i smoked weed with george clinton after a show he played in providence, ri.

i really like how this thread has derailed, btw.

pacino?? overacting?!?

at a london restaurant 2 months ago i looked to the left of our table. at the table next to ours, sitting two feet away from me was jack white of white stripes... he had a cane and was wearing a top hat?!

i rode my fixed gear to the restaurant...just to stay on topic. a good ride up clerkenwell road...

Blixa Bargeld smoked me out when I was 15. He slapped me because I said I couldn't feel my face.

I smoked out with Manu Chao when I was 22. After that we went and ate some pretty awesome vegetarian food, and walked around some of the scariest parts of Caracas. He later hooked me up with places to stay in Chile, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, and Colombia, just because I told him that I might take a trip to see more of South America.

manu chao is awesome... but who is blixa bargeld?

founder of Einstürzende Neubauten

whoah

I saw the guy who was in 24 (never actually seen the show..) and does those Allstate commercials in the local burger shop before. I said nothing and left quietly.

I sneezed and sent a little mucus rocket to the next table at a restaurant. It hit the fonz in the back.

I made it with a fluff girl from a Ron Jeremy film.

Enjoy

My girlfriend died, from carbon monoxide. What should I do?

Ian MacKaye told me he thought my shoes were "****ing great."

Kazu Makino from Blonde Redhead told me that John Frusciante, "used to be so beautiful. Do you remember? Now he has no teeth."

Awesome. A couple years ago, I chased him across the street and into a deli in a rainstorm by shouting "Affleck is a poopie-pants!" at him again and again while staying as close to him as I could.

If we sat around ripping on every biker that fit the h-word stereotype for one reason or another, we'd all rip each other apart before long. besides ripping on people gets old fast. Something like the Natty Fab thread is funny once.

I had a drink with Don Vito (that ******bag drunk guy from The Bam Show) at a bar/strip club in Peoria. He sounds just like he does on the show, lots of unintelligible blabbering and such.

I blew juvi-kyle for crack. Twice.

semi-brokeback situations???

link to the vid?

link to the vid?

My cousin grew up in Westchester, PA and is good friends with Bam.
Is that cool?
I'm not even sure.


How about when I was 10 they were shooting the movie "Dillinger" in Milwaukee and they used a lot of props from my parent's house and I got to be an extra. I got to meet Mark Harmon, too. (He played Dilinger).

Oh, and no joke, in order to be an extra they had to cut my mullet and I actually needed time to "think about it."

I filmed a scene with Al Pacino in Looking for Richard when I was 12. It didn't make it into the movie because they decided to use actors in costume, and they had to use SAG actors for that. Or I might have sucked. Also, Winona Ryder was in the audition room.

My twin sister is Phil Morrison (he directed Junebug)'s assistant, and she hangs out with Yo La Tengo all the time. Apparently Ira Kaplan has an even bigger Albert Brooks obsession than she does, which is saying something.

These celebrity stories have redeemed this thread, especially the Affleck-harrassment, school with Scarlett, drunken shouting at Serpico, and snot rockets locked on the Fonz. Thank you all for making my Friday.

I took a shower with Leif Garrett.

Also, earlier that day I walked into the room where the craft services table was and Leif was the only guy there. I gave him the head-nod, grabbed my donut and refilled my coffee, and left the room. Only then did I realize that I had absentmindedly been whistling one of his songs from the seventies. He probably thought I was clowning him.

ahhh things are gettin a little bro-mantic in here.