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PluperfectArson 02-16-12 02:35 AM

It looks weird as ****.

What kind of seat it that?

seau grateau 02-16-12 03:26 AM

Whatever that seat is, I'm pretty sure it's at a jackass angle.

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 11:08 AM

Quoted from his bike description-
"This is my Murder bike! It’s like a ninja. The spokes double as throwing knives, the tires are what I use to tie up people, and the pedals are shin shredders."


http://www.ibikedb.net/img/large/328...721tr-bike.png

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 11:10 AM

One more with a quute-
"My lovely leader bike that I bought from USA! It’s fast, it’s hard and beautiful!"

And it doesn't need a seat!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0113_large.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0111_large.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0097_large.jpg

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 11:17 AM

Single speed with a RD, alright.

"Badass singlespeed crit bike/commuter. It gets me to work and home very quickly and with style to spare. Built for less than $100 with top shelf parts. Ha!"




http://www.ibikedb.net/img/large/13791-leader--bike.png

solipsist716 02-16-12 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13859287)
One more with a quute-
"My lovely leader bike that I bought from USA! It’s fast, it’s hard and beautiful!"

And it doesn't need a seat!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0113_large.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0111_large.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0097_large.jpg

Minus the skidding, this isn't jack, at all dude.

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 11:23 AM

http://www.ibikedb.net/img/large/309...ji-tt-bike.png

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0803_large.JPG

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ibike/pictur...0801_large.JPG

ddeadserious 02-16-12 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by solipsist716 (Post 13859336)
Minus the skidding, this isn't jack, at all dude.

x2. He gets extra points for having a Leader and not making it totally freaking jack.

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by ddeadserious (Post 13859354)
x2. He gets extra points for having a Leader and not making it totally freaking jack.

I'm referimg to the rider. What makes it hard?

hairnet 02-16-12 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13859317)

How is this jackass? It is a single speed with a chain tensioner. not jackass



Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13859383)
I'm referimg to the rider. What makes it hard?

It would seem English is not that guy's first language. hard to tell what he means

ddeadserious 02-16-12 11:34 AM

Rider may be jack. Maybe he just sucks at choosing appropriate words, and likes buying new tires often.

ddeadserious 02-16-12 11:35 AM

Drummerboy still doesn't understand this thread. :crash:

zoltani 02-16-12 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13859317)
Single speed with a RD, alright.

"Badass singlespeed crit bike/commuter. It gets me to work and home very quickly and with style to spare. Built for less than $100 with top shelf parts. Ha!"

http://www.ibikedb.net/img/large/13791-leader--bike.png


http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFil...3/81738586.jpg
sigh

Rootzilla 02-16-12 12:01 PM

DB: Just because you don't understand it does not necessarily make it jackass. Thinkaboutthat.

hailandkill 02-16-12 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13859347)

what's jackass about this? i think it's pretty damn cool. MAYBE the saddle-bar drop? that's all i see.

you suck drummertool

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 12:06 PM

Ok, school me then on something? Why would you run a chain tensioner on a single speed? Why not just shorted the chain?

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by hailandkill (Post 13859562)
what's jackass about this? i think it's pretty damn cool. MAYBE the saddle-bar drop? that's all i see.

you suck drummertool


Not only the saddle/bar drop but, unless his name is GrapeApe, how the hell is he going to reach those brake lever's way out there?

illdthedj 02-16-12 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13859571)
Ok, school me then on something? Why would you run a chain tensioner on a single speed? Why not just shorted the chain?

because it dosn't have horizontal drop outs.

some may say making a road bike meant for gears and no horizontal dropouts into a SS is jackass, but i dont think its necessarily jackass enough to put in this thread, just my 2cents.

i think bikes that get posted in here need to be on the extreme side of jackass, just so there is no question about it.

Rootzilla 02-16-12 12:11 PM

Uhh... check the dropouts? No room for adjustment there, so if you don't want to mess around with magic gear or eccentric hub/bb, you sorta need it...

The point: learn first, call other people's bikes ugly names second.

hailandkill 02-16-12 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by Drummerboy1975 (Post 13859589)
Not only the saddle/bar drop but, unless his name is GrapeApe, how the hell is he going to reach those brake lever's way out there?

judging by the saddle height, the frame is on the smaller side for its rider. thus, long reach, long seatpost. and how do you know the guy/gal doesn't have longer then average arms?

thread has been killed

hailandkill 02-16-12 12:14 PM

drummerboy needs to read the link in his sig, and needs to post pics of his bike.

redpear 02-16-12 12:21 PM

He needs to stop posting only in this thread if he's going to have that surly blog post in his sig at all.

Drummerboy1975 02-16-12 12:26 PM

http://www.ibikedb.net/img/large/341...liver-bike.png

Higher Class 02-16-12 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by GMJ (Post 13855852)
Hipster had money to blow, so he bought a sweet lens for his $5000 DSLR that his trust fund amply provided for him. To legitimize and justify this, he has to use the lens to showcase all of his sweet interests so the internet will think he's cool.

I hate that our little cycling community is filled with ***** **** ******s like the aforementioned.

I wouldn't ride bikes with you.

Nagrom_ 02-16-12 12:31 PM

secretly all these bikes are actually drummerboy's and he has been tricking us into telling him how cool they are....


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