shorts malfunction... :(
#79
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From: Fallbrook,Calif./Palau del Vidre, France
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People attacking bike shorts because of the lycra look.. I initially wore regular street clothes on the bike.. I had the same problem , they'd become thread bare in no time and seams came apart. With my bike shorts, some have thousands of miles on them. They still look like new.. They are made for cycling and as a result last..
.. Don't like bike shorts. Expect your street clothes to have a short life.
.. Don't like bike shorts. Expect your street clothes to have a short life.
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#80
soo yeah, people with solutions of patching with leather helpful, and durable types of jeans... people suggesting bike shorts not soo much.
i love my bike shorts, but that is if im riding long distances on my fixie +30 miles at one time, besides that i use my fixie to commute to school (3miles), then to meet people at restaurants/cafes, which doesnt make sense to wear my bike shorts then change into something else when i arrive... also its hot as balls to be wearing bike shorts under neath my shorts...
another note is that i didnt mention when i started this thread is, that when i had my bike as a single-speed instead of a fixie, i never wore through any pants, but these last two months ive destroyed two crotches
also, i wipe down my bike seat with baby wipes every time i get back in, since i have a white seat. i wash my skinny jeans and jean shorts every week, unless i find myself sweating hardcore balls when commuting to school and running errands.
i love my bike shorts, but that is if im riding long distances on my fixie +30 miles at one time, besides that i use my fixie to commute to school (3miles), then to meet people at restaurants/cafes, which doesnt make sense to wear my bike shorts then change into something else when i arrive... also its hot as balls to be wearing bike shorts under neath my shorts...
another note is that i didnt mention when i started this thread is, that when i had my bike as a single-speed instead of a fixie, i never wore through any pants, but these last two months ive destroyed two crotches

also, i wipe down my bike seat with baby wipes every time i get back in, since i have a white seat. i wash my skinny jeans and jean shorts every week, unless i find myself sweating hardcore balls when commuting to school and running errands.
#81
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From: denver, CO
Bikes: mercier kilo tt, raleigh ltd-3, miyata 912, puch luzern, nishiki custom sport mixte, fuji espree, fuji sagres
I sew a square peice of leather or fabric on the inside of the jeans, where my vagina would be, or in your case; your weiner, and sew around it. So if your jeans do give out, you have the other fabric in there, so no...skin..or..underwear showing (which is more my worry). It also prevents the wear from spreading because of the stiches. OR..if you dont care..you can sew a patch on the outside of the jeans in the inside of the crotch part. That way your jeans wont get ruined. The fabric/leather isnt going to wear from riding. Works for me anyway! This was the only benefit I got from being a crust punk for all my teen years.
#83
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From: Atlanta
Bikes: Mercier Kilo TT Pro, Schwinn Le Tour Conversion, Free Spirit polo beater, Cervelo P2T, aluminum tandem.
1) I still think that picture is a fake.
2) I think jeans last long enough that they are worth wearing for cycling because imo if I am wearing spandex, as soon as I get off my bike, I have no reason to be wearing the spandex at that point.
2) I think jeans last long enough that they are worth wearing for cycling because imo if I am wearing spandex, as soon as I get off my bike, I have no reason to be wearing the spandex at that point.
#84
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From: bronx, nyc
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however, Tex_Arcana nailed it, and i really laughed at his reply - it really cracked me up that he a) knew it was the Polish national team (i guess that's obvious because their shorts say Polska), b) he called me "some guy from the Bronx", c) his comment was ethnically correct as he used the word "kielbasa", and d) he brings up a good point: now you see why black shorts are better than colored shorts.
of course i can see what you mean, but you've got to respect these guys because they are some hardcore, strong, legit cyclists
#85
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From: Atlanta
Bikes: Mercier Kilo TT Pro, Schwinn Le Tour Conversion, Free Spirit polo beater, Cervelo P2T, aluminum tandem.
Okay, so maybe I just *wanted* that picture to be fake. 
EDIT: Not that I have a problem with the male genitalia. It just seems a little overstated/theatrical the way the image was done.

EDIT: Not that I have a problem with the male genitalia. It just seems a little overstated/theatrical the way the image was done.
#86
Your cog is slipping.



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From: Beverly MA
Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle
Typical military fatigues have an extra layer of fabric on the crotch/ass area (and have big cargo pockets). They usually last me quite a while, either as pants or cut into shorts. Traditional Dickies 874s are awesome too. I suppose I don't look as cool as if I was wearing my wife's jeans, but...........









