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skanking biker 02-19-08 09:01 AM

I am old
 
You know you are old when you have never heard of half of the bands making videos on VHI. Last night I tried to cure my insomnia watching tv, and flipping through the stations landed on VHI which had a video that was all footage of some dude on a fixie riding through the city, doing power slides, etc. I thought the song sucked, but the video was kinda neat. Anyone know what video I am talking about and/or what band this was?

jemather 02-19-08 09:29 AM

probably nada surf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLKvWf4Fd0
though if you're in the range where you don't remember nada surf but do think you're too old to know the music on vh1 then i must be really old.

Fugazi Dave 02-19-08 10:11 AM

You're not old. I'm 26 and I still don't know half the bands making videos that appear on VH1. That said, I still think most of them suck and therefore don't care either.

skanking biker 02-19-08 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by jemather (Post 6191598)
probably nada surf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLKvWf4Fd0
though if you're in the range where you don't remember nada surf but do think you're too old to know the music on vh1 then i must be really old.

Ahh yes, thats it.


26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.

fordfasterr 02-19-08 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6191864)
Ahh yes, thats it.


26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.

Damn- I'm screwed.

SpiderMike 02-19-08 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6191864)
26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.

:beer: too true.

doofo 02-19-08 10:34 AM

you are mixing up being young with being lame

ilikebikes 02-19-08 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6191864)
Ahh yes, thats it.


26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.

Dont forget that everyone starts calling you "Sir" and Mister (insert last name) :mad:

skanking biker 02-19-08 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by doofo (Post 6191974)
you are mixing up being young with being lame

Well I was lame when I was young, so my lameness isn't a factor

Fugazi Dave 02-19-08 11:21 AM

I'm not worried about 30. If your life genuinely starts declining at 30, you're doing something wrong. ****, I'm just getting warmed up.

KrisPistofferson 02-19-08 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6191864)
Ahh yes, thats it.


26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.

Mail order-brides. :beer:

TRaffic Jammer 02-19-08 11:24 AM

Damned straight, some cool things have gone since turning 40 as well. I will say it's quite satisfying to beat 20 -somethings in a sprint/race. Just lets me know the old man still has some legs. As well you 20+ years of traffic riding experience gives me an up.

Sixty Fiver 02-19-08 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6191864)
Ahh yes, thats it.


26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.

Old can creep up on you if you let it.

lhcommons 02-19-08 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave (Post 6192211)
I'm not worried about 30. If your life genuinely starts declining at 30, you're doing something wrong. ****, I'm just getting warmed up.

+10

at 45 (next week) I'm healthier and happier than any time in my life. I'm happily married, I have a pair of great kids (who haven't been arrested yet, but they aren't quite teenagers...), I ride my bike every day (and only partly to save the planet: mostly because its FUN), I run farther and faster than when I was 25, and I can afford better booze.

the only true downside of middle age: the profoundly unfair combination gray hair AND zits.

TRaffic Jammer 02-19-08 11:57 AM

Word

crushkilldstroy 02-19-08 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by jemather (Post 6191598)
probably nada surf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLKvWf4Fd0
though if you're in the range where you don't remember nada surf but do think you're too old to know the music on vh1 then i must be really old.

Nada Surf reminds me of that one nerdy kid in junior high that got pushed around all the time. At some point, they're gonna snap out of this wimpy girly crappy music stage and make a metal album or shoot up a Wendy's.

KrisPistofferson 02-19-08 12:08 PM

Isn't Nada Surf the Weezer sound-alike band that had that one hit "Popular?" That sucked.

crushkilldstroy 02-19-08 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson (Post 6192442)
Isn't Nada Surf the Weezer sound-alike band that had that one hit "Popular?" That sucked.

Yep.

And apparently they're still around.

And apparently they still suck.

pinkrobe 02-19-08 12:23 PM

At 36, my knees haven't felt this good in years. I'm pushing a reasonable gear, I have enough disposable income to get almost anything I want [DINK FTW]. I can afford better booze. My hair is slowly going gray, but that started when I was 16, so I'm used to it. Mrs. Pinkrobe has joined me on my rides as well. It's going pretty good.

buck65 02-19-08 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6191864)
Ahh yes, thats it.


26??---Enjoy your last 4 years of youth---life sucks when you hit 30. Its like hitting a brick wall or something. You instantly become "old." Knees start to hurt. College girls start looking like jailbait; all the single women your age are divorced or have kids or have things you don't want------not a pretty picture.


So true...I'll be 30 in July and am now stuck in the transition period. All the younger women end up thinking I'm old or out of it. All of the older women have kids or just shun me because I don't own a house and a BMW. I can't complain though because I was out of shape at 19 and now can run/bike faster, farther, and longer than ever before.

KrisPistofferson 02-19-08 12:29 PM

http://www.blossoms.com/?adid=yahoop...ID=31349749521

These guys accept PayPal. :beer:

Sixty Fiver 02-19-08 12:33 PM

Many people think I am lying when I tell them I am 42.

Gotta say that life is good.

TRaffic Jammer 02-19-08 12:36 PM

Life the Universe and Everything... looking forward to 42 next birthday. People won;t believe me when I tell them I'm in my 40's now anyway.... blessed with some good genetics, and preserved nicely with lots of cyclical exercise.

Judge_Posner 02-19-08 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6191490)
You know you are old when you have never heard of half of the bands making videos on VHI.

...... which explains why you dont know that 30 is the new 20, words of wisdom from Mr VH1 himself, Jay-Z.

skanking biker 02-19-08 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by Judge_Posner (Post 6192648)
...... which explains why you dont know that 30 is the new 20, words of wisdom from Mr VH1 himself, Jay-Z.

Don't even know of Jay-Z

KrisPistofferson 02-19-08 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by skanking biker (Post 6192683)
Don't even know of Jay-Z

You're old. End of thread.

TRaffic Jammer 02-19-08 12:51 PM

mmm not necessarily, shanking biker is definitely of a differing musical genre then the Jay-Z. I believe he may come from a, ska, reggae, punk inspired set of listening preferences.

doofo 02-19-08 12:55 PM

if you dont drink zima you are old

TRaffic Jammer 02-19-08 12:58 PM

:lol: If you DO drink Zima, you aren't old enough.

doughboy 02-19-08 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave (Post 6192211)
I'm not worried about 30. If your life genuinely starts declining at 30, you're doing something wrong. ****, I'm just getting warmed up.

+1

You do notice a drop in metabolism but aside from that, life is good. My knees have been hurting for years thanks to a stupid snowboarding stunt; that's also why I concentrate on bicycling rather than running/snowboarding/etc. I still date "just out of college" girls. The single women I know are desperate to find men 30 years or older (we're considered mature/stable by their standards) to date and marry. Plus, you have more expendable income and can wear a suit/tux to a formal party and look the part. :)


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