I was just curious. I have seen people talk about the Special, but that thing is fugly.

I hate to say it but +1. I just can't handle that seat tube, if it was straight I'd be all over that *****.

Meh I'm on the wall about it.
Would ride, but probably not buy.

Confession: I like tempting fate every once in a while.

I've been tempting fate for 38 years.

Truth. The Gara however:

Thanks for the encouragement, everything went great.

True confession: riding track is fun as hell y'all.

Truth. However, it'd work perfectly with the stainless grips and seat that are posted in the jackass thread.

I kinda want a Gara too...

well, i gotta confess. i recently went clipless, and thought that i would never, i mean NEVER fall over before i clip out. well, after a ride in the rain, i decided to tighten up the release on them

wrong #1

at the corner of grand and bushwick, i fell. i knew this would happen. it was graceful however, and a nice gentleman offered to help me up. luckily, i was able to get my right foot out and twisted the frame so i could get my left out. but yea.

i'm now a veteran of "oh ****" club

I've only been riding a month, and now this forum is the most frequented website on my computer.

i ate all the oreos, lied to my wife and blamed the kids.

Hahaha

That would be "Club Tombay"

wow, didn't even know that existed. love reading all those accounts. looks like i got a few broken bones to go before i get a membership, tho...

I went to culinary school, I've worked in some of the best restaurants in the city, and at one of the top 5 in the world. I decided to open my own restaurant, had investors, had a location, had everything. Investors backed out due to the economy, and now I'm flipping burgers and making grilled cheese sandwiches at a diner making the same amount of money I made when I was 19. The funny part is that I had to lie to get this job. None of the.nice restaurants are hiring, and I'm so over qualified for the crappy ones that they wouldn't hire me, so I made up a resume. I currently hate my life.

become a bike touring hobo and cook for shelter

My wife wouldn't like that.

pretty sure that right now, if you have no dependants, this is the time when you make an absolutely insane/family cant believe what you are doing/throw caution to the wind type move. put your crap in boxes and roll out.

i regret not doing this more when i was younger. take advantage. you can hate life later when you have a wife that got annoying and kids that break your ****.



edit: o you are married... well then, this is it bro.

My family is more shocked by me sticking around than anything. If I bailed it'd be the expected move, considering I've done it twice before.

Screw it. Imma move to New England. Scrod, you hiring? I can do sales, or I could be the Retrogression company chef. You could even partially pay me with bike parts.

That'd be the life

narrow minded. heres how you do it:

wake up to a bj from zooey dechanel wearing glasses.
eat breakfast.
bj from zooey dechanel no glasses.
sleep more.
wake up again, zooey dechanel is not around and its nice and quiet.
eat lunch and read newspaper.
ride bike somewhere or something else that i want to do.
get drunk.
lambo.
las vegas.
menage a trois[they are best friends and start college next week. yay! sorority sisters!].
dirtbikes inside hotel.
authorities alerted.
private jet.
sky dive.
amsterdam.
trippy man.
zooey dechanels less attractive sister gives me a blowy.
sleep.
wake up at home.