your cushy 6 figure, get rich slow scheme job
F*ck you and your smoking hot f*ckbuddy, yeah that blonde one with the rack
F*ck you and you and everyone you know. Our lives are not even remotely comparable.
I am finally broken, a deathgrip on the handlebars white knuckled, utter delirium forcing me to a dead halt.
I am sane again until my rage builds. Then I ride.
F*ck you and your cushy 6 figure, get rich slow scheme job
F*ck you and your smoking hot f*ckbuddy, yeah that blonde one with the rack
F*ck you and you and everyone you know. Our lives are not even remotely comparable.
I am finally broken, a deathgrip on the handlebars white knuckled, utter delirium forcing me to a dead halt.
I am sane again until my rage builds. Then I ride.





