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LesterOfPuppets 02-23-13 05:36 AM

58km is an awfully long bicycle ride. 48 hour completion window, I hope.

RollCNY 02-23-13 06:07 AM


Originally Posted by surgeonstone (Post 15306699)
You must be so deprived, maybe just deluded. "Jerk titties" As if such a thing could exist.

I was all set to tell you that you were being too rough with them, but again, reading comprehension occurred.

And the emoticons? If you can't demonstrate control, you'll end up in EA.

RUOkie 02-23-13 07:11 AM


Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 15306884)
By the way, 3 or 4 of the people in that picture aren't women. Just saying.

sure about that? ;)

RUOkie 02-23-13 07:16 AM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15307036)
Addiction Public Announcement

Time trial competition to be held for 58km ride on March 24. Any terrain, any bike any location. Submit photo of your computer showing distance rode and time elapsed. Total time, not riding time.

58km? isn't that like 400miles? I can't ride that far in one sitting.

LAJ 02-23-13 07:19 AM


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15307318)
58km? isn't that like 400miles? I can't ride that far in one sitting.

Maybe we could work a relay type team time trial in.

patentcad 02-23-13 07:25 AM

You are all ungrateful heathen freds. We should resign the BF Papacy just like that kraut in Rome. Then you'd see, you'd all see.

patentcad 02-23-13 07:26 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15307337)
You are all ungrateful heathen freds. I should resign the BF Papacy just like that kraut in Rome. Then you'd see, you'd all see.

I don't think they'd provide Us with the pension and the nice luxury apartment in Vatican City like the real pope gets you know.

patentcad 02-23-13 07:27 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15307338)
I don't think they'd provide us with the pension and the nice luxury apartment in Vatican City like the real pope gets you know.

Yeah, but within six months they'd be nominating Us for Sainthood. So we'd have that going for Us.

WhyFi 02-23-13 08:02 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15307337)
You are all ungrateful heathen freds. We should resign the BF Papacy just like that kraut in Rome. Then you'd see, you'd all see.

Rumor is that gay scandal has pushed him to retire. Are you trying to tell us something?

RollCNY 02-23-13 08:42 AM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 15307389)
Rumor is that gay scandal has pushed him to retire. Are you trying to tell us something?

He doesn't need a push, just more of a skip.

Bah Humbug 02-23-13 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15306830)
Rubber tyres on clean, dry pavement--that's how cycling is meant to be.

"In the warm". Don't forget "in the warm".

v70cat 02-23-13 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by patentcad (Post 15307337)
You are all ungrateful heathen freds. We should resign the BF Papacy just like that kraut in Rome. Then you'd see, you'd all see.

The Pope was smart enough to know it was time to retire.

patentcad 02-23-13 09:59 AM


Originally Posted by WhyFi (Post 15307389)
Rumor is that gay scandal has pushed him to retire.

We refer all such queries (I see what I did there) to Our spokesperson, Velo Vol.

BillyD 02-23-13 10:03 AM


Originally Posted by Velo Vol (Post 15306830)
Rubber tyres on clean, dry pavement--that's how cycling is meant to be.


Originally Posted by Bah Humbug (Post 15307564)
"In the warm". Don't forget "in the warm".

qft

That's how we roll.

coasting 02-23-13 10:08 AM

Maybe I was a bit hasty. How long should this time trial be? 10 miles? 20 miles?

BillyD 02-23-13 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets (Post 15307181)
58km is an awfully long bicycle ride. 48 hour completion window, I hope.


Originally Posted by RUOkie (Post 15307318)
58km? isn't that like 400miles? I can't ride that far in one sitting.

wut

Am I missing something?

An inside joke? Has to be.





See, this is what happens without emoticons. :rolleyes:

2manybikes 02-23-13 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15307697)
Maybe I was a bit hasty. How long should this time trial be? 10 miles? 20 miles?

Bailey says 22 miles. That's his favorite route.

2manybikes 02-23-13 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by BillyD (Post 15307714)
wut

Am I missing something?

An inside joke? Has to be.





See, this is what happens without emoticons. :rolleyes:

I'm still not taking this serious. It should be 400 watts.

coasting 02-23-13 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 15307722)
Bailey says 22 miles. That's his favorite route.

will he be riding or watching the scenery as usual?

2manybikes 02-23-13 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by coasting (Post 15307734)
will he be riding or watching the scenery as usual?

He'll be monitoring the clock, the trip odometer, and doing random drug testing. He will post results in real time while we are moving. Anything for a dog cookie.

2manybikes 02-23-13 10:36 AM


Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 15307773)
He'll be monitoring the clock, the trip odometer, and doing random drug testing. He will post results in real time while we are moving. Anything for a dog cookie.

Being Welsh he can convert MPH to Km for me.

RollCNY 02-23-13 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by 2manybikes (Post 15307783)
Being Welsh he can convert MPH to Km for me.

He is incorrigible, or at least in-corgi-able.

surgeonstone 02-23-13 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by rjones28 (Post 15306851)
Nice first attempt. Don't over do it though. Pace yourself. ;)

Pace yourself he says. Don't over do it.
Dude, I'm a frikin addict . Pacing oneself is not in the vocabulary.

RollCNY 02-23-13 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by surgeonstone (Post 15307844)
Pace yourself he says. Don't over do it.
Dude, I'm a frikin addict . Pacing oneself is not in the vocabulary.

Hence my EA comment earlier. Emoticons Anonymous. Its a 12 click program. :D

surgeonstone 02-23-13 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by RollCNY (Post 15307980)
Hence my EA comment earlier. Emoticons Anonymous. Its a 12 click program. :D

I like it, an emoticon AA, I can already see it, step 8 - make a list of those you have harmed or injured as a result of emoticon use. Step 9- make amends to those listed.
Dear Whoosshy, can you forgive my ill use of emoticons and my disliking your use of them. Dear pcad, thou holiest of ffropes ( Fat Fredly Popes), can you grant disposition of theses sins?


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