I'm doing no work this arvo....

I bet he references his next post

I'm over it now.....there is **** piling up here I need to do!!!

fellas.....I'm in a whole new world of pain here

How far was it?

They're tough roads out there. One my favourite training rides.

did you do Wild Dog? Go all the way to Kinglake?

Nah, St. Andrews return. Smidge under 100kms.

It hurts when I blink.

stop for a Coke at the charming St Andrews general store?

If you come back home via the Greensborough bypass, that climb up from the roundabout after Diamond Ck I used to slam in the big ring. Nowadays I reckon I'd climb off and walk it.


......memories.....

ok i'm back...bloody all day meetings getting in the way of my 'aussie thread' duties!...anyone would think work has priority over you guys**********???!!!!!!.....Now to business...who is Shadco & why does he care what i was doing yesterday!...FYI....that was a Look carbon frame guarantee i was holding above my head, cos they're in destructible!...Tigerboy...you got a sore arse?......Ed...waddya doing in cycling forums.....I can't get in there....the stupid 'Webmarshall" thing we have at work, thinks its a porno site, & has blocked the address.(ever since I tried to open a JPG labelled 'bike porn')...I can't very well tell the I.T guys its not...cos I'm not s'posed to be in there anyway!...you been upsetting them?......


cheers,

Hitchy

By that stage I had a tough time convincing myself to stay awake. How much left over risotto do you reckon it's possible for one hungry cyclist to eat? Let's find out shall we?

Arse isn't too bad, thanks for askin' Hitchy! Thank you Chamois Butt'r....it rubz it's lotion on it'z skIIINNN...damn Silence of the Lambs....anyway...errr....I'm stuffed.

classic!! Banned from cyclingforums!!

Luckily I didn't name this thread The Slack *unt Thread What would Hitchy do all day?

yep....used to be a regular contributor....Flyingdutch, hippy & the lads!.....that's how I stumbled across this forum...I was looking for a 'back door' to get back in & fool 'Web marshall'...alas...I'm stuck with you guys!....but takin' the piss outa seppo's is more fun anyway!

cheers,

hitchy

I'd hhhhhaaaffffff tttttooooo wwwwwwooorrrrrrkkkkk............NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO

Ain't that the truth

Hey, have any seppos actually twigged to what seppo means?

g'day,

there was actually a thread going awhile back......I explained the whole process....the dude i was explaining it to thought i was calling him 'sewerage'....lol.....Ya have to be careful with some of the translations around here...i got in strife yesterday with the dude from the thread about banging his 'bar' stopper back in while riding..(https://www.bikeforums.net/road-cycling/66406-too-dumb-not-share-aka-what-i-thinking.html).i was the first to reply & just said "Yeah...i agree, you're a d**khead" ....guy went right off & P.M ed me wanting to 'pop me one'....& koffee removed the reply...geez...I told him to read this thread & look at the ***** aussies throw at each other & he would soon understand that it was mean't to be humerous!,

cheers,

Hitchy

Yeah, they can get pretty sensitive. I've started building a list of no-go subjects. Looks like Oprah's one of them

Sniff... sniff... I smell bushfire smoke in the air...

Well what's wrong with that? Pipes and tanks are very upstanding members of the community. It's the shi!t running through them that you've got to worry about.

Spelling, grammar and semantics... there's a thread about that somewhere, isn't there?

I've done that, and I know I'm a d1ckhead.

You never put those bar stoppers back in -- they just restrict the flow while you're swilling from the bottle.

"Well what's wrong with that? Pipes and tanks are very upstanding members of the community. It's the shi!t running through them that you've got to worry about."

Bwahahahaha! Classic.

Looks like the Thylacine is back...Has the body/butt stopped aching yet.

BTW Hitchy, I've been psyching myself up for the sprint to Frankston tomorrow. Wattsy gritts his teeth, closes his eyes and visualises the ride..."My thighs are made of steal, I will not give way at red lights, I will not let any schmuck into my spot...damn it where'd the pack go...wattsy visualises the lonely ride from Patto river to Frankston...

Isn't the "finish line" near Kennedy's shop? So how do they avoid smashing through the roundabout?

It's weird, I feel like a train wreck last night, and today - apart from some localised soreness when I got out of bed, which is now gone - I feel great.

Musta been the Satay noodles with tofu I had last night.

Hey, what do you guys drink during a ride? Do you have any after ride eating/drinking regimen? ( No, I don't mean beer )